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03-23-2024, 02:55 PM
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Beethoven didn't get pussy, so what hope have you got?
Beethoven wrote the Pathetique Sonata, was the best pianist in Vienna, the capital of western culture, had 10,000 people at his funeral, but couldn't get pussy in his lifetime… he only went after 10s, because he was Beethoven and shouldn't have had to settle for mediocre sloots. The result? No pussy, so he became an alcoholic incel who loitered around town with smelly, food-stained clothes.
we can thank all those stuck up Vienna sloots for the moonlight sonata and the 9th symphony, but if Beethoven couldn't get pussy, why do you think you can? you didn't contribute to making Western society the best in the world, and you can't even write an étude. it's over, brother.
we can thank all those stuck up Vienna sloots for the moonlight sonata and the 9th symphony, but if Beethoven couldn't get pussy, why do you think you can? you didn't contribute to making Western society the best in the world, and you can't even write an étude. it's over, brother.
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03-23-2024, 03:03 PM
#2
Can't argue with that
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03-23-2024, 03:06 PM
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U all talking ghey as F chit man, motha Fkin negd. beoch
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03-23-2024, 03:06 PM
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He was aussie so only options back then for him were abbos in the bush.
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03-23-2024, 03:09 PM
#5
Poor OP
They missed.
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03-23-2024, 03:13 PM
#6
You're not going to meet a girl to date by composing a symphony
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03-23-2024, 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted By HaiMeesk⏩
all of that was completely unintelligible
He was aussie so only options back then for him were abbos in the bush.
03-23-2024, 03:18 PM
#8
he should have tried men
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03-23-2024, 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted By BalognaNbeans⏩
women love musicians… so how can you top being THE best musician not only of the time, but probably of the whole century if not all time? musicians weren't writing trap beats or indie rock in the 19th century, if you had any cred you wrote symphonies.
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03-23-2024, 03:33 PM
#10
Originally Posted By BalognaNbeans⏩
lmao beat me to it
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03-23-2024, 03:40 PM
#11
Well, he had a major hard on for Josephine Brunsvik, a student of his. He wrote her many love letters. I'm sure she must have given him a BJ or two.
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03-23-2024, 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted By Shortfuze⏩
She was a countess, she thought she was too good for Beethoven and wouldn't even let him finger her.
Well, he had a major hard on for Josephine Brunsvik, a student of his. He wrote her many love letters. I'm sure she must have given him a BJ or two.
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