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09-15-2023, 06:49 AM
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Validation of my theory of correlation between HTC status and fudge cobra size
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/wei...paign=sharebar
In a related story:
“Andre the Giant produced the 'world's biggest poo' on a desperate flight back to the United States leaving passengers on the fateful flight 'gagging, puking' and 'crying' the whole way home”
In a related story:
“Andre the Giant produced the 'world's biggest poo' on a desperate flight back to the United States leaving passengers on the fateful flight 'gagging, puking' and 'crying' the whole way home”
09-15-2023, 06:50 AM
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Is this the first time OP has ever been an OP?
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We making history
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We making history
09-15-2023, 07:46 AM
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09-15-2023, 08:01 AM
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Originally Posted By Thunderpants⏩
Now that I think about it, as one of the "big guys" of history, he doesn't lookthatbig. back then, airplane seats (and that infamous image of his palm engulfing a can of beer) were smaller because we were smaller and offered smaller food portion sizes as a whole. Today, a guy like Brian Shaw or Hafthor would be able to fill both of those seats just the same.
09-15-2023, 08:04 AM
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09-15-2023, 08:06 AM
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That’s all fine and dandy but could either of those guys push out a mid flight fart serpent so humongous and putrid that it causes passengers to dry heave and hysterically sob
09-15-2023, 08:10 AM
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09-15-2023, 01:57 PM
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Interesting
09-15-2023, 02:12 PM
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I always lol at fudge cobra
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09-15-2023, 02:19 PM
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But even in the US, André’s bathroom habits were legendary.
“We were in Boston and we were always in the same locker room as the Boston Celtics,” he recalled.
“André needs to take a s***, and the size of the stall where the toilet was was real tall because those basketball players, they're seven feet tall.
“So André would go in there and take a dump, of course plugging the f***ing toilet up.
One time he was in there flushing that f***ing toilet, I bet 30 times. I asked him ‘did that turd ever go down?’ And he said ‘no boss’.
“Anyway, the bathroom was right between the two locker rooms and there were no doors or nothing and it was just wide open. Oh, he stunk that place up so bad.
“And before he took a dump he farted. That f***ing fart had to be 40, maybe 50 seconds long. It just rumbled up out of his a*** like an outboard motor or something.”
“We were in Boston and we were always in the same locker room as the Boston Celtics,” he recalled.
“André needs to take a s***, and the size of the stall where the toilet was was real tall because those basketball players, they're seven feet tall.
“So André would go in there and take a dump, of course plugging the f***ing toilet up.
One time he was in there flushing that f***ing toilet, I bet 30 times. I asked him ‘did that turd ever go down?’ And he said ‘no boss’.
“Anyway, the bathroom was right between the two locker rooms and there were no doors or nothing and it was just wide open. Oh, he stunk that place up so bad.
“And before he took a dump he farted. That f***ing fart had to be 40, maybe 50 seconds long. It just rumbled up out of his a*** like an outboard motor or something.”
09-15-2023, 02:32 PM
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