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post 1686038413 07-07-2023, 02:34 PM
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About to do something incredibly gay…..

Going to a liberal friend’s pre-wedding party tonight. I am “required” to wear khakis and a button up shirt. If that isn’t gay enough, it’s at a “vegetable-forward” restaurant and they don’t serve meat……

Will likely be on a pure alcohol diet for dinner tonight.

Wut do misc.
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post 1686038593 07-07-2023, 02:37 PM
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I'm so straight idk wtf vegetable forward even means. Literally never seen a word combination like that. Srs, vry srs.
post 1686038643 07-07-2023, 02:38 PM
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Opie is invited to a social event and like any miscer is having a nervous breakdown and is coping by trying to be funny.
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post 1686038673 07-07-2023, 02:38 PM
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sounds like it fits you perfectly
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post 1686038683 07-07-2023, 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted By tripod29⏩
I'm so straightidk wtf vegetable forward even means. Literally never seen a word combination like that. Srs, vry srs.
This is the first time I’ve heard the term as well
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post 1686039073 07-07-2023, 02:43 PM
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Bro you're not forced to stay long, just wish the groom and groom well on their marriage and be in your way in a few minutes
post 1686039203 07-07-2023, 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted By DolphinPilot⏩
Bro you're not forced to stay long, just wish the groom and groom well on their marriage and be in your way in a few minutes
LOLd


My guess is the hvw is dragging him to this drag show. My guy would rather be grilling something on the grill/smoker.
post 1686039343 07-07-2023, 02:48 PM
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Yikes. GL OPie.
post 1686039483 07-07-2023, 02:49 PM
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its in your genes

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post 1686039553 07-07-2023, 02:50 PM
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Pre wedding party? Isn't that what the reception is for?
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post 1686039653 07-07-2023, 02:52 PM
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how does a restaurant stay in business without meat?
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post 1686040023 07-07-2023, 02:57 PM
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make sure you wear that stupid little hat, baby dik sucker
post 1686040313 07-07-2023, 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted By tripod29⏩
I'm so straight idk wtf vegetable forward even means. Literally never seen a word combination like that. Srs, vry srs.
post 1686041723 07-07-2023, 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted By Dogkrack⏩
make sure you wear that stupid little hat, baby dik sucker
This guy never lets up.
Lurking since '05 - the days of VS gorilla/cloud/goku threads
post 1686042363 07-07-2023, 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted By tripod29⏩
I'm so straight idk wtf vegetable forward even means. Literally never seen a word combination like that. Srs, vry srs.
this. wtf does vegetable-forward even mean lmao
post 1686043293 07-07-2023, 03:46 PM
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Get the Falafel srs
post 1686043403 07-07-2023, 03:48 PM
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nothing of this
is real,wake up op
and stop lying.
post 1686043893 07-07-2023, 03:56 PM
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You need better friends.
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Shall not be Infringed. FUK CHINA.
post 1686044033 07-07-2023, 03:59 PM
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If I was invited to a vegetarian restaurant I would definitely decline the invite.
post 1686050783 07-07-2023, 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted By DeadlyStriker⏩
Even if my friend asked me to do this, I would text him back or call him and say "I'm not gay. See you at the wedding." You're a better man than me OP lol.

Holy fuk boyo that's brutal. I guess if you have to go, and I were you, I would eat a fooking tomahawk steak and whiskey before I go so I don't have to eat a vegetable forward restaurant w/e that is.
Lmfao mirin
Originally Posted By PepperedAngus⏩
You need better friends.
I haven’t even seen them in 2+ years lol
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post 1686050933 07-07-2023, 06:02 PM
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Say you're on prep and bring some Tupperware with chicken and rice in it to maximize jimmie rustling


Assuming your other guests are eating there I've never once had a restaurant tell me I can't eat my own prepped food there so this shouldn't be an issue. Very curious to see if it becomes one at this place though lmao
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post 1686051153 07-07-2023, 06:05 PM
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Just say you dont feel well and that you recently came in contact with someone who had covid xbb1 or whatever variation is out there.

Problem solved
post 1686051233 07-07-2023, 06:08 PM
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Sounds like the type of even you need to be consuming your beers through your nose
post 1686051253 07-07-2023, 06:08 PM
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Bring steak, a mini grill, and an extension cord
See you tomorrow
post 1686051303 07-07-2023, 06:10 PM
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get wasted beforehand and stumble in asking for the "vegetable-faqqit" menu

Please trigger any far left or right retards there and come back with stories
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post 1686051313 07-07-2023, 06:10 PM
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Think happy thoughts:



We will pray for you op
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post 1686051393 07-07-2023, 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted By Dogkrack⏩
make sure you wear that stupid little hat, baby dik sucker
Lmao
post 1686051433 07-07-2023, 06:13 PM
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Get extremely hammered.

That’s about it.
post 1686051583 07-07-2023, 06:16 PM
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post 1686051603 07-07-2023, 06:17 PM
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I literally wouldn't go. When my brother was getting married, his wife wouldn't stfu and had an obscene amount of dinner events to prepare for the wedding. I just stopped showing up to see pretend people. I rather wear shorts, eat a burger and drink beer. (Super Ded fkn Srs)
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