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11-12-2021, 10:05 PM
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First time you got laid story time1
I was 17 prom she was hot as hell, and I didn't know my mom would chaperone me.
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11-12-2021, 10:06 PM
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Party at my neighbors house
Wore a condom and she had a bunch of white stuff from her V thought it was my coom delivered a plan B to her the next day srs
Wore a condom and she had a bunch of white stuff from her V thought it was my coom delivered a plan B to her the next day srs
11-12-2021, 10:07 PM
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11-12-2021, 10:10 PM
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18 went with my gf to Disneyland for 2 days. Did it in the hotel first night, she was a 17 year old virgin as well. Was magical.
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11-12-2021, 10:11 PM
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Originally Posted By Dontoewsmebro⏩
My first time was anal in college…ded fuggin srs. She thought she’d still be considered a virgin that way lol.I was 17 prom she was hot as hell, and I didn't know my mom would chaperone me.
11-12-2021, 10:13 PM
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16, upstairs in the house. Mom was running the sweeper downstairs. Was like late June 2002 and daytime. No clue wtf I was doing. She was a sloot so it didn’t matter.
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11-12-2021, 10:14 PM
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She was on vacation. Met her at an audition. She came to my place and we had sex after a wonderful day at Newport Beach.
11-12-2021, 10:29 PM
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16 yo, laying on a couch watching the movie 13 Ghosts with girlfriend also a Virgin. Friends were there too but they were all asleep. It was obviously **** but we got very good after time.
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11-12-2021, 10:33 PM
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Best 3 seconds of my life
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11-12-2021, 10:36 PM
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My first time I went in raw it was hilarious her name was Natalie it was the top bunk bed too
We tried again at her sisters place, and I was like wtf!!
We tried again at her sisters place, and I was like wtf!!
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11-12-2021, 10:36 PM
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me and my sister were watching our parents sex tape
11-12-2021, 10:38 PM
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When I was 4, thanks to him
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11-12-2021, 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted By SettingOff⏩
Did you make a sex tape of it? To pass down to your kidsme and my sister were watching our parents sex tape
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11-12-2021, 10:42 PM
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15. Uncle bought me condoms months before. Watching a Kurt Russell movie at gfs step sisters apartment. Dad and uncle dropped me off. Couple hours later I call them letting them know I need condoms. They and my mom deliver condoms. Smash in private room. Skinny big bobs and ass half Italian girl that I got to smash on and off until 22 or 23. Miss being young. Got them red wings from her at 16, was high test.
11-12-2021, 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted By SleepWithFan89⏩
That is definitely a trap for new playersWore a condom and she had a bunch of white stuff from her V thought it was my coom delivered a plan B to her the next day srs
11-12-2021, 10:44 PM
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bought a hooker for $160/ 30 min at age 20. left class and drove straight to the motel and waited 3 hrs for her to arrive. told her to fart in my face but her farts were so weak. I struggled to stay hard and didn't cumm during the sex
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11-12-2021, 11:07 PM
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17 to some 24 year old single mom in the store room at work.
She was fairly hawt tbf, flirted with me for ages and one day I grabbed her, pushed her in a changing room and macked her and she undid my pants and sucked my cawk. We were on close together and after we closed up went in the back room I laid down and she bounced on my cawk.
Thank god we had no cameras.
She was fairly hawt tbf, flirted with me for ages and one day I grabbed her, pushed her in a changing room and macked her and she undid my pants and sucked my cawk. We were on close together and after we closed up went in the back room I laid down and she bounced on my cawk.
Thank god we had no cameras.
11-12-2021, 11:19 PM
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17 years old, invited over the only girl I had a chance with
started a movie and had myself convinced I was gonna make the move and go to pound town
I puss out and the movie ends and we're laying there in silence
I literally ask "wanna have seks"
shes like "not rly"" and im like "plz" and so we do
shes dry as a bone and the condom breaks
flip her over to do doggy and theres a poop smear in between her asscheeks
the end (srs)
started a movie and had myself convinced I was gonna make the move and go to pound town
I puss out and the movie ends and we're laying there in silence
I literally ask "wanna have seks"
shes like "not rly"" and im like "plz" and so we do
shes dry as a bone and the condom breaks
flip her over to do doggy and theres a poop smear in between her asscheeks
the end (srs)
11-12-2021, 11:57 PM
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Originally Posted By MattKing1⏩
love this one, any more poop smears in the last 14 years since brah?17 years old, invited over the only girl I had a chance with
started a movie and had myself convinced I was gonna make the move and go to pound town
I puss out and the movie ends and we're laying there in silence
I literally ask "wanna have seks"
shes like "not rly"" and im like "plz" and so we do
shes dry as a bone and the condom breaks
flip her over to do doggy and theres a poop smear in between her asscheeks
the end (srs)
started a movie and had myself convinced I was gonna make the move and go to pound town
I puss out and the movie ends and we're laying there in silence
I literally ask "wanna have seks"
shes like "not rly"" and im like "plz" and so we do
shes dry as a bone and the condom breaks
flip her over to do doggy and theres a poop smear in between her asscheeks
the end (srs)
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11-13-2021, 12:31 AM
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Originally Posted By MattKing1⏩
lmao17 years old, invited over the only girl I had a chance with
started a movie and had myself convinced I was gonna make the move and go to pound town
I puss out and the movie ends and we're laying there in silence
I literally ask "wanna have seks"
shes like "not rly"" andim like "plz" and so we do
shes dry as a bone and the condom breaks
flip her over to do doggy and theres a poop smear in between her asscheeks
the end (srs)
started a movie and had myself convinced I was gonna make the move and go to pound town
I puss out and the movie ends and we're laying there in silence
I literally ask "wanna have seks"
shes like "not rly"" andim like "plz" and so we do
shes dry as a bone and the condom breaks
flip her over to do doggy and theres a poop smear in between her asscheeks
the end (srs)
lmfao when it actually works
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11-13-2021, 01:41 AM
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Lol at the mayonnaise virgin miscers taking up thread space.
