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03-06-2024, 10:46 AM
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HOA tells women she needs to walk dog next to gator infested lake, gets eaten

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Lady (85) has a little dog
HOA has a policy you cant walk your dog on the street or in the front of your house (lol)
They fined her and gave her an eviction warning
They made her walk next to the gator pond
She gets eaten, alive, by a gator


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03-06-2024, 10:51 AM
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Imagine living eighty five years just to have your last moments on earth being in the mouth of alligator while being dragged into a pond. Damn.
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03-06-2024, 10:52 AM
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Her family should feed to hoa to the gators too.
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03-06-2024, 10:56 AM
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Jesus Christ. I've lived around tons of gators my whole life and never known them to kill or even severely injure anyone. Florida gators must be built different
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03-06-2024, 10:57 AM
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Her family should feed to hoa to the gators too.
If that was my grandma I'm not sure there would be HOA left after I was done. Wouldn't even have a problem with the jail time afterwards.
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03-06-2024, 11:01 AM
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HOAs can get fuked

Biggest needle dic circle jerk I ever witnessed lving in a condo

That being said I just go about my business as usual and don't let them bug me
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03-06-2024, 11:03 AM
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Owning and living in a HOA or Strata controlled area is worse than being a rentcel to be honest.
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03-06-2024, 11:03 AM
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to be fair though, why would you walk so close to the water? thats asking to be eaten. and its alligator not gator.
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03-06-2024, 11:18 AM
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Jesus Christ. I've lived around tons of gators my whole life and never known them to kill or even severely injure anyone. Florida gators must be built different
Gators are fine in the wild. I've never had one fail to vacate when I got anywhere close to it. The ones like this one get too used to people and lose their fear. People were most likely feeding it as well. There's a state park near Houston (Bayou Bend) that has a bunch of gators. You can practically get between a mother and her babies and mom is completely unconcerned.
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03-06-2024, 11:18 AM
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Why did she go right up to the water when she knew there were gators in there? Why not hang back 30 yards at least?


But yes, HOA's are beyond cucked. Can't imagine why anyone would ever voluntarily sign up to live somewhere that had an HOA.
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03-06-2024, 11:23 AM
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Whoever implemented the rule and then hit the old lady with a violation and threatened to evict her is probably realizing how completely fuked they are right now, as well as the HOA leadership. They are going to get sued so far into debt they won't be able to dig their way out without bankruptcy.
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03-06-2024, 11:25 AM
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Whoever implemented the rule and then hit the old lady with a violation and threatened to evict her is probably realizing how completely fuked they are right now, as well as the HOA leadership. They are going to get sued so far into debt they won't be able to dig their way out without bankruptcy.
Serves them right. Lawyer licking his chops rn
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03-06-2024, 11:28 AM
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They have the darwin award for when you die doing something really stupid.

They need a 'Florida award' for when its not necessarily stupid, but you underestimated nature and it took you!
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03-06-2024, 11:30 AM
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Whoever implemented the rule and then hit the old lady with a violation and threatened to evict her is probably realizing how completely fuked they are right now, as well as the HOA leadership. They are going to get sued so far into debt they won't be able to dig their way out without bankruptcy.
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03-06-2024, 11:39 AM
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I feel badly for the lady obviously. Wish the HOA didn't have the rule. I guess some people were not picking up their dog poop I'm guessing. The lady should have been taking her dog to a dog park to walk and run around. You don't walk near a pond here in Florida. That is inviting trouble.
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03-06-2024, 11:42 AM
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I feel badly for the lady obviously. Wish the HOA didn't have the rule. I guess some people were not picking up their dog poop I'm guessing. The lady should have been taking her dog to a dog park to walk and run around. You don't walk near a pond here in Florida. That is inviting trouble.
85 is probably at the point most people are still not driving
Might not be able to drive to a dog park
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03-06-2024, 11:44 AM
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Isn't Florida a gun friendly state.
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03-06-2024, 12:04 PM
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Gators are fine in the wild. I've never had one fail to vacate when I got anywhere close to it. The ones like this one get too used to people and lose their fear. People were most likely feeding it as well. There's a state park near Houston (Bayou Bend) that has a bunch of gators. You can practically get between a mother and her babies and mom is completely unconcerned.
The river I grew up on was infested with gators and like you said they were really skittish around people and would stay away
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03-06-2024, 12:09 PM
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Maybe don't put your mom into a retirement home what a bunch of s***** kids
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03-06-2024, 12:16 PM
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i've seen where there is federal legislation being worked on to reign in HOA's.
they have started to get ridiculous and have the power to take to home if your dog chits in the front yard to many times for example.
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03-06-2024, 12:23 PM
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need laws for HOA

it turned from "keep the yard nice, no trash on the floor" to implementing how someone can actually live inside their home, yea not even just outside
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03-06-2024, 12:31 PM
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Good. Little dogs suck


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03-06-2024, 12:35 PM
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I feel badly for the lady obviously. Wish the HOA didn't have the rule. I guess some people were not picking up their dog poop I'm guessing. The lady should have been taking her dog to a dog park to walk and run around. You don't walk near a pond here in Florida. That is inviting trouble.
HOAs are always lead by hall monitor types that get off on telling people what to do. Usually led by morons.
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03-06-2024, 12:56 PM
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If that were my granny the LEAST of the HOA concern would be a lawsuit. Just the thought of it makes my blood boil
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03-06-2024, 01:07 PM
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Should throw those HOA Nazis that ratted on her into a lake full of gators. Imagine owning a home and you can't do anything without your overlords permission.
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03-06-2024, 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted By Holyfenix⏩
Whoever implemented the rule and then hit the old lady with a violation and threatened to evict her is probably realizing how completely fuked they are right now, as well as the HOA leadership. They are going to get sued so far into debt they won't be able to dig their way out without bankruptcy.
May be lucrative for the lawyers, but time consuming and expensive for the family.
As others have suggested, feeding the HOA to the gators seems the logical choice.
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03-06-2024, 01:20 PM
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Maybe don't put your mom into a retirement home what a bunch of s***** kids
Its not a retirement home. Its a neighborhood. The woman had her own house.
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03-06-2024, 01:26 PM
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I like how the dog dodged the gator and let granny take the bite. Smart pupper.
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03-06-2024, 01:28 PM
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I like how the dog dodged the gator and let granny take the bite. Smart pupper.
it's not like granny could back flip to safety.
she was 85.

besides, only a land shard would of attacked the gator.
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