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08-03-2024, 08:16 AM
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Wtf GaryridgeGOAT banned again?
Blessings misc welcome to Alone In The Trap Ministries first ever Friday night bible study with your Lord and Savior of the Trap aka the Apostle Quan.
For Jesus said wherever two or three are gathered in my name I am in the midst
Let’s start our worship off with a selection from Bishop Marvin Sapp
Now before we get to the word I would like the misc to sew a seed.
Malachi 3:10 says
Bring the whole tithe into the storehouse, that there may be food in my house
Misc I heard the spirit of the Lord say to me this ministry needs a private jet. I need you brehs to sew 10% of your income as well as an over and above seed and a pastor’s love offering to bless your man of God. I take Cashapp, PayPal,Venmo, Zelle and if y’all are really old fashioned I can set up a P.O. Box for our ministry. Drop your seed in the thread and let me know your preferred method of payment.
Now tonight’s word will come from the book of Matthew 21:12-13 and it reads
Jesus entered the temple courts and drove out all who were buying and selling there. He overturned the tables of the money changers and the benches of those selling doves. 13 “It is written,” he said to them, “‘My house will be called a house of prayer,’ but you are making it ‘a den of robbers”
Now as Christians we are often taught to forgive and turn the other cheek but what what the text is teaching us here is sometimes u just gotta go ape **** and turn up on nikka.
Now we skip to verse 18-21
18 Early in the morning, as Jesus was on his way back to the city, he was hungry. 19 Seeing a fig tree by the road, he went up to it but found nothing on it except leaves. Then he said to it, “May you never bear fruit again!” Immediately the tree withered.
20 When the disciples saw this, they were amazed. “How did the fig tree wither so quickly?” they asked.
21 Jesus replied, “Truly I tell you, if you have faith and do not doubt, not only can you do what was done to the fig tree, but also you can say to this mountain, ‘Go, throw yourself into the sea,’ and it will be done. 22 If you believe, you will receive whatever you ask for in prayer.”
Now what Jesus teaches us here is a lesson on faith.
Now when we look at this text and the previous text it teaches us we need to be on some Floyd Mayweather type ****. You often hear Floyd say “hard work dedication prayers and belief”. When we combine our ability to turn up on a Nikka along with our faith we become an unstoppable warrior of God(srs)
For Jesus said wherever two or three are gathered in my name I am in the midst
Let’s start our worship off with a selection from Bishop Marvin Sapp
Now before we get to the word I would like the misc to sew a seed.
Malachi 3:10 says
Bring the whole tithe into the storehouse, that there may be food in my house
Misc I heard the spirit of the Lord say to me this ministry needs a private jet. I need you brehs to sew 10% of your income as well as an over and above seed and a pastor’s love offering to bless your man of God. I take Cashapp, PayPal,Venmo, Zelle and if y’all are really old fashioned I can set up a P.O. Box for our ministry. Drop your seed in the thread and let me know your preferred method of payment.
Now tonight’s word will come from the book of Matthew 21:12-13 and it reads
Jesus entered the temple courts and drove out all who were buying and selling there. He overturned the tables of the money changers and the benches of those selling doves. 13 “It is written,” he said to them, “‘My house will be called a house of prayer,’ but you are making it ‘a den of robbers”
Now as Christians we are often taught to forgive and turn the other cheek but what what the text is teaching us here is sometimes u just gotta go ape **** and turn up on nikka.
Now we skip to verse 18-21
18 Early in the morning, as Jesus was on his way back to the city, he was hungry. 19 Seeing a fig tree by the road, he went up to it but found nothing on it except leaves. Then he said to it, “May you never bear fruit again!” Immediately the tree withered.
20 When the disciples saw this, they were amazed. “How did the fig tree wither so quickly?” they asked.
21 Jesus replied, “Truly I tell you, if you have faith and do not doubt, not only can you do what was done to the fig tree, but also you can say to this mountain, ‘Go, throw yourself into the sea,’ and it will be done. 22 If you believe, you will receive whatever you ask for in prayer.”
Now what Jesus teaches us here is a lesson on faith.
