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02-20-2023, 07:43 AM
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Guy stole my phone, about to call him to negotiate...what do? (28k)
Some dude stole my phone and was able to get into it and remove my Google account so I can't track it. Already stole money from my cashapp and ordered food using my Doordash. I was unable to suspend the line or get a new phone since I share it with a sibling (currently unavailable by phone or SM due to military) who for some reason didn't add me as an authorized user.
He picked up for one of my buddies, said he'd be willing to return it most likely for money. What would you brahs say or do to get it back for the least amount of money possible?
He'll probably promise to drop it off somewhere or something. If we meet up that's a different story and authorities or dat dere handheld enforcer will be involved. Reps till I'm out.
He picked up for one of my buddies, said he'd be willing to return it most likely for money. What would you brahs say or do to get it back for the least amount of money possible?
He'll probably promise to drop it off somewhere or something. If we meet up that's a different story and authorities or dat dere handheld enforcer will be involved. Reps till I'm out.
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02-20-2023, 07:51 AM
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Don’t you have some sort of security lock on it?
The face recognition ones freak me out. I’m heard of people knocking victims out to use their unconscious faces to unlock phones after stealing them (apparently a crew in NY was known for this).
The face recognition ones freak me out. I’m heard of people knocking victims out to use their unconscious faces to unlock phones after stealing them (apparently a crew in NY was known for this).
02-20-2023, 07:55 AM
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Offer to blow him.
Then run him over with your car.
Then run him over with your car.
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02-20-2023, 07:56 AM
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If an android, wipe it from remotely from your PC
“You can use Android Device Manager to remotely lock your device, erase everything on it, or change the lock screen passcode. Touch the box next to “Allow remote lock and factory reset.” When the “Activate device administrator” screen appears, read the text and touch Activate to turn on the device administrator.”
or..
How do I remotely wipe my stolen iPhone?
In Find Devices on iCloud.com, click All Devices, then select the device you want to erase. If you don't see All Devices, it's because you've already selected a device. Click the name of the current device in the center of the Find Devices toolbar to see the Devices list, then select a new device. Click Erase
(For iPhone however idk if it will erase contents of device)
Or…
“How can I remotely erase my phone using my IMEI number?
You can remotely erase your phone using your IMEI number by using the "Find My" feature built into most smartphones. This feature allows you to locate, lock, or erase your device if it is lost or stolen.”
“You can use Android Device Manager to remotely lock your device, erase everything on it, or change the lock screen passcode. Touch the box next to “Allow remote lock and factory reset.” When the “Activate device administrator” screen appears, read the text and touch Activate to turn on the device administrator.”
or..
How do I remotely wipe my stolen iPhone?
In Find Devices on iCloud.com, click All Devices, then select the device you want to erase. If you don't see All Devices, it's because you've already selected a device. Click the name of the current device in the center of the Find Devices toolbar to see the Devices list, then select a new device. Click Erase
(For iPhone however idk if it will erase contents of device)
Or…
“How can I remotely erase my phone using my IMEI number?
You can remotely erase your phone using your IMEI number by using the "Find My" feature built into most smartphones. This feature allows you to locate, lock, or erase your device if it is lost or stolen.”
02-20-2023, 07:57 AM
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Originally Posted By iamdetermined⏩
offer him $100 cash. you need to get that phone line back ASAP.Some dude stole my phone and was able to get into it and remove my Google account so I can't track it. Already stole money from my cashapp and ordered food using my Doordash. I was unable to suspend the line or get a new phone since I share it with a sibling (currently unavailable by phone or SM due to military) who for some reason didn't add me as an authorized user.
He picked up for one of my buddies, said he'd be willing to return it most likely for money. What would you brahs say or do to get it back for the least amount of money possible?
He'll probably promise to drop it off somewhere or something. If we meet up that's a different story and authorities or dat dere handheld enforcer will be involved. Reps till I'm out.
He picked up for one of my buddies, said he'd be willing to return it most likely for money. What would you brahs say or do to get it back for the least amount of money possible?
He'll probably promise to drop it off somewhere or something. If we meet up that's a different story and authorities or dat dere handheld enforcer will be involved. Reps till I'm out.
02-20-2023, 07:59 AM
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lol at giving a dude cash when he just robbed you.
Personally I'd beat the chit out of him once I see him in person, not reward him
Personally I'd beat the chit out of him once I see him in person, not reward him
02-20-2023, 08:01 AM
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How did you put yourself in a situation to allow someone to steal your phone in the first place? (Ded fkn Srs)
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02-20-2023, 08:02 AM
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Black on black crime?
02-20-2023, 08:04 AM
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Originally Posted By ToxMasculinity⏩
I think the better question is why is OP sharing a phone line with a siblingHow did you put yourself in a situation to allow someone to steal your phone in the first place? (Ded fkn Srs)
02-20-2023, 08:06 AM
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Originally Posted By Mikuljordan⏩
Hey misc some guy is banging my gf how do I get her back? Should I pay him to stoplol at giving a dude cash when he just robbed you.
