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08-02-2024, 09:46 PM
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Ugly girl comedy skit: have you heard this one before?
Female radio host: “As an ugly girl, I just need to lower my standards. Caller, are you there?”
Man calling in to radio show: “I was in the store the other day and I saw a photo of you in a magazine… I didn’t buy the magazine, because I’m saving up to buy my first car, and I think you’re selling yourself short, you’re actually kind of cute.”
Female radio host: “Really? Do you want to go out with me this Friday night?”
Man calling in to radio show: “This Friday? That’s not going to work for me. I need to wash my car.”
Female radio host: “I thought you said you didn’t have a car”
Man calling in to radio show: “I don’t, but I’m getting one, and when I do, I need to wash it”
Man calling in to radio show: “I was in the store the other day and I saw a photo of you in a magazine… I didn’t buy the magazine, because I’m saving up to buy my first car, and I think you’re selling yourself short, you’re actually kind of cute.”
Female radio host: “Really? Do you want to go out with me this Friday night?”
Man calling in to radio show: “This Friday? That’s not going to work for me. I need to wash my car.”
Female radio host: “I thought you said you didn’t have a car”
Man calling in to radio show: “I don’t, but I’m getting one, and when I do, I need to wash it”
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08-02-2024, 09:55 PM
#2
Can someone critique this joke I just wrote?
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08-02-2024, 10:29 PM
#3
Currently on recharge, will rep anyone who critiques this joke I wrote
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08-02-2024, 10:38 PM
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but I can see this happening on a show like Fraiser between two callers. With a laugh track and Fraiser's and Ross' facial expressions it'll get a B
but I can see this happening on a show like Fraiser between two callers. With a laugh track and Fraiser's and Ross' facial expressions it'll get a B
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08-02-2024, 10:43 PM
#5
Originally Posted By MiscMathematician⏩
Thanks bro, will rep you tomorrow night when my rep power is restored
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but I can see this happening on a show like Fraiser between two callers. With a laugh track and Fraiser's and Ross' facial expressions it'll get a B
but I can see this happening on a show like Fraiser between two callers. With a laugh track and Fraiser's and Ross' facial expressions it'll get a B
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08-04-2024, 07:58 AM
#6
Originally Posted By MiscMathematician⏩
I’m off recharge, but I’m on spread with you, I tried repping you
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but I can see this happening on a show like Fraiser between two callers. With a laugh track and Fraiser's and Ross' facial expressions it'll get a B
but I can see this happening on a show like Fraiser between two callers. With a laugh track and Fraiser's and Ross' facial expressions it'll get a B
“If you are born to the iron, you’ll know it the first time you lift” —-Joe Weider
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