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post 1664314033 07-13-2022, 01:35 AM
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The James Webb Telescope discovered something terrifying in deep space

2049, mark it down. Our date with destiny.

It was nice knowing you all

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'I work for NASA as an astronomer, and there are certain things we keep hidden from the public. No, the Earth isn't flat, and aliens don't control the government. ****, I wish those were the case, as the truth is much, much worse.

In 1993, the Hubble Space Telescope saw a star disappear. It didn't go supernova, or die naturally, it simply went dark, over the span of a few minutes. This star was already too faint to see with the naked eye, and ground-based telescopes had trouble picking it out from among the surrounding stars, so the event wasn't widely known to the public. At the time, we thought the most likely explanation was that a cloud of interstellar dust had drifted between Earth and the star, occluding it from view. It was noted and mostly forgotten about.'

In 2007, two more stars vanished. Due to the circumstances of this event, this was much more concerning.


he two stars in question were part of a binary system, orbiting each other at a fairly close distance. If a cloud of interstellar dust was the culprit again, they would have both seemed to disappear simultaneously, or very close to it. Instead, both stars faded individually over a period of minutes, separated by a span of about 8 hours. This binary system was also about 15 light-years closer to Earth than the star that had previously disappeared in 1993.

The James Webb Space Telescope first came online a few months ago. Although official channels will tell you that it's still undergoing testing, we have been actively collecting data since early February. One of the first things we did was to aim the telescope at the regions of space occupied by the vanished stars. If they were being blocked by dust clouds (a hope some of us still held onto), the increased sensitivity of the JWST may have been able to see through them and confirm that the stars were still there. Unfortunately, we had no such luck. The first 3 stars that had disappeared were still completely dark. Gravitational wave detectors, though, soon found something odd. In all cases, not only were the stellar masses still present, but the amount of mass had actually increased. More sensitive observationshad also detected a type of 'string', or 'web' stretching through space connecting these now-invisible stars.

Less than a month ago, the JWST detected a series of unusual energy bursts emanating from interstellar space. These were occurring at the very edge of a star system approximately 12 light-years from the binary system that vanished in 2007. As we focused the telescope on this system, we soon determined that these were not natural phenomena either. The energy signatures, which were still flashing intermittently, matched what would be expected from thermonuclear and antimatter - based explosions, along with several other types of energies that we couldn't identify. These explosions, although still not visible to the naked eye on Earth from that distance, were absolutely tremendous in magnitude -easily billions of times more powerful than any nuke that humanity could conceivably build.

After experimenting with the telescope's settings, we were able to get a clearer picture of what was going on: The tip of one of the interstellar 'filaments' that linked the Dyson system was passing through the Oort Cloud of the distant star system, approaching its sun.And whoever lived there was fighting back. Their weapons were able to slow the thing's advance, shattering, breaking off, and vaporizing planet-sized chunks of the object, but it seemed to be rebuilding itself almost as fast as it was being destroyed. After less than a week, the explosions stopped. It seems that they had run out of ammunition.In the void between stars, we knew that these things traveled at nearly the speed of light, but as we watched it approach the inner star system, its pace slowed as it swelled in size, preparing to devour the system's star.

We quickly trained the telescope's mirrors on the doomed sun. We were about to watch whatever this thing was blot out another star, but in real time. We all held our breath as we watched the projected image of the main sequence star, slightly larger than our own sun. At first, nothing seemed to be happening, but soon a small shadow appeared on the edge of the luminous orb, soon followed by another shadow, and then a third. The shadows began to converge, forming a strange yet somehow familiar pattern as they blocked out the star's light.

"What... are those?" One of my colleagues gasped. "They almost look like..." she paused, as if afraid to say the next word for fear of ridicule. I, however, had no such hesitancy.

"Leaves," I said, my voice monotone. The situation was far too incredible to express any emotional reaction, even that of pure shock. "They look like leaves."


We watched as, over a period of minutes, a web of shadowy outlines, matching the familiar shapes of oblong leaves and thin vines, proceeded to blot out the remaining light from the distant star.

By that point, everyone in the room had realized the truth. The phenomenon we had been tracking for so many years wasn't some hyper-advanced alien megastructure. Hydrogen, Carbon, Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Magnesium, some of the few familiar elements we had detected? They were all components of chlorophyll.

It was a plant. An enormous plant that spanned across light-years. And, much like terrestrial plants, it sought out light to fuel itself. The filaments connecting the stars across interstellar space were stems - branches. It would grow in the direction of the nearest stars it sensed, completely enveloping them and then moving on. Any life inhabiting planets orbiting those stars would be left to freeze to death, or perhaps even worse, it was possible that the plant would devour those planets to add to its mass as well.

Everyone was silent as the telescope continued to gather data. Eventually, after what seemed like an eternity, a young astronomer spoke up from the far end of the room, addressing our supervisor.

