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post 1699687383 03-25-2024, 10:54 AM
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Ryan Reynolds dodged a bullet



Fat AND crazy!

I want you to know, that I am happy for you
I wish nothing but the best for you both
An older version of me
Is she perverted like me?
Would she go down on you in a theater?
Does she speak eloquently
And would she have your baby?
I'm sure she'd make a really excellent mother
'Cause the love that you gave that we made
Wasn't able to make it enough for you
To be open wide, no
And every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told me
You'd hold me until you died
'Til you died, but you're still alive
And I'm here, to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair, to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know
You seem very well, things look peaceful
I'm not quite as well, I thought you should know
Did you forget about me, Mr. Duplicity?
I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner
It was a slap in the face
How quickly I was replaced
And are you thinking of me when you **** her?
'Cause the love that you gave that we made
Wasn't able to make it enough for you
To be open wide, no
And every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told me
You'd hold me until you died
'Til you died, but you're still alive
And I'm here, to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair, to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know
'Cause the joke that you laid in the bed
That was me and I'm not gonna fade
As soon as you close your eyes, and you know it
And every time I scratch my nails
Down someone else's back I hope you feel it
Well, can you feel it?
Well I'm here, to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair, to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know
Well I'm here, to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair, to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know
post 1699688153 03-25-2024, 11:07 AM
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I'd bang that bitch sideways..srs

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post 1699688183 03-25-2024, 11:07 AM
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Well..........that's ironic.......dontcha think?
post 1699688513 03-25-2024, 11:14 AM
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He should sell his shares in Wrexham ASAP if he is smart.
post 1699688553 03-25-2024, 11:15 AM
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[QUOTE=RICHSTRONG post_id=1699688153]I'd bang that bitch sideways..srs

[ig]https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/BVBcSNEU2dvjLWrVZ9ljFg--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTY0MDtoPTkzMA--/https://media-mbst-pub-ue1.s3.amazonaws.com/creatr-uploaded-images/2020-04/28667930-798f-11ea-bff7-e76539c18507[/img][/QUOTE]She's shaped like a lego.
post 1699688783 03-25-2024, 11:20 AM
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Blake Lively is 100x more attractive
post 1699688983 03-25-2024, 11:25 AM
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She looks like the typical trailer park sloot that's had trains ran her by the Tyrone, Leroy and, Jamals of the world countless times and swallowed more BBC JIZZ than Kim Kardashian.
post 1699689143 03-25-2024, 11:28 AM
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Originally Posted By baldbrah
She's shaped like a lego.
and my dik would be the jagged little pill that fits. I can save her
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post 1699689223 03-25-2024, 11:30 AM
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Had to do an image search because I had no idea that was Alanis Morisette. She's like 57 or something. Also I would never touch a woman with one of those slutty "above-the-vag" tattoos, and neither should any of you
post 1699689683 03-25-2024, 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted By DolphinPilot
Had to do an image search because I had no idea that was Alanis Morisette. She's like 57 or something. Also I would never touch a woman with one of those slutty "above-the-vag" tattoos, and neither should any of you
She's a genocide supporter too. I guess being rabid extremist zionist ages you like milk.
post 1699689703 03-25-2024, 11:40 AM
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Built like a brick shthouse
post 1699690533 03-25-2024, 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted By DolphinPilot
Had to do an image search because I had no idea that was Alanis Morisette. She's like 57 or something. Also I would never touch a woman with one of those slutty "above-the-vag" tattoos, and neither should any of you
DOn't tell me what to do...I've seen horror you could never imagine at my age. Plus I'm married so I'd hit her so hard she would have to take her shoes off to schit
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post 1699691493 03-25-2024, 12:19 PM
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She's feeding 3 with those things.

The Era of Great Noticing has begun.
Modern liberalism is morally bankrupt and demonic.
Right wing politics is the new counter-culture.
Wincel: "I'm saying even the govt of China, while brutal at times, is NOT our enemy. Period."
Has Beowulf10 ever experienced true love? Where did he go?
Education is humanity's key to salvation.
The 2nd Cold War has begun.
post 1699693703 03-25-2024, 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted By XterraRob
She's feeding 3 with those things.

GOO! That face without makeup is horrifying, as usual
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