Now when we look at this text and the previous text it teaches us we need to be on some Floyd Mayweather type ****. You often hear Floyd say “hard work dedication prayers and belief”. When we combine our ability to turn up on a Nikka along with our faith we become an unstoppable warrior of God(srs)
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08-03-2024, 08:17 AM
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Now misc that concludes our lesson for the night. Did you get blessed tonight?
Those of you without a E church home come now. Well maybe your saying Quan everybody says your just a wigger troll or im gonna come back next week and listen to you preach some more before I join
The Bible say I will give you pastors after my own heart. Not that you will choose your pastor. God brought you to this thread for a reason. So come come right now.
I never want to take for granted that everyone here is saved so I want to misc to pray the prayer of faith.
Now misc say Father I believe in my heart and and I confess my mouth that you ever raised Jesus from the dead now I receive Jesus Christ as my personal savior Amen
And before we go tonight I want to give the misc one more opportunity to sew. I heard a Bishop once say I’m an honorable man, I would not lie to you this is for you not me.
I heard the spirit of the lord say to ask everbody for an additional seed of about three fiddy. If you can’t sew that get as close to it as you can. Don’t think about it just do it right now. Let me know how u wanna pay Cashapp Zelle Venmo PayPal.
Don’t play money games with God. God said I’m about to make 30 people in here millionaires but I’m waiting to see if I can trust them with that kinda of money.
Drop your seed right now misc
May the lord keep u may the lord bless u
Blessings ~ Quan
Those of you without a E church home come now. Well maybe your saying Quan everybody says your just a wigger troll or im gonna come back next week and listen to you preach some more before I join
The Bible say I will give you pastors after my own heart. Not that you will choose your pastor. God brought you to this thread for a reason. So come come right now.
I never want to take for granted that everyone here is saved so I want to misc to pray the prayer of faith.
Now misc say Father I believe in my heart and and I confess my mouth that you ever raised Jesus from the dead now I receive Jesus Christ as my personal savior Amen
And before we go tonight I want to give the misc one more opportunity to sew. I heard a Bishop once say I’m an honorable man, I would not lie to you this is for you not me.
I heard the spirit of the lord say to ask everbody for an additional seed of about three fiddy. If you can’t sew that get as close to it as you can. Don’t think about it just do it right now. Let me know how u wanna pay Cashapp Zelle Venmo PayPal.
Don’t play money games with God. God said I’m about to make 30 people in here millionaires but I’m waiting to see if I can trust them with that kinda of money.
Drop your seed right now misc
May the lord keep u may the lord bless u
Blessings ~ Quan
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08-03-2024, 08:35 AM
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Fukkin scared me when I saw this thread.
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08-03-2024, 08:37 AM
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Dam you Ron. Dam you all to heaven. Praise bby jesus
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08-03-2024, 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
I think I'm good Rich. Everything is all good. I was drinking last night thought maybe I said some slurs. But we're good.
Dam you Ron. Dam you all to heaven. Praise bby jesus
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08-03-2024, 08:40 AM
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Originally Posted By GaryRidgway⏩
Dam my heart was racing. Prolly the Zynn 6mg coffee flavors but I was srsly worried
I think I'm good Rich. Everything is all good. I was drinking last night thought maybe I said some slurs. But we're good.
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08-03-2024, 08:41 AM
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They BETTER unban Monica.
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08-03-2024, 08:42 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Tbh I'm still not sure if I'm banned. I'm gonna get some chicken tendies and check back later. And beer obviously
Dam my heart was racing. Prolly the Zynn 6mg coffee flavors but I was srsly worried
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08-03-2024, 08:45 AM
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Originally Posted By GaryRidgway⏩
We've been meaning to talk to you about that. Would you take a seat for a minute?
Tbh I'm still not sure if I'm banned. I'm gonna get some chicken tendies and check back later. And
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We have a bunch of people here who love ya like crazy. We are gonna say some things and you're gonna say some things. Etc. etc.
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08-03-2024, 08:48 AM
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Originally Posted By hendrixfreak70⏩
I'm not ready for this discussion. Let me drink 10 beers first.
We've been meaning to talk to you about that. Would you take a seat for a minute?
We have a bunch of people here who love ya like crazy. We are gonna say some things and you're gonna say some things. Etc. etc.
We have a bunch of people here who love ya like crazy. We are gonna say some things and you're gonna say some things. Etc. etc.
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08-03-2024, 10:32 AM
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