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