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04-25-2024, 05:56 AM
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Caught my wife pooping - said she won't stop doing it - desperately need help

Do I divorce immediately? Or try to get her help? Someone who will teach her pretty girls don't poop?


I've told her a million times that pretty girls don't poop and she won't listen to me. I dunno what to do boyos


I thought maybe I married a post op tranny but she has giant glutes, hips and tits. No surgery could give her that
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04-25-2024, 05:58 AM
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I have a few solutions

How desperate are you
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04-25-2024, 05:59 AM
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I have a few solutions

How desperate are you
Pretty desperate


How can I be married to a woman who poops???
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04-25-2024, 06:01 AM
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I'll offer no help unless you reveal yourself
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04-25-2024, 06:04 AM
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Disgusting poop whore.
See UrAGeek's Username
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04-25-2024, 06:05 AM
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You're a step away from red

It's your wife's ass or your reps

Pick one
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04-25-2024, 06:10 AM
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The return of carsalesman?

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04-25-2024, 06:14 AM
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Originally Posted By wasp9166
You're a step away from red

It's your wife's ass or your reps

Pick one

Lmfao


Her glutes are juicy as **** bruh
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04-25-2024, 06:16 AM
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Originally Posted By CosmicGate19
Lmfao


Her glutes are juicy as **** bruh
Loading

Neg cannon or pics

What's it gonna be ?
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04-25-2024, 06:52 AM
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Loading

Neg cannon or pics

What's it gonna be ?
I just fcked her too. Was so good bruh

Also natural Ds
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04-25-2024, 07:55 AM
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Just fkn lol @ marrying a woman that poops. Why would you settle for that degeneracy?
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04-25-2024, 08:01 AM
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Just fkn lol @ marrying a woman that poops. Why would you settle for that degeneracy?
I didn't know until years in


Should I ask for divorce?
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04-25-2024, 08:07 AM
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Slip concrete powder into her oatmeal. It's the only way.
Yeah Buddyyy! Light weight! Light weight baby!!!!
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04-25-2024, 08:09 AM
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Originally Posted By frankdtank20
Slip concrete powder into her oatmeal. It's the only way.
What dat?
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04-25-2024, 08:16 AM
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Thanks a lot OP , now I gotta poop again . Should neg srs
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04-25-2024, 08:30 AM
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04-25-2024, 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted By CosmicGate19
I didn't know until years in


Should I ask for divorce?
I'd definitely consider it. My wife farted once and I called the police on her for spousal abuse no lie. I couldn't imagine pooping.
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04-25-2024, 12:09 PM
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You should be more worried about your “wife’s” cawk.
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04-25-2024, 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted By FoulSmell
You should be more worried about your “wife’s” cawk.
I checked that because I thought maybe she was a tranny as pretty women don't poop and she doesn't have one


She is a pretty woman who poops and I'm shocked and horrified
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04-25-2024, 08:25 PM
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Poop with her. Make it a game. In each other's mouths preferably.
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04-26-2024, 05:23 AM
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Poop with her. Make it a game. In each other's mouths preferably.
Lmfao
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04-26-2024, 05:27 AM
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staple her azzhole shut
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04-26-2024, 05:27 AM
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Your username reminds me of that car salesman miscer from years back
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04-26-2024, 05:34 AM
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Originally Posted By CosmicGate19
Lmfao


Her glutes are juicy as **** bruh
pics
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04-26-2024, 05:50 AM
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Pics of poo?

Not going to believe such nonsense. Women don't poop. Until I see a girthy log spreading a girls starfish I'll stand by my beliefs. The good lord gave them a butthole as backup for their unclean times.
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04-26-2024, 06:08 AM
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04-26-2024, 06:50 AM
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Got some tranny bad news for you, Op. Women don't poop. The chocolate starfish is simply another hole for my rooster to penetrate.
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04-27-2024, 06:26 AM
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Got some tranny bad news for you, Op. Women don't poop. The chocolate starfish is simply another hole for my rooster to penetrate.

I told her that but she insists that she's a genetic female and she does indeed poop
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04-27-2024, 06:28 AM
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Maybe it isn't poop. Maybe it is stinky chocolate. You're gonna have to eat some to find out, OP.
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04-27-2024, 06:35 AM
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Originally Posted By Xtermin8fascist
Maybe it isn't poop. Maybe it is stinky chocolate. You're gonna have to eat some to find out, OP.
Lmao
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