I have NEVER been in someones way at the grocery store

I move quickly
I am aware of my surroundings


How is it 20 people are in my way every time I go
Flocks of Karens chatting in the middle of the aisle
Cart 10 feet away in the middle of the way of everyone
Standing right in the middle of the fawking blueberries thinking of who knows what
Letting your crappy kid push the cart into the ankles of people

I never road rage because driving is not that serious
But at some point I think I am going to flip and lose it on some housewife and toss her cart

**Black out tape over all laptop/cell phone cameras so gov cant spy on me fapping crew**