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post 1690098013 09-15-2023, 06:49 AM
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Validation of my theory of correlation between HTC status and fudge cobra size

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/wei...paign=sharebar

In a related story:

“Andre the Giant produced the 'world's biggest poo' on a desperate flight back to the United States leaving passengers on the fateful flight 'gagging, puking' and 'crying' the whole way home”
post 1690098053 09-15-2023, 06:50 AM
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Is this the first time OP has ever been an OP?

1rd

We making history
post 1690099693 09-15-2023, 07:46 AM
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post 1690100223 09-15-2023, 08:01 AM
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Originally Posted By Thunderpants
Now that I think about it, as one of the "big guys" of history, he doesn't lookthatbig. back then, airplane seats (and that infamous image of his palm engulfing a can of beer) were smaller because we were smaller and offered smaller food portion sizes as a whole. Today, a guy like Brian Shaw or Hafthor would be able to fill both of those seats just the same.
post 1690100393 09-15-2023, 08:04 AM
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Repped OP for very valuable information. Srs, vry srs.
post 1690100453 09-15-2023, 08:06 AM
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That’s all fine and dandy but could either of those guys push out a mid flight fart serpent so humongous and putrid that it causes passengers to dry heave and hysterically sob
post 1690100633 09-15-2023, 08:10 AM
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Finally off spread and repped. Top-tier content srs. Imagine being in a tiny motel room, taking a massive chit on the coffee table, and walking out never to return with no fukks given. Alpha af.
post 1690106613 09-15-2023, 10:13 AM
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Bump
post 1690119753 09-15-2023, 01:57 PM
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Interesting
post 1690120653 09-15-2023, 02:12 PM
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I always lol at fudge cobra

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post 1690120923 09-15-2023, 02:19 PM
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But even in the US, André’s bathroom habits were legendary.

“We were in Boston and we were always in the same locker room as the Boston Celtics,” he recalled.

“André needs to take a s***, and the size of the stall where the toilet was was real tall because those basketball players, they're seven feet tall.

“So André would go in there and take a dump, of course plugging the f***ing toilet up.


One time he was in there flushing that f***ing toilet, I bet 30 times. I asked him ‘did that turd ever go down?’ And he said ‘no boss’.

“Anyway, the bathroom was right between the two locker rooms and there were no doors or nothing and it was just wide open. Oh, he stunk that place up so bad.

“And before he took a dump he farted. That f***ing fart had to be 40, maybe 50 seconds long. It just rumbled up out of his a*** like an outboard motor or something.”
post 1690121493 09-15-2023, 02:32 PM
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