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08-05-2024, 04:38 PM
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Considering taking up smoking cigarettes at age 34 srs

Thinking about taking up smoking cigs so I don't look like such a cuck walking my dog srs. It'll just look like I stepped out for a smoke and just happen to have my dog with me.
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08-05-2024, 04:40 PM
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Lol just get a vape and take puffs and don't inhale

Definitely don't starting smoking for real. Wish I never started…
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08-05-2024, 04:42 PM
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When did you turn into GMiscer?
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08-05-2024, 04:44 PM
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Dont start smoking bro, worst thing I ever did, srs. Now I smoke 2 packs a day and have to take meds for breathing problems.
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08-05-2024, 04:44 PM
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Get a vape or some Zyn.

Honestly, I used to smoke cigs when it was more socially acceptable, but nowadays a person smoking cigs really stands out like a sore thumb. It's even pretty rare to see people smoking cigs outside bars now.
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08-05-2024, 04:44 PM
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lmao yea i think of this sometimes when walking

looks so badass smoking on the sidewalk vs just lounging around like a dweeb
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08-05-2024, 04:45 PM
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Dont start smoking bro, worst thing I ever did, srs. Now I smoke 2 packs a day and have to take meds for breathing problems.
Listen to big bad john.

He speaks the truth (srs)
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08-05-2024, 04:45 PM
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Dont start smoking bro, worst thing I ever did, srs. Now I smoke 2 packs a day and have to take meds for breathing problems.
Jesus man, start vaping and quit the cigs already. It will fix your lung issues.
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08-05-2024, 04:45 PM
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smoking looks cool af and I would smoke if it didnt trash your cardiovascular system.
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08-05-2024, 04:46 PM
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Listen to big bad john.

He speaks the truth (srs)
I mean, I don't think someone who starts smoking at 34 would ever get up to 2 packs unless they were going through some mega trauma.

Still though, there are much healthier alrernatives nowadays and I can't imagine why anybody would start smoking real cigs now.
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08-05-2024, 04:47 PM
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I mean, I don't think someone who starts smoking at 34 would ever get up to 2 packs unless they were going through some mega trauma.

Still though, there are much healthier alrernatives nowadays and I can't imagine why anybody would start smoking real cigs now.
Over time people end up smoking more, every traumatic event will drive the count up until hes up to a pack or more a day.

My doctor told me I'm self medicating for my schizophrenia.
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08-05-2024, 04:51 PM
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Over time people end up smoking more, every traumatic event will drive the count up until hes up to a pack or more a day.

My doctor told me I'm self medicating for my schizophrenia.
Trust me, I smoked (very casually) cigs up until about a year ago. However, even after some really bad issues I never got above like a pack a day. There would be times when I was traveling and bored and would smoke like 20 and my face would get red and I would feel absolutely terrible. So there was kind of a built in mechanism to keep me from smoking too much.

Randomly switched over to vaping at the beginning of last Summer, and while my nicotine consumption is probably a lot higher now, I feel great all the time.
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08-05-2024, 04:52 PM
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I'm pretty sure you're not serious
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08-05-2024, 04:54 PM
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I'm pretty sure you're not serious
I dunno, he's been posting some pretty downer threads lately. Worried about baldness, worried about people judging him for things.

Methinks there are some bad things going on in the life of Metrobrah that he isn't telling anybody.
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08-05-2024, 04:56 PM
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Just use nicotine lozenges or gum instead brah.
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08-05-2024, 04:58 PM
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I dunno, he's been posting some pretty downer threads lately. Worried about baldness, worried about people judging him for things.

Methinks there are some bad things going on in the life of Metrobrah that he isn't telling anybody.
I remember seeing a bit from Norm Macdonald on how they get young kids but not adults lol. I'll try finding it
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08-05-2024, 05:00 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBmIoUO7_Gc

Bit was around 3:20 but man Norm was hilarious gonna watch the whole bit
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08-05-2024, 05:01 PM
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Sometimes I'll buy a 7/11 taquito and hold it like a cigar.
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08-05-2024, 05:04 PM
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I'm starting with 4 cigarettes a day, and looking to gradually build up to 20.
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08-05-2024, 05:05 PM
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Lol just get a vape and take puffs and don't inhale

Definitely don't starting smoking for real. Wish I never started…
He said he didn't want to look like a cuck
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I'm starting with 4 cigarettes a day, and looking to gradually build up to 20.
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08-05-2024, 05:11 PM
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Started smoking cigs recently too but only when I booze so like 2-3 days a week
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08-05-2024, 05:13 PM
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Sometimes I'll buy a 7/11 taquito and hold it like a cigar.
fuarkkk i didn't think about this. I could walk around with an unlit cigar looking like a boss
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08-05-2024, 05:14 PM
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I only smoke when I'm at work, and they need to be menthols Cigs
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