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post 1693360873 11-14-2023, 11:43 AM
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Simp cringe at work

Alright so HR started championing this new thing where they put out this little stuffed animal turkey, calling it a "Thanks-For-Giving Turkey" which you pass off to co-workers when they help you out with something or want to show gratitude.

Well it turns out the same two women (the "hot" women at work) keep getting it passed off to them, and they keep saying
"Jared just gave it to me tee hee I don't know what I did"
"Michael just said he wanted me to have it tee hee iunno iunno"
"Jose said I helped him find his keys but he's the one who found them"
And on and on

Then upper management and HR get involved and start having lectures with us during meetings that you can't give the Thanks-For-Giving Turkey out without just cause and a demonstrable act of teamwork and willingness to help others.

But naturally it continues, the Thanks-For-Giving Turkey keeps getting passed around to the same like 6 people who keep handing it back off to those two girls. So now HR and Ops Managers have taken the turkey away.

Work hasn't been the same since. It will never be mine turn
post 1693361363 11-14-2023, 11:51 AM
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Stop bring ugly and the turkey will be yours


This is an awful idea srs
Your HR is dumb.
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post 1693361603 11-14-2023, 11:55 AM
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You should put your thanks for giving turkey on your jump to conclusions mat
post 1693361653 11-14-2023, 11:55 AM
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There used to be a time when they passed out real turkeys to all the employees. Do places still do that anymore?

DP, you're too good for a fake turkey so fuk them.
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post 1693361733 11-14-2023, 11:58 AM
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Don't know why I find this so funny.

Why is HR taking the turkey away? Is someone complaining about not getting the turkey?
post 1693361863 11-14-2023, 12:01 PM
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You should get a bad idea stuffed badger and pass it to HR for this malarkey
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post 1693362133 11-14-2023, 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
There used to be a time when they passed out real turkeys to all the employees. Do places still do that anymore?

DP, you're too good for a fake turkey so fuk them.
They used to give us turkeys but ran into too many hassles with whatever distributors they had on call. Now they just give us Safeway coupons for a free turkey. Lmao just lmao

And thanks I really needed to hear thatthey don't show me love around here
Originally Posted By misctrader⏩
Don't know why I find this so funny.

Why is HR taking the turkey away? Is someone complaining about not getting the turkey?
Because they're not playing Pass The Turkey correctly and abusing the system. There is some decorum that needs to be upheld and HR was on the case.
post 1693362443 11-14-2023, 12:12 PM
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the fact that you work with a jose says a lot about your income level lmao
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post 1693362633 11-14-2023, 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted By DolphinPilot⏩
They used to give us turkeys but ran into too many hassles with whatever distributors they had on call. Now they just give us Safeway coupons for a free turkey. Lmao just lmao

And thanks I really needed to hear thatthey don't show me love around here

Because they're not playing Pass The Turkey correctly and abusing the system. There is some decorum that needs to be upheld and HR was on the case.
So the six best looking people are just passing it around to each other?
post 1693362943 11-14-2023, 12:20 PM
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Lmao

Thanks for nothing turkey
Originally Posted By misctrader⏩
Don't know why I find this so funny.

Why is HR taking the turkey away? Is someone complaining about not getting the turkey?
I would. I'm a fuking hater.
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post 1693363083 11-14-2023, 12:22 PM
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Work is always rigged. Found that out when I worked with two guys that were both nepotism. Should be illegal srs
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post 1693363223 11-14-2023, 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Work is always rigged. Found that out when I worked with two guys that were both nepotism. Should be illegal srs
Both were nepotism? What industry?
post 1693363253 11-14-2023, 12:26 PM
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Corporate dork culture is so goddamn cringy

But you should go right up to them 2 women like:

“I see you keep getting the Turkey, I’m here to give you the stuffing”
post 1693363273 11-14-2023, 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted By misctrader⏩
So the six best looking people are just passing it around to each other?
That's what it sounds like. The average and ugly peeps have no chance!
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post 1693363743 11-14-2023, 12:35 PM
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So are any of these women banging office guys or nah.
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post 1693364053 11-14-2023, 12:41 PM
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post 1693364203 11-14-2023, 12:44 PM
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Were you surprised by that, or what? I mean, come on lol
post 1693364663 11-14-2023, 12:55 PM
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Do you work at Dunder Mifflin?
post 1693365273 11-14-2023, 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted By misctrader⏩
Both were nepotism? What industry?
The cable guy . One kids dad previously owned the cable system , and the others dad was a foreman in another area .
Both fuking worthless.
The one that was heavy into street drugs and almost dieded of an overdose , but unfortunately pulled threw.
I srs got sick and tired of him trafficking drugs all day while I did all the work , and corporate could care less
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Originally Posted By sif⏩
Stop bring ugly and the turkey will be yours


This is an awful idea srs
Your HR is dumb.
Clearly. I'm also not a woman despite the rumor, so I'm not eligible.
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Originally Posted By misctrader⏩
So the six best looking people are just passing it around to each other?
Nah management would pass it to some guy, he would pass it to one of the two girls. She gives it to someone, he gives it to the other girl. Management takes the turkey back and gives it to someone else, and the process repeated a few times over. Like the same six guys kept getting it from management and giving it to the two women. It piss.
Originally Posted By FA*******⏩
So are any of these women banging office guys or nah.
Oh no, of course not.
post 1693366183 11-14-2023, 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted By DolphinPilot⏩
Nah management would pass it to some guy, he would pass it to one of the two girls. She gives it to someone, he gives it to the other girl. Management takes the turkey back and gives it to someone else, and the process repeated a few times over. Like the same six guys kept getting it from management and giving it to the two women. It piss.
Lmao, where do you work OP?
post 1693366443 11-14-2023, 01:31 PM
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lol why not call them out? Everybody knows what they are doing, should be shamed for it. Some office Chad is surely banging these chicks while the SIMPS are trying to turkeymaxx their way into their hearts lol
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Whoever came up with that idea should have a frontal lobotomy so they can't ever come up with anything so stupid again.
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
That's what it sounds like. The average and ugly peeps have no chance!
OP you missed a HUGE opportunity here.

You could have tucked notes under that fcker while no one was looking and orchestrated some interpersonal wars.
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i feel like this was a horrible idea, gone even more horribly wrong than it should have.
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Originally Posted By Ken-O⏩
lol why not call them out? Everybody knows what they are doing, should be shamed for it. Some office Chad is surely banging these chicks while the SIMPS are trying to turkeymaxx their way into their hearts lol
What good ever comes from intentionally fanning the flames of stupid emotional nonsense at a job?
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I don't allow HR to do gay azz crap like this at my workplace. Problem solved before it even existed lol.
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