She was a cute kinda nerdy looking redhead with glasses, my type.

She asked for my name, date of birth, and then phone number.... all the standard stuff. When she asked for my phone number I said "heh, been a while since a girl's asked for my digits". She frowned and looked over at two of her male co-workers. She then didn't speak to me, and just pointed at the screen to sign and pay. I didn't see a wedding ring or anything, feelsbadman.

Yeah, probably should have waited until you weren't picking up your herpes meds.

It was viagra so I could bang ur mom tough guy

Herpes and your dick doesn't work? Sorry dude, that's rough.

What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ****ing dead, kiddo.

What honestly disturbs me is that back in the boomers day, a move like this would have gotten me a wife. Now if you talk to a woman outside of a dating app or a vetted social media platform, you are essentially a rapist. srs.

She was probably getting stretched out by that BBC your Mossberg exploded last night.

What meds were you filling?

My wife is a Pharmacist that job is stressful as hell and so busy. You must be a timothy bc that line was pretty smooth

Even though she may have been your type.....it's seems that you were not hers.

If she's more than a 5.8/10 she probably gets hit on/flirted with constantly and you're probably ugly.....hence the look over to her 2 male co-workers.....as to say "can you believe this fukkin guy"

Brutal

Never ever hit on someone at work.

They put on a fake smile and have to use their customer service face for everyone...

Its like a virgin who thinks a stripper is into them because you paid her $200 for a long chat in the backroom.

Honestly then, whgat the phuyck do you do? I used to bang chicks on tinder and bumble 6 years ago weekly. Now idk, what happened manThe 500 erupted the bbc, its now a little bbcDude she was like a 4/10... Misc standardds

Lol at talking to women in 2024 instead of just fapping

That's what sucks about hitting on chicks working in public. There's a great chance you'll need to keep dealing with a bunch of awkwardness if it goes badly and it's a place you frequent often.

****ing lol. If true, I'd pay to be a fly on the wall lmfaooo

They weren't at work back then, they were on tinder.


Just remember that almost all chicks at work HATE it when customers flirt and hit on them, as they got chit to do and have that fake smile on just because they get fired if they aren't nice to you.

I’m sure you weren’t the only one to say that to her today.

She has 20 idiots a day saying the same thing. Now you have joined the club.

this. Next your credit card wouldn't work and you said "I guess that means its freeeeeee!"

I dunno. its kinda a funny line. maybe she has heard it before? most telling is her looking over at other workers signaling "here's another Rx-cel hitting on me?"

Remember bro: