I feel so pathetic lol.

Context:

40-year-old happily married man
6’3”, 220 lbs, natural
Met my wife at 25 (she was 22)
Blessed with two girls and one boy
Boy got sick last night, so I got zero sleep

Had to move heavy furniture and pulled my hamstring—hurt like hell. The garage was blocked by a car parked insanely wrong. Tired and in pain and in a hurry I was ready to go off on the owner. Standing next to the car, visibly annoyed, I heard a female voice from a nearby balcony say, "Oh, I am soooo sorry, I'm coming out!" but I couldn't see who it was.

Out comes a smiling woman in her early 20s. Dressed in an orange sports top and tight gym leggings. Banging body. Cute face. 5’6”, maybe 130 lbs. Brunette with a ponytail. A solid 7.5/10. "Sorry, all the spots were taken…" (BS excuse). Now, she STOPS and begins stretching her upper body in front of me like she’s been sitting still all day, arching her back and pressing her tits out, and says, "I am just about to leave for the gym…"

Fukk boys, it was all over!

Anger gone lol. Hamstring pain gone too (HOW?). I made a stupid joke about parking, and she laughed. I probably had a goofy smile on my face too… wtf. We had small talk about gyms, then she moved her car 20 feet (blocking another port lol). She smiled, winked, and went back in. Car was still there when I got back lol.

I've spent the rest of the day INVOLUNTARILY replaying her stretch in my mind like some pathetic teenager, even though I 100% believe she did it consciously to diffuse the situation.

She probably only used 4/10 of her Jedi female manipulation tricks on me, but she got me good boys.

Married brahs, please stay safe.