Yo Mods, can I get a permaban?

I emailed admin a week and half ago to request a perm for reasons.

In accordance with this sites standards, they suck at this basic task.

Can you assist me?
I only read thread titles and my own posts.

cVc (OIF/OEF): *Retired*
Sorry for perfect english; I have a degree.

“The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.“

PS: Don't eat poop, just don't let the idea of it stop you from living life to its fullest.