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03-25-2024, 10:54 AM
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Ryan Reynolds dodged a bullet

Fat AND crazy!
I want you to know, that I am happy for you
I wish nothing but the best for you both
An older version of me
Is she perverted like me?
Would she go down on you in a theater?
Does she speak eloquently
And would she have your baby?
I'm sure she'd make a really excellent mother
'Cause the love that you gave that we made
Wasn't able to make it enough for you
To be open wide, no
And every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told me
You'd hold me until you died
'Til you died, but you're still alive
And I'm here, to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair, to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know
You seem very well, things look peaceful
I'm not quite as well, I thought you should know
Did you forget about me, Mr. Duplicity?
I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner
It was a slap in the face
How quickly I was replaced
And are you thinking of me when you **** her?
'Cause the love that you gave that we made
Wasn't able to make it enough for you
To be open wide, no
And every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told me
You'd hold me until you died
'Til you died, but you're still alive
And I'm here, to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair, to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know
'Cause the joke that you laid in the bed
That was me and I'm not gonna fade
As soon as you close your eyes, and you know it
And every time I scratch my nails
Down someone else's back I hope you feel it
Well, can you feel it?
Well I'm here, to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair, to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know
Well I'm here, to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair, to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know
03-25-2024, 11:07 AM
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I'd bang that bitch sideways..srs

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03-25-2024, 11:07 AM
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03-25-2024, 11:14 AM
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03-25-2024, 11:15 AM
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[QUOTE=RICHSTRONG post_id=1699688153]I'd bang that bitch sideways..srs
[ig]https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/BVBcSNEU2dvjLWrVZ9ljFg--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTY0MDtoPTkzMA--/https://media-mbst-pub-ue1.s3.amazonaws.com/creatr-uploaded-images/2020-04/28667930-798f-11ea-bff7-e76539c18507[/img][/QUOTE]She's shaped like a lego.
[ig]https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/BVBcSNEU2dvjLWrVZ9ljFg--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTY0MDtoPTkzMA--/https://media-mbst-pub-ue1.s3.amazonaws.com/creatr-uploaded-images/2020-04/28667930-798f-11ea-bff7-e76539c18507[/img][/QUOTE]She's shaped like a lego.
03-25-2024, 11:20 AM
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03-25-2024, 11:25 AM
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03-25-2024, 11:28 AM
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Originally Posted By baldbrah⏩
and my dik would be the jagged little pill that fits. I can save herShe's shaped like a lego.
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03-25-2024, 11:30 AM
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Had to do an image search because I had no idea that was Alanis Morisette. She's like 57 or something. Also I would never touch a woman with one of those slutty "above-the-vag" tattoos, and neither should any of you
03-25-2024, 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted By DolphinPilot⏩
She's a genocide supporter too. I guess being rabid extremist zionist ages you like milk.Had to do an image search because I had no idea that was Alanis Morisette. She's like 57 or something. Also I would never touch a woman with one of those slutty "above-the-vag" tattoos, and neither should any of you
03-25-2024, 11:40 AM
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Built like a brick shthouse
03-25-2024, 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted By DolphinPilot⏩
DOn't tell me what to do...I've seen horror you could never imagine at my age. Plus I'm married so I'd hit her so hard she would have to take her shoes off to schitHad to do an image search because I had no idea that was Alanis Morisette. She's like 57 or something. Also I would never touch a woman with one of those slutty "above-the-vag" tattoos, and neither should any of you
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03-25-2024, 12:19 PM
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She's feeding 3 with those things.


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