I roamed around my apartment naked while smashing my fleshlight srs

Got onto the elevator and rode it down a couple stairs and layed in the hallway fapping while looking at instagram thots

Someone left their laundry in the dryer overnight and I searched thru for some panties

Couldn't find any but I got two pairs of shorts

I remember taking em back to my apartment and rubbing em all over my face and eventually busted my nut

Just woke up with a raging headache and had some Chinese food with 2 monsters

I'm cleaning up last night's mess and it turns out the shorts were men's shorts

You’re a mess. Seek therapy.

misc is my therapy

Sounds like a fun night based

usually I get nervous and my penor goes soft

i was able to keep ~80% of my boner yesterday

Dam. I'll send ya some of mine? Unwashed of course. I trust farts too often but they'll get ya turnt

nice bro!!!

Lmao thx for the laugh OPDude my 9yo ripped his favourite shorts right on the gusset, probably because farts. I told him the only way to fix them is to wear them inside out and fart backwards to undo the damage.

how good is a flesh light tho

Game changer

takes a bit to get used to

but once ur dink adapts to the feeling and u learn when to apply more lube, it is da best man srs

Temu sells good 1s, srs.

i've tried knock offs

I even tried a $200+ AI blowjob machine

was fkn trash and pissed me off cuz no returns

fleshlight is the GOAT trust me srs

but I will say do some research because some molds feel better depending on ur penor size

yeah agree.... i bought like 5 form temu, were like $10-15 each. Threw away 3 and kept 2- amazing.

It's not bad. I even forked for the Universal Launch, so I don't even have to stroke it myself.

It feels pretty damn good... I'd suggest warming your lube first, or letting the sleeve itself soak in hot water, cause sticking your dink into a cold wet hole is always a little off putting and ****s with the illusion a bit.

Also apply lube generously, and reapply if you taking a while.

I got dat Stoya Destroya Fleshlight, and a Mia Malkova butthole Fleshlight.

Ayyy.

Fuark mirin. Looks like that will take off into space

[QUOTE=Tanerian post_id=1697430783]It's not bad. I even forked for the Universal Launch, so I don't even have to stroke it myself.

It feels pretty damn good... I'd suggest warming your lube first, or letting the sleeve itself soak in hot water, cause sticking your dink into a cold wet hole is always a little off putting and ****s with the illusion a bit.

Also apply lube generously, and reapply if you taking a while.

I got dat Stoya Destroya Fleshlight, and a Mia Malkova butthole Fleshlight.

Ayyy.
-content/uploads/2021/07/universal-launch-movement.gif[/img][/QUOTE]lul based boyo

i thought long and hard about getting the universal launch but... it aint for me

i have the missionairy furniture thing to practice my stroke game

i've tried a couple of the other sleeves including the Mia Malkova butthole and while they were good, I always end up going back to the STU