1. I was at a birthday party on the weekend, and a girl there asked a friend of mine in common to introduce me. We talked for a bit and when I mentioned my girlfriend she said something like "All the cute guys are taken".

2. I was in Continente which is the Walmart in Portugal. I went to buy grilled chicken and the girl who worked there started staring at me. She laughed, then I laughed. She asked me what was funny. I said, nothing I am laughing because you laughed. She then grabbed my order looked at me in the eyes and said that I have gorgeous eyes. I replied that I knew that was why she was looking at me (I know very arrogant of me, my bad). She started laughing and I went away.

3. I was having lunch with a friend. When I asked for the bill the waiter said that I have beautiful eyes and that she is jealous of not having eyes like this. I said thanks but please bring me the bill because I am running late for work

than you woke up

made u red lol