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post 1650724393 11-12-2021, 10:05 PM
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First time you got laid story time1

I was 17 prom she was hot as hell, and I didn't know my mom would chaperone me.
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post 1650724443 11-12-2021, 10:06 PM
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Party at my neighbors house
Wore a condom and she had a bunch of white stuff from her V thought it was my coom delivered a plan B to her the next day srs
post 1650724503 11-12-2021, 10:07 PM
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post 1650724603 11-12-2021, 10:10 PM
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18 went with my gf to Disneyland for 2 days. Did it in the hotel first night, she was a 17 year old virgin as well. Was magical.
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post 1650724633 11-12-2021, 10:11 PM
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Originally Posted By Dontoewsmebro
I was 17 prom she was hot as hell, and I didn't know my mom would chaperone me.
My first time was anal in college…ded fuggin srs. She thought she’d still be considered a virgin that way lol.
post 1650724683 11-12-2021, 10:13 PM
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16, upstairs in the house. Mom was running the sweeper downstairs. Was like late June 2002 and daytime. No clue wtf I was doing. She was a sloot so it didn’t matter.
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post 1650724743 11-12-2021, 10:14 PM
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She was on vacation. Met her at an audition. She came to my place and we had sex after a wonderful day at Newport Beach.
post 1650725493 11-12-2021, 10:29 PM
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16 yo, laying on a couch watching the movie 13 Ghosts with girlfriend also a Virgin. Friends were there too but they were all asleep. It was obviously **** but we got very good after time.
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post 1650725663 11-12-2021, 10:33 PM
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post 1650725853 11-12-2021, 10:36 PM
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My first time I went in raw it was hilarious her name was Natalie it was the top bunk bed too

We tried again at her sisters place, and I was like wtf!!


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post 1650725863 11-12-2021, 10:36 PM
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me and my sister were watching our parents sex tape
post 1650725953 11-12-2021, 10:38 PM
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When I was 4, thanks to him
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post 1650725973 11-12-2021, 10:38 PM
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me and my sister were watching our parents sex tape
Did you make a sex tape of it? To pass down to your kids
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post 1650726203 11-12-2021, 10:42 PM
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15. Uncle bought me condoms months before. Watching a Kurt Russell movie at gfs step sisters apartment. Dad and uncle dropped me off. Couple hours later I call them letting them know I need condoms. They and my mom deliver condoms. Smash in private room. Skinny big bobs and ass half Italian girl that I got to smash on and off until 22 or 23. Miss being young. Got them red wings from her at 16, was high test.
post 1650726223 11-12-2021, 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted By SleepWithFan89
Wore a condom and she had a bunch of white stuff from her V thought it was my coom delivered a plan B to her the next day srs
That is definitely a trap for new players
post 1650726273 11-12-2021, 10:44 PM
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bought a hooker for $160/ 30 min at age 20. left class and drove straight to the motel and waited 3 hrs for her to arrive. told her to fart in my face but her farts were so weak. I struggled to stay hard and didn't cumm during the sex
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post 1650727243 11-12-2021, 11:07 PM
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17 to some 24 year old single mom in the store room at work.

She was fairly hawt tbf, flirted with me for ages and one day I grabbed her, pushed her in a changing room and macked her and she undid my pants and sucked my cawk. We were on close together and after we closed up went in the back room I laid down and she bounced on my cawk.

Thank god we had no cameras.
post 1650727843 11-12-2021, 11:19 PM
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17 years old, invited over the only girl I had a chance with
started a movie and had myself convinced I was gonna make the move and go to pound town
I puss out and the movie ends and we're laying there in silence
I literally ask "wanna have seks"
shes like "not rly"" and im like "plz" and so we do
shes dry as a bone and the condom breaks
flip her over to do doggy and theres a poop smear in between her asscheeks
the end (srs)
post 1650728903 11-12-2021, 11:57 PM
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Originally Posted By MattKing1
17 years old, invited over the only girl I had a chance with
started a movie and had myself convinced I was gonna make the move and go to pound town
I puss out and the movie ends and we're laying there in silence
I literally ask "wanna have seks"
shes like "not rly"" and im like "plz" and so we do
shes dry as a bone and the condom breaks
flip her over to do doggy and theres a poop smear in between her asscheeks
the end (srs)
love this one, any more poop smears in the last 14 years since brah?
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post 1650729643 11-13-2021, 12:31 AM
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Originally Posted By MattKing1
17 years old, invited over the only girl I had a chance with
started a movie and had myself convinced I was gonna make the move and go to pound town
I puss out and the movie ends and we're laying there in silence
I literally ask "wanna have seks"
shes like "not rly"" andim like "plz" and so we do
shes dry as a bone and the condom breaks
flip her over to do doggy and theres a poop smear in between her asscheeks
the end (srs)
lmao

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post 1650730803 11-13-2021, 01:41 AM
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Lol at the mayonnaise virgin miscers taking up thread space.

I'll share with you OP.
- 16, gf and me at the time frequent the local theatres.
- always noticed no one ever used the family bathroom but it's in a busy/main hallway
- one day we just run for it when coast is clear
- put all the napkins all over floor to keep the cooties away
- never done it, barely any knowledge so I proceed to squirm and violently shake on top of her for a quick minute
- she says ow and asks me to slow down
- suddenly hear a loud bang on the door!
- some dad starts yelling that his kids gotta take a chit
- I panic and sit on the toilet as my gf says her retarded brother has diarrhea
- I proceed to groan
- we try out waiting the disgruntled dad, but he keeps banging
- he goes and gets theatre staff and they force my gf out
- she doubles down on retarded brother story and they open the door on me and I groan louder and actually chit and fart hard.
- awkward eye contact all around.
- staff guy says, "well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go" and leaves.
- disgruntled dad looks confused and apologizes.
- door closes and gf waits outside for me
- I got blue balls so I fap real quick and skeet on the wall cause no more napkins and I was a sick little puppy back then LOL
- Turns out I didn't even make entry on my first attempt........

Lost my real virginity at home in the comfort of my bed with her a year later.
post 1650731003 11-13-2021, 01:52 AM
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Originally Posted By MattKing1
17 years old, invited over the only girl I had a chance with
started a movie and had myself convinced I was gonna make the move and go to pound town
I puss out and the movie ends and we're laying there in silence
I literally ask "wanna have seks"
shes like "not rly"" and im like "plz" and so we do
shes dry as a bone and the condom breaks
flip her over to do doggy and theres a poop smear in between her asscheeks
the end (srs)
Lol @ poo smears. Had a gf once have pee stains on her underwears. Got groced out and was like ugh! What is that!? Never was invited to her place again after that.
post 1650731083 11-13-2021, 01:57 AM
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14 at a friends house party. Was a girl there that I didn’t make any contact with at-all throughout the night, didn’t even speak to her, dunno how it happened but I just walked over to her and grabbed her hand then walked upstairs and fukt, we didn’t say a word to eachother.

I got super paranoid after it thinking I had aids because I didn’t know how sex worked lololol
post 1650741003 11-13-2021, 09:21 AM
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Was 17 talking to a chick who had the hots for me. Wanted to get my dink wet so invited her to the movies. In the middle of the movie asked her for a handy, then when she started playing w it i decided phuck it and brought her to the family toilet and smash her there. Didnt even coom because was too paranoid that we will get caughr
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