I'll share with you OP.
- 16, gf and me at the time frequent the local theatres.
- always noticed no one ever used the family bathroom but it's in a busy/main hallway
- one day we just run for it when coast is clear
- put all the napkins all over floor to keep the cooties away
- never done it, barely any knowledge so I proceed to squirm and violently shake on top of her for a quick minute
- she says ow and asks me to slow down
- suddenly hear a loud bang on the door!
- some dad starts yelling that his kids gotta take a chit
- I panic and sit on the toilet as my gf says her retarded brother has diarrhea
- I proceed to groan
- we try out waiting the disgruntled dad, but he keeps banging
- he goes and gets theatre staff and they force my gf out
- she doubles down on retarded brother story and they open the door on me and I groan louder and actually chit and fart hard.
- awkward eye contact all around.
- staff guy says, "well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go" and leaves.
- disgruntled dad looks confused and apologizes.
- door closes and gf waits outside for me
- I got blue balls so I fap real quick and skeet on the wall cause no more napkins and I was a sick little puppy back then LOL
- Turns out I didn't even make entry on my first attempt........
Lost my real virginity at home in the comfort of my bed with her a year later.
I'll share with you OP.
- 16, gf and me at the time frequent the local theatres.
- always noticed no one ever used the family bathroom but it's in a busy/main hallway
- one day we just run for it when coast is clear
- put all the napkins all over floor to keep the cooties away
- never done it, barely any knowledge so I proceed to squirm and violently shake on top of her for a quick minute
- she says ow and asks me to slow down
- suddenly hear a loud bang on the door!
- some dad starts yelling that his kids gotta take a chit
- I panic and sit on the toilet as my gf says her retarded brother has diarrhea
- I proceed to groan
- we try out waiting the disgruntled dad, but he keeps banging
- he goes and gets theatre staff and they force my gf out
- she doubles down on retarded brother story and they open the door on me and I groan louder and actually chit and fart hard.
- awkward eye contact all around.
- staff guy says, "well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go" and leaves.
- disgruntled dad looks confused and apologizes.
- door closes and gf waits outside for me
- I got blue balls so I fap real quick and skeet on the wall cause no more napkins and I was a sick little puppy back then LOL
- Turns out I didn't even make entry on my first attempt........
Lost my real virginity at home in the comfort of my bed with her a year later.
11-13-2021, 01:52 AM
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Originally Posted By MattKing1⏩
Lol @ poo smears. Had a gf once have pee stains on her underwears. Got groced out and was like ugh! What is that!? Never was invited to her place again after that.17 years old, invited over the only girl I had a chance with
started a movie and had myself convinced I was gonna make the move and go to pound town
I puss out and the movie ends and we're laying there in silence
I literally ask "wanna have seks"
shes like "not rly"" and im like "plz" and so we do
shes dry as a bone and the condom breaks
flip her over to do doggy and theres a poop smear in between her asscheeks
the end (srs)
started a movie and had myself convinced I was gonna make the move and go to pound town
I puss out and the movie ends and we're laying there in silence
I literally ask "wanna have seks"
shes like "not rly"" and im like "plz" and so we do
shes dry as a bone and the condom breaks
flip her over to do doggy and theres a poop smear in between her asscheeks
the end (srs)
11-13-2021, 01:57 AM
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14 at a friends house party. Was a girl there that I didn’t make any contact with at-all throughout the night, didn’t even speak to her, dunno how it happened but I just walked over to her and grabbed her hand then walked upstairs and fukt, we didn’t say a word to eachother.
I got super paranoid after it thinking I had aids because I didn’t know how sex worked lololol
I got super paranoid after it thinking I had aids because I didn’t know how sex worked lololol
11-13-2021, 09:21 AM
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Was 17 talking to a chick who had the hots for me. Wanted to get my dink wet so invited her to the movies. In the middle of the movie asked her for a handy, then when she started playing w it i decided phuck it and brought her to the family toilet and smash her there. Didnt even coom because was too paranoid that we will get caughr
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