07-07-2023, 02:34 PM
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About to do something incredibly gay…..
Going to a liberal friend’s pre-wedding party tonight. I am “required” to wear khakis and a button up shirt. If that isn’t gay enough, it’s at a “vegetable-forward” restaurant and they don’t serve meat……
Will likely be on a pure alcohol diet for dinner tonight.
Wut do misc.
Will likely be on a pure alcohol diet for dinner tonight.
Wut do misc.
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07-07-2023, 02:37 PM
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07-07-2023, 02:38 PM
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sounds like it fits you perfectly
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07-07-2023, 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted By tripod29⏩
This is the first time I’ve heard the term as wellI'm so straightidk wtf vegetable forward even means. Literally never seen a word combination like that. Srs, vry srs.
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07-07-2023, 02:43 PM
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Bro you're not forced to stay long, just wish the groom and groom well on their marriage and be in your way in a few minutes
07-07-2023, 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted By DolphinPilot⏩
LOLdBro you're not forced to stay long, just wish the groom and groom well on their marriage and be in your way in a few minutes
My guess is the hvw is dragging him to this drag show. My guy would rather be grilling something on the grill/smoker.
07-07-2023, 02:48 PM
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Yikes. GL OPie.
07-07-2023, 02:49 PM
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its in your genes


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07-07-2023, 02:50 PM
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Pre wedding party? Isn't that what the reception is for?
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07-07-2023, 02:52 PM
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how does a restaurant stay in business without meat?
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07-07-2023, 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted By tripod29⏩
I'm so straight idk wtf vegetable forward even means. Literally never seen a word combination like that. Srs, vry srs.

07-07-2023, 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted By Dogkrack⏩
This guy never lets up.make sure you wear that stupid little hat, baby dik sucker
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07-07-2023, 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted By tripod29⏩
this. wtf does vegetable-forward even mean lmaoI'm so straight idk wtf vegetable forward even means. Literally never seen a word combination like that. Srs, vry srs.
07-07-2023, 03:46 PM
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Get the Falafel srs
07-07-2023, 03:48 PM
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You need better friends.
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Shall not be Infringed. FUK CHINA.
07-07-2023, 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted By DeadlyStriker⏩
Lmfao mirinEven if my friend asked me to do this, I would text him back or call him and say "I'm not gay. See you at the wedding." You're a better man than me OP lol.
Holy fuk boyo that's brutal. I guess if you have to go, and I were you, I would eat a fooking tomahawk steak and whiskey before I go so I don't have to eat a vegetable forward restaurant w/e that is.
Holy fuk boyo that's brutal. I guess if you have to go, and I were you, I would eat a fooking tomahawk steak and whiskey before I go so I don't have to eat a vegetable forward restaurant w/e that is.
Originally Posted By PepperedAngus⏩
I haven’t even seen them in 2+ years lolYou need better friends.
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07-07-2023, 06:02 PM
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Say you're on prep and bring some Tupperware with chicken and rice in it to maximize jimmie rustling
Assuming your other guests are eating there I've never once had a restaurant tell me I can't eat my own prepped food there so this shouldn't be an issue. Very curious to see if it becomes one at this place though lmao
Assuming your other guests are eating there I've never once had a restaurant tell me I can't eat my own prepped food there so this shouldn't be an issue. Very curious to see if it becomes one at this place though lmao
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07-07-2023, 06:05 PM
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Just say you dont feel well and that you recently came in contact with someone who had covid xbb1 or whatever variation is out there.
Problem solved
Problem solved
07-07-2023, 06:08 PM
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Sounds like the type of even you need to be consuming your beers through your nose
07-07-2023, 06:08 PM
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Bring steak, a mini grill, and an extension cord
See you tomorrow
07-07-2023, 06:10 PM
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get wasted beforehand and stumble in asking for the "vegetable-faqqit" menu
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07-07-2023, 06:10 PM
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We will pray for you op

We will pray for you op
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07-07-2023, 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted By Dogkrack⏩
Lmaomake sure you wear that stupid little hat, baby dik sucker
07-07-2023, 06:13 PM
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07-07-2023, 06:17 PM
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I literally wouldn't go. When my brother was getting married, his wife wouldn't stfu and had an obscene amount of dinner events to prepare for the wedding. I just stopped showing up to see pretend people. I rather wear shorts, eat a burger and drink beer. (Super Ded fkn Srs)
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