Personally I'd beat the chit out of him once I see him in person, not reward him
Personally I'd beat the chit out of him once I see him in person, not reward him
02-20-2023, 08:14 AM
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
I'd offer it but if we meet in person then I'd def have him arrested or jump him. Most likely will involve authorities because I don't want a record.offer him $100 cash. you need to get that phone line back ASAP.
Originally Posted By ToxMasculinity⏩
Lost it on a night out.How did you put yourself in a situation to allow someone to steal your phone in the first place? (Ded fkn Srs)
Originally Posted By Mikuljordan⏩
Military discount. But clearly it might not even be worth it lolI think the better question is why is OP sharing a phone line with a sibling
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02-20-2023, 08:19 AM
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you need the phone line back at all costs. i would just call the dude and say - "look - i just want my phone back. i'll give you $100 cash. no questions asked. let's just say you "found" it and this is your reward. let's do an exchange - i promise you no B.S."
put the ego and tough guy shiit aside. do you want your phone line back or not?
put the ego and tough guy shiit aside. do you want your phone line back or not?
02-20-2023, 08:24 AM
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
Also tell him "Iamdetermined to get my phone back with no hassle to you. You have my word as a schons"you need the phone line back at all costs. i would just call the dude and say - "look - i just want my phone back. i'll give you $100 cash. no questions asked. let's just say you "found" it and this is your reward. let's do an exchange - i promise you no B.S."
02-20-2023, 08:25 AM
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If you do meet up, follow him home and fukk his dad to assert domination.
JK, he won't have a dad.
JK, he won't have a dad.
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02-20-2023, 08:26 AM
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Originally Posted By iamdetermined⏩
If you were able to beat his ass I doubt he'd go to the cops.I'd offer it but if we meet in person then I'd def have him arrested or jump him. Most likely will involve authorities because I don't want a record.
Look at your DoorDash account and see where they delivered it to.
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02-20-2023, 08:27 AM
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Originally Posted By Noliberals4⏩
yup. i can see it now - "man arrested and charged for assaulting thief who stole his phone."If you were able to beat his ass I doubt he'd go to the cops.
Look at your DoorDash account and see where they delivered it to.
Look at your DoorDash account and see where they delivered it to.
check DoorDash for delivery location - great idea!
02-20-2023, 08:37 AM
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be careful -
Alabama Man Killed After Trying to Use App to Track Cellphone
A 23-year-old man in Alabama was shot and killed after he used an app to track his stolen cellphone and tried to confront his alleged thief.
https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/mobile/...lphone-n523401
Alabama Man Killed After Trying to Use App to Track Cellphone
A 23-year-old man in Alabama was shot and killed after he used an app to track his stolen cellphone and tried to confront his alleged thief.
https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/mobile/...lphone-n523401
02-20-2023, 08:38 AM
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Beat his head with a baseball bat until it's unrecognizable. I would take joy in doing that to someone who deserves it.
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
lol @ negotiating with thieves for a phoneyou need the phone line back at all costs. i would just call the dude and say - "look - i just want my phone back. i'll give you $100 cash. no questions asked. let's just say you "found" it and this is your reward. let's do an exchange - i promise you no B.S."
put the ego and tough guy shiit aside. do you want your phone line back or not?
put the ego and tough guy shiit aside. do you want your phone line back or not?
02-20-2023, 08:44 AM
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Originally Posted By GaryRidgway⏩
Remember in Pulp Fiction when John Travolta said he'd be OK with his car getting keyed as long as he caught the guy? Lol that's how I'd feel to. The satisfaction of beating his (or her!) ass would be worth it.Beat his head with a baseball bat until it's unrecognizable. I would take joy in doing that to someone who deserves it.
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02-20-2023, 08:47 AM
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Originally Posted By Noliberals4⏩
It's like when you watch a fight video and you see a guy getting his head stomped. It's seems wrong but you don't know, he might have deserved it.Remember in Pulp Fiction when John Travolta said he'd be OK with his car getting keyed as long as he caught the guy? Lol that's how I'd feel to. The satisfaction of beating his (or her!) ass would be worth it.
02-20-2023, 08:50 AM
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Why not go to the police station and ask for help?
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Originally Posted By Mikuljordan⏩
you have to deal with the world the way it is, not how you'd like it to be.lol @ negotiating with thieves for a phone
does he want his phone back with the least amount of stress and risk or not?
if so, you pay the f**king guy off, learn from your mistakes, and move on.
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Dealt with this back in 2014......guy swiped my GF's phone while we were out....she was drunk and probably left it sitting somewhere. We figure it out at about 1am, so I call it....some guy picks up and says he's at his house and we can come get it. Says he want's $500, I say yea sure man, whatever you want, Ill get it and be to your place in 30 minutes....
