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04-27-2024, 02:06 PM
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50 year old black woman propositioned me for sex this afternoon

I stopped into a little corner store to grab a slice of pizza this afternoon, and this 50ish year old black woman ended up holding the door for me on the way in. She was looking at me all funny and laughing, and made a couple little comments, “I’m glad you got the middle slice because I wanted the corners”, “no we’re not together but I know you think so” to the pizza guy” etc.

Eventually after more awkwardness from this lady, she decided to come out and say it, “I wish he was coming home with me right now, we’d have fun this afternoon.”

But I’m wondering, why aren’t the incels out there interacting with random 50+ year old black women? They’re clearly ready for action, and not looking for anything in return. I could have probably got a BJ in the car in the parking lot and gone on my way.
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04-27-2024, 02:11 PM
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lack of social skills + baseless self entitlement = of top contributor / no time and or skills for real life 50yo milfs
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04-27-2024, 02:11 PM
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I hear talk that black women give the best blowj0bs. Never had the pleasure but maybe someday I will.

In my experience, Black women are most receptive to chivalrous men - men who hold doors, say "m'aam", smile and are cordial… but they only are receptive of chivalrous NON-BLACK men, because a Black man being courteous to Black women would be viewed as a square and therefore WEAK.


Like all women, Black women like attention and like special treatment from men, but they don't often encounter such treatment so they go gaga whenever they receive it, especially from non-Black men.
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04-27-2024, 02:13 PM
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Here's a tip: google Porsha Everready, she definitely lends credibility to the rumor that Black females give the best blowj/0bs….
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04-27-2024, 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
I could have probably got a BJ in the car in the parking lot and gone on my way.
But you didn't so we can't tell if this is another episode of OliverHelden's delusions of grandeur..
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04-27-2024, 02:16 PM
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Send her to ratfish and mariomiami they both bragg about banging 50 year olds
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04-27-2024, 02:21 PM
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But you didn't so we can't tell if this is another episode of OliverHelden's delusions of grandeur..
Honestly, I'm sore as fuk from lifting this week and have been on the couch since about Thursday night. Jerked off probably 5 times since then, and have almost zero interest in something like that.

Why would I make up a story about a 50 year old black woman? I mean, it's not like I'm telling you guys a story about a 19 year old blonde here….
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04-27-2024, 02:43 PM
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How was it OP?
Honestly, I would have to be in a special type of mood to consider it. Like 5-6 days from having any orgasm, and like 7-8 drinks deep during the afternoon.
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04-27-2024, 03:12 PM
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Do you have to buy her a $10k all-expenses-paid trip to a destination wedding first

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and then get rejected without much as a handjob lol
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04-27-2024, 03:14 PM
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Do you have to buy her a $10k all-expenses-paid trip to a destination wedding first

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and then get rejected without much as a handjob lol
Brutal.
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04-27-2024, 03:17 PM
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What did she look like though?

If she had a good body with big ass and a Pawg

Or if she was a hambeast with small ass narrow hips and looks like a granny
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04-27-2024, 03:23 PM
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What did she look like though?

If she had a good body with big ass and a Pawg

Or if she was a hambeast with small ass narrow hips and looks like a granny
She wasn't fat, which I guess places her above like 80% of all black women.

Maybe something like this, but a bit thinner with less gray hair


It definitely would have been a BJ only type of situation
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04-27-2024, 03:23 PM
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There is a lot to unpack here.

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04-27-2024, 03:48 PM
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You guys should meet some Southern Church going black women. True, most of them are very big, but have equally big hearts.
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04-27-2024, 03:49 PM
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You guys should meet some Southern Church going black women. True, most of them are very big, but have equally big hearts.

This is 2024, no one cares if someone has a great personality or a big heart… We only got love for them sexy h0es….
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04-27-2024, 05:28 PM
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You guys should meet some Southern Church going black women. True, most of them are very big, but have equally big hearts.
I bet, but too big and sweaty for me to consider.
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04-27-2024, 05:36 PM
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No thanks brah. I don't like when easy meat is thrown to me like I am some kind of charity case.

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04-27-2024, 06:02 PM
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I bet, but too big and sweaty for me to consider.
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04-27-2024, 06:43 PM
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High standards for a kissless virgin
Ha! I mean, you gotta be in a certain mindset to want to fuk a granny. If I were a kissless virgin I might have taken her up on her offer.
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04-27-2024, 09:34 PM
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Ha! I mean, you gotta be in a certain mindset to want to fuk a granny. If I were a kissless virgin I might have taken her up on her offer.
…so how was she?
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04-27-2024, 09:40 PM
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I'm sure incels could get 50 year old black women but they wouldn't swipe on them or go to that age group.

I know Ibby doesn't go for older women.
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