what if you found yourself facing 5-to-10 years in Jail because you hit some fit pedestrian when you using your "SMART"phone while driving your FATmobile and you were given the choice of JAIL or joining the French Foreign Legion, which would you choose? Would you MAN UP and become a Legionnaire or would you avoid it like you avoided doing your duty and serving your country all while collecting Assault Guns and doing GiJoe Cosplay?