Drive drunk AF to this guys house, back into his driveway call her phone, he says just come on in....I say I'm not coming in your house, he says "you want this phone?" I say "you want this $500, you'll meet me in your front yard" so I see his front door open, I get out of the car and start walking towards him, I can see the phone in his hand, I walk right up to him and as he starts to say "you got......" and boom he gets a nice right hand to the gut, he drops the phone and falls to the ground. I pick up the phone and walk back to the car and drive off.....and as Im walking to the car his mom opens the front door and starts yelling at me "What did you do!!??" he's still on the ground trying to catch his breath and I can hear her yelling at him "I told you to just give him the phone!"
Then, drunk GF is all pissed off at me for hitting him and said I should have at least given himsomemoney cause he could have just stolen the phone altogether.
Drive drunk AF to this guys house, back into his driveway call her phone, he says just come on in....I say I'm not coming in your house, he says "you want this phone?" I say "you want this $500, you'll meet me in your front yard" so I see his front door open, I get out of the car and start walking towards him, I can see the phone in his hand, I walk right up to him and as he starts to say "you got......" and boom he gets a nice right hand to the gut, he drops the phone and falls to the ground. I pick up the phone and walk back to the car and drive off.....and as Im walking to the car his mom opens the front door and starts yelling at me "What did you do!!??" he's still on the ground trying to catch his breath and I can hear her yelling at him "I told you to just give him the phone!"
Then, drunk GF is all pissed off at me for hitting him and said I should have at least given himsomemoney cause he could have just stolen the phone altogether.
02-20-2023, 09:01 AM
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And while I sip my covfefe I'll tell you something else you lil ****geroni
Hard lessonnotto store banking/credit card information on a cell phone, especially a chitty Android that any nerd with a PC can easily software-bypass
JFL @ trusting those 3rd party useless apps like food deliveries etc; they're about as secure as your local high school
Never store any information in a "cloud" where the whole world can technically access it either
Cell phone are simply too easy to lose
I still use cash whenever possible, everyone I know has commented about it but I'm also the only person I know that hasn't had money/identity stolen at least once
Hard lessonnotto store banking/credit card information on a cell phone, especially a chitty Android that any nerd with a PC can easily software-bypass
JFL @ trusting those 3rd party useless apps like food deliveries etc; they're about as secure as your local high school
Never store any information in a "cloud" where the whole world can technically access it either
Cell phone are simply too easy to lose
I still use cash whenever possible, everyone I know has commented about it but I'm also the only person I know that hasn't had money/identity stolen at least once
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02-20-2023, 09:04 AM
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Originally Posted By blissful88⏩
this is BS. just have a strong password/code/biometric on your device and you'll be fine. and the Cloud works well in these scenarios because your data is backed up and not lost. and using Apple/Google Pay with a virtual credit card number is much safer than carrying around a bunch of cash and/or credit cards.And while I sip my covfefe I'll tell you something else you lil ****geroni
Hard lessonnotto store banking/credit card information on a cell phone, especially a chitty Android that any nerd with a PC can easily software-bypass
JFL @ trusting those 3rd party useless apps like food deliveries etc; they're about as secure as your local high school
Never store any information in a "cloud" where the whole world can technically access it either
Cell phone are simply too easy to lose
I still use cash whenever possible, everyone I know has commented about it but I'm also the only person I know that hasn't had money/identity stolen at least once
Hard lessonnotto store banking/credit card information on a cell phone, especially a chitty Android that any nerd with a PC can easily software-bypass
JFL @ trusting those 3rd party useless apps like food deliveries etc; they're about as secure as your local high school
Never store any information in a "cloud" where the whole world can technically access it either
Cell phone are simply too easy to lose
I still use cash whenever possible, everyone I know has commented about it but I'm also the only person I know that hasn't had money/identity stolen at least once
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
you have to deal with the world the way it is, not how you'd like it to be.
does he want his phone back with the least amount of stress and risk or not?
if so, you pay the f**king guy off, learn from your mistakes, and move on.
does he want his phone back with the least amount of stress and risk or not?
if so, you pay the f**king guy off, learn from your mistakes, and move on.
Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
The only thing BS is your absolute boomer takes herethis is BS. just have a strong password/code/biometric on your device and you'll be fine. and the Cloud works well in these scenarios because your data is backed up and not lost. and using Apple/Google Pay is much safer than carrying around a bunch of cash and/or credit cards.
JFL @ thinking that thief is going to give back OP's phone; he'll probably just shoot him in 2023
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02-20-2023, 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted By blissful88⏩
i thought all you Indians were smart and tech savvy. i guess not.The only thing BS is your absolute boomer takes here
JFL @ thinking that thief is going to give back OP's phone; he'll probably just shoot him in 2023
JFL @ thinking that thief is going to give back OP's phone; he'll probably just shoot him in 2023
02-20-2023, 09:10 AM
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