"Sir, we've begun to detect the formation of another tendril, leaving the system. Its vector is..." he gulped. He didn't need to say any more, but he did anyway. "It's heading directly for our sun."

"How much time do we have?" the supervisor replied grimly.

"Judging by the time lag, distance, relativistic properties, and previously observed speeds of this... thing, I'd estimate no more than twenty-seven years, sir."


Twenty-seven years. We had just watched this galactic weed overwhelm a civilization that was, at the very least, thousands of years ahead of us technologically, and we had less than three decades.

I'll probably be found and silenced for posting this. But I don't care. I have to tell someone. I can't keep this a secret any longer. When the sun turns black and the world begins to freeze, at least you'll have some idea of what's going on, small comfort it may be.
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we're all gonna get killed by a giant space plant that eats our sun in 27 years
post 1664314293 07-13-2022, 01:58 AM
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Can I at least play GTA 6 before we die?
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post 1664314403 07-13-2022, 02:08 AM
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Intradesting. Curious to hear the miscs thoughts on this...
post 1664314433 07-13-2022, 02:08 AM
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Finally a legit reason to decrease co2 output
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post 1664314483 07-13-2022, 02:13 AM
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OoOOooo I'm a plant
Damn
post 1664314603 07-13-2022, 02:28 AM
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post 1664314673 07-13-2022, 02:35 AM
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I'm 95% sure that subreddit is openly intended for fictional stories.
post 1664314683 07-13-2022, 02:36 AM
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post 1664314723 07-13-2022, 02:39 AM
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I hope bills farmland is first to go
post 1664314743 07-13-2022, 02:40 AM
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I propose we build a large pair of garden shears 10000 miles high and when this big ugly branch comes near us, we chop the ****er down
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post 1664314753 07-13-2022, 02:42 AM
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Originally Posted By bongowongo
Can I at least play GTA 6 before we die?
Probably not. The current release date is 2050, and games always gets delayed so....
post 1664314813 07-13-2022, 02:49 AM
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that cot damn plant expecting me to wait out 27 more years?! outrageous.
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"... And then the plant went to live with his auntie and Uncle in Bel Air."
post 1664314963 07-13-2022, 02:56 AM
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Originally Posted By Kaliconic
I'm 95% sure that subreddit is openly intended for fictional stories.
make that 100%. op is a retard
see sig
post 1664315103 07-13-2022, 03:08 AM
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Cool story, bro! The best part was how the article nonchalantly introduced another civilization existing in outer space, as if it were a side note.
Originally Posted By RayBoccini
And whoever lived there was fighting back. Their weapons were able to slow the thing's advance, shattering, breaking off, and vaporizing planet-sized chunks of the object, but it seemed to be rebuilding itself almost as fast as it was being destroyed. After less than a week, the explosions stopped. It seems that they had run out of ammunition.
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post 1664316333 07-13-2022, 04:35 AM
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Originally Posted By PowerPal
make that 100%. op is a retard
I'll make sure to bump this in 2049 when we'll know for sure.
post 1664316403 07-13-2022, 04:38 AM
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how did 2 stars get 15 ly closer, i thought everything's moving away as the universe expands
post 1664317083 07-13-2022, 05:13 AM
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Always wanted to look inside a black hole to see if they really are all pink on the inside
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I am groot
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Originally Posted By Jessejame5
how did 2 stars get 15 ly closer, i thought everything's moving away as the universe expands
Everything that's not gravitationally bound.
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Ummm this is a chitty fictional story made up by some neckbeard redditor
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Redditors should stick to writing cuck fantasies
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Originally Posted By RayBoccini
"Leaves," I said, my voice monotone. The situation was far too incredible to express any emotional reaction, even that of pure shock. "They look like leaves."
Oy vey it’s unbelievable BUT ITS TRUE!!!

Now give us more shekels… I mean funding ****
Plant the trees in whose shade your grandchildren will play
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negged for posting this stupid shiit
post 1664318573 07-13-2022, 05:59 AM
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking
I am groot
lol I just finished GOTG on PC and this reminded me of it. It could be Magus
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imagine thinking that all the water on earth curves, somehow, and that the atmosphere just magically doesn't get sucked into the vacuum that is space, and that all of the stars have remained in the same positions for thousands of years even though our star and all the others are hurtling through space in different directions at hundreds of thousands of miles per hour, and that all countries have banned any form of travel or exploration in antarctica for some beneficial reason.

imagine believing anything at all you see in mainstream media.

you have to be so retarded to believe anything they say in this year, 2022, after all of the covid nonsense.

wake up brahs.
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Originally Posted By OffwhiteBrah
negged for posting this stupid shiit
stfu and read, you might learn something finook
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That plant is taking photo synthesis a little too seriously.
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