A Lithuanian company releases an adults only "pussy" flavored potato chip


https://chazzchips.com/en/ready-to-g...-flavour-chips




READY TO GIFT: a box with Pussy flavour chips!

Shipping is available to EU & US

Did you know that the world is going to hell??!

According to several past years research data around the world, millennials are having 3 times less sex than their parents at the same age.

It is unbelievable that someone is choosing social media instead of live communication, dating and real sex.

CHAZZ team is young, bold, and SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE, so we took this disastrous trend very personally. We decided to draw everyone's attention to it and thus contribute to solving this problem: that is how we came up with the idea to create the first in the world "Pussy Flavour" chips.

Pussy flavored chips are:

a) Chips with unique taste FOR BRAVE and FREE people. After tasting it, you will remember your wildest love adventures, your first real love, and maybe even lose your oral virginity…

b) A great GIFT for the one you love, cause to initiate a romantic evening, or just simple delight for your taste buds and fun chat about sex;

c) Perfect WAY to test you friends’ courage, openness, and sense of humour.

P.S. For girls and women: if this or previous year you were pleased by someone, it is very likely that you have directly contributed to the creation of this taste.




apparenly pussy taste like:
Ingredients: 56% potatoes, rapeseed oil, maltodextrin, salt, onions, garlic, sugar, cream powder, yeast extract, natural flavouring, acidity regulator (sodium acetate), lemon powder (lemon juice powder, natural flavouring), parsley, black pepper, natural sour cream flavouring, antioxidant (citric acid), bay leaves.

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I dont think this is ground breaking cause these pussy flavored chips have been out for years

China is asshoe !!!

Super Straight HTC Crew, Pureblood Crew & a Jeepbrah (no ducks)

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lmao so basically salmon-flavored?

I wonder how they'd achieve bunghole flavor.

Originally Posted By Procta⏩

I dont think this is ground breaking cause these pussy flavored chips have been out for years

there it is. the OG kunt chip.

*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*

I probably banged your mom.

Eat the whole animal like a real man.

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Tits and Beer

Does it taste like pennies?

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They already have chips that smell like pussy.

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Originally Posted By kcadrenalin⏩

Half the flavors that Pringles sell already taste like ass.

lmfao

apt

Once you pop….the fun don't stop.

(eating arse, that is).

*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*

Originally Posted By 300Lane1⏩

They already have chips that smell like pussy.

thats a freshly serviced pussy douche flavor… strong vinegar and salty like pickle flavored chips

China is asshoe !!!

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Florida is GOAT

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Yeah Buddyyy! Light weight! Light weight baby!!!!

Originally Posted By Procta⏩

Ingredients: 56% potatoes, rapeseed oil, maltodextrin, salt, onions, garlic, sugar, cream powder, yeast extract , natural flavouring, acidity regulator (sodium acetate), lemon powder (lemon juice powder, natural flavouring), parsley, black pepper, natural sour cream flavouring, antioxidant (citric acid), bay leaves.

"The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed."

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Fake Teds Crew

40oz crew

China is asshoe !!!

Super Straight HTC Crew, Pureblood Crew & a Jeepbrah (no ducks)

Florida is GOAT

Gen X: Humanity's last hope

Ingredients: 55% potatoes, rapeseed oil, maltodextrin, spices, salt, tomato powder, sugar, yeast extract, 0,6% smoked salt, antioxidant (citric acid), flavoring, natural flavoring.







wonder how natural the natural dick flavor is (no homo)

China is asshoe !!!

Super Straight HTC Crew, Pureblood Crew & a Jeepbrah (no ducks)

Florida is GOAT

Gen X: Humanity's last hope

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-Alan Watts
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It might be short but it sure is skinny crew
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