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03-07-2024, 12:22 PM
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Yanks are to blame for the absolute state of James Bond

License to Kill. Not top tier but it’s half decent with some good character actors and no cgi..

But noooo you yanks didn’t like it, you had to have Brosnan and a load of cgi crap. All downhill from there woke nonsense and illogical plotting. And every single one takes itself so seriously where’s the fun, where’s the cliffhangers, where are the stunts done by actual stuntmen.

You fukd with Bond, you’ve gone too far. Bring back Roger
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03-07-2024, 12:22 PM
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03-07-2024, 12:26 PM
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UK is to blame for losing the revolutionary war
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03-07-2024, 12:29 PM
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Connery was the GOAT Bond, Moore was good too tho
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03-07-2024, 12:30 PM
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License to Kill. Not top tier but it’s half decent with some good character actors and no cgi..

But noooo you yanks didn’t like it, you had to have Brosnan and a load of cgi crap. All downhill from there woke nonsense and illogical plotting. And every single one takes itself so seriously where’s the fun, where’s the cliffhangers, where are the stunts done by actual stuntmen.

You fukd with Bond, you’ve gone too far. Bring back Roger
Brosnan was like the last of it being decent. It was on the edge of it, but it was good still. Since? ****.

But yo **** you foreigners.
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03-07-2024, 12:38 PM
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Roger Moore was trash
Negs on site. Golden era
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03-07-2024, 12:39 PM
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Roger Moore was trash
Moore's 7 years dead corpse still mogs your pajeet azz
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03-07-2024, 12:58 PM
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03-07-2024, 01:16 PM
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Golden era
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03-07-2024, 01:35 PM
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My opinion, it all died when Brosnan grabbed a bell instead of falling and goes "saved by the bell"

I remember my dad going "don't say it don't say it!" While bond was recovering, then he said it and my dad goes "aaaaah dammit."

That, for me, was the death of James bond
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03-07-2024, 01:36 PM
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Golden era
GOATED for villains.

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03-07-2024, 01:42 PM
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My opinion, it all died when Brosnan grabbed a bell instead of falling and goes "saved by the bell"
Agreed. Just wanted to.. chime in.
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03-07-2024, 01:45 PM
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Goldeneye was good.
Casino royale was pretty good.

But idk after that it went downhill.

Especially the bad guys.
The last 3 while great actors they basically played some kind of incell character.
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03-07-2024, 01:46 PM
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Can't wait for Bond to be rebooted as a transgender Black female.

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03-07-2024, 01:49 PM
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I'm sorry to inform, you are complaining to the wrong country. Hollywood is located in California, also known as the Republic of California. They are a separate country now. You'll have to take your Bond concerns to the Republic governor Gavin Newsom. If you hope to speak with him I might off a tip, offer him lots of bread. Best of luck. It always was good fun in the old Bond days, seeing a ruthless killer cracking jokes and making lots of love. The new bond seems like he has issues.


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03-07-2024, 01:50 PM
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UK is to blame for losing the revolutionary war
UK is to blame for joining WW2.
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03-07-2024, 01:54 PM
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The Brosnan Bond films really killed the spirit with the CGI overload and dumb as f ck plotting.



Seems like you shouldn't be able to mess up Bond, but we've had like one good one in the last like ten (Casino Royale).
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03-07-2024, 01:54 PM
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03-07-2024, 01:57 PM
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Pierce Brosnan was the best Bond srs
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03-07-2024, 01:59 PM
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Roger Moore was trash
He had the worst Bond films-after the first two he did, but was far & away the best Bond. He had already played the role doing The Saint for years.
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03-07-2024, 02:00 PM
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False.

Brosnan was the top of the franchise.



Craig was the beginning of the downward spiral. He had zero charisma. His Bonds were robotic and boring.



Then some woke **** happened and the series has been garbage. I don't even think I've seen the latest ones.
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03-07-2024, 02:02 PM
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Pierce Brosnan was the best Bond srs
The coolest bond.
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03-07-2024, 02:02 PM
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False.

Brosnan was the top of the franchise.



Craig was the beginning of the downward spiral. He had zero charisma. His Bonds were robotic and boring.



Then some woke **** happened and the series has been garbage. I don't even think I've seen the latest ones.
I always thought Craig was too good an actor to play the role, he has zero charisma or charm-just like Lazenby.
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03-07-2024, 02:12 PM
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Pierce Brosnan was the best Bond srs
Brosnan was definitely the Chadliest Bond. This video nearly turned me gay lol.



BTW obv the legend of Goldeneye on N64 speaks for itself. Nothing came close.
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03-07-2024, 02:14 PM
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This is the teaser for the next bond film:

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03-07-2024, 02:16 PM
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Lmao at OPs salty neg over revolutionary war loss
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03-07-2024, 02:29 PM
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My opinion, it all died when Brosnan grabbed a bell instead of falling and goes "saved by the bell"

I remember my dad going "don't say it don't say it!" While bond was recovering, then he said it and my dad goes "aaaaah dammit."

That, for me, was the death of James bond
Not wrong I haven’t really paid any attention to it since the utterly stupid plane skydive thing in goldeneye.

Thing is, that could have actually be done.. not in one take, but a skydiver could have caught up with a plane and entered it.. but no, let’s just green screen it no one will know..
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03-07-2024, 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton
License to Kill. Not top tier but it’s half decent with some good character actors and no cgi..

But noooo you yanks didn’t like it, you had to have Brosnan and a load of cgi crap. All downhill from there woke nonsense and illogical plotting. And every single one takes itself so seriously where’s the fun, where’s the cliffhangers, where are the stunts done by actual stuntmen.

You fukd with Bond, you’ve gone too far. Bring back Roger
Roger Moore ones all had nonsensical plots. That's why they were so easy to spoof with Austin Powers. It really wasn't much of a spoof.

If anyone is to blame for more serious James Bond it's Mike Myers showing how dumb the originals were and how much better they were with a little humor. So they had to cut the nonsense and go realistic.
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03-07-2024, 02:38 PM
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Roger Moore ones all had nonsensical plots. That's why they were so easy to spoof with Austin Powers. It really wasn't much of a spoof.

If anyone is to blame for more serious James Bond it's Mike Myers showing how dumb the originals were and how much better they were with a little humor. So they had to cut the nonsense and go realistic.
Yeah that’s bollocks mate

Apart from possibly lald Moore movies were full of in jokes. That’s what made them so epic. They weren’t full of introspective nonsense. Kick ass, take the piss. The british way
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03-07-2024, 02:42 PM
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He had the worst Bond films-after the first two he did, but was far & away the best Bond. He had already played the role doing The Saint for years.
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