I live in an hoa neighborhood and theres a man about 10 houses down that recently put up a huge American Flag, which is against hoa rules.

So whenever I'm walking by his house and I see him on his porch smoking a cigar I mean mug him for his violation.

I made a report to the hoa and the next day as I'm walking by his house again I see him taking the flag down, however this time I dont mean mug him like usual, but rather I just smirk.

He starts coming towards me angrily and saying how he knows I reported him and how I'm Un American and how liberals like me are ruining the country.

I stop and pull my shirt up where I have a pistol handle attached to my belt but with no actual gun, he sees this and immediately goes back to his house cursing at me under his breath.

As a 40 year old man with no job, no wife or kids I have nothing to do so this made my week.

Gmiscer wins yet again.


Smugness Intensifies.