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» Fuk mane, i'm never drinking again. (story)
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post 1697428343 02-04-2024, 08:01 PM
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Fuk mane, i'm never drinking again. (story)

I roamed around my apartment naked while smashing my fleshlight srs

Got onto the elevator and rode it down a couple stairs and layed in the hallway fapping while looking at instagram thots

Someone left their laundry in the dryer overnight and I searched thru for some panties

Couldn't find any but I got two pairs of shorts

I remember taking em back to my apartment and rubbing em all over my face and eventually busted my nut

Just woke up with a raging headache and had some Chinese food with 2 monsters

I'm cleaning up last night's mess and it turns out the shorts were men's shorts

post 1697428443 02-04-2024, 08:03 PM
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You’re a mess. Seek therapy.
post 1697428553 02-04-2024, 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted By BrooksKoepka
You’re a mess. Seek therapy.
misc is my therapy
post 1697429113 02-04-2024, 08:16 PM
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Sounds like a fun night based
post 1697429253 02-04-2024, 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted By HateLiberals
Sounds like a fun night based
usually I get nervous and my penor goes soft

i was able to keep ~80% of my boner yesterday
post 1697429303 02-04-2024, 08:22 PM
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Dam. I'll send ya some of mine? Unwashed of course. I trust farts too often but they'll get ya turnt
See monster0ultra's sig
post 1697429913 02-04-2024, 08:34 PM
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nice bro!!!
post 1697430103 02-04-2024, 08:38 PM
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Lmao thx for the laugh OP
Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG
Dam. I'll send ya some of mine? Unwashed of course. I trust farts too often but they'll get ya turnt
Dude my 9yo ripped his favourite shorts right on the gusset, probably because farts. I told him the only way to fix them is to wear them inside out and fart backwards to undo the damage.
Damn
post 1697430243 02-04-2024, 08:43 PM
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how good is a flesh light tho

Game changer
post 1697430383 02-04-2024, 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted By 24hrPharmacy
how good is a flesh light tho

Game changer
takes a bit to get used to

but once ur dink adapts to the feeling and u learn when to apply more lube, it is da best man srs
post 1697430503 02-04-2024, 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted By PenorKing
takes a bit to get used to

but once ur dink adapts to the feeling and u learn when to apply more lube, it is da best man srs
Temu sells good 1s, srs.
post 1697430573 02-04-2024, 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted By 24hrPharmacy
Temu sells good 1s, srs.
i've tried knock offs

I even tried a $200+ AI blowjob machine

was fkn trash and pissed me off cuz no returns

fleshlight is the GOAT trust me srs

but I will say do some research because some molds feel better depending on ur penor size
post 1697430693 02-04-2024, 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted By PenorKing
i've tried knock offs

I even tried a $200+ AI blowjob machine

was fkn trash and pissed me off cuz no returns

fleshlight is the GOAT trust me srs

but I will say do some research because some molds feel better depending on ur penor size
yeah agree.... i bought like 5 form temu, were like $10-15 each. Threw away 3 and kept 2- amazing.
post 1697430783 02-04-2024, 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted By 24hrPharmacy
how good is a flesh light tho

Game changer
It's not bad. I even forked for the Universal Launch, so I don't even have to stroke it myself.

It feels pretty damn good... I'd suggest warming your lube first, or letting the sleeve itself soak in hot water, cause sticking your dink into a cold wet hole is always a little off putting and ****s with the illusion a bit.

Also apply lube generously, and reapply if you taking a while.

I got dat Stoya Destroya Fleshlight, and a Mia Malkova butthole Fleshlight.

Ayyy.

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post 1697430883 02-04-2024, 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted By Tanerian
It's not bad. I even forked for the Universal Launch, so I don't even have to stroke it myself.

It feels pretty damn good... I'd suggest warming your lube first, or letting the sleeve itself soak in hot water, cause sticking your dink into a cold wet hole is always a little off putting and ****s with the illusion a bit.

Also apply lube generously, and reapply if you taking a while.

I got dat Stoya Destroya Fleshlight, and a Mia Malkova butthole Fleshlight.

Ayyy.
Fuark mirin. Looks like that will take off into space
post 1697432513 02-04-2024, 10:10 PM
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[QUOTE=Tanerian post_id=1697430783]It's not bad. I even forked for the Universal Launch, so I don't even have to stroke it myself.

It feels pretty damn good... I'd suggest warming your lube first, or letting the sleeve itself soak in hot water, cause sticking your dink into a cold wet hole is always a little off putting and ****s with the illusion a bit.

Also apply lube generously, and reapply if you taking a while.

I got dat Stoya Destroya Fleshlight, and a Mia Malkova butthole Fleshlight.

Ayyy.
-content/uploads/2021/07/universal-launch-movement.gif[/img][/QUOTE]lul based boyo

i thought long and hard about getting the universal launch but... it aint for me

i have the missionairy furniture thing to practice my stroke game

i've tried a couple of the other sleeves including the Mia Malkova butthole and while they were good, I always end up going back to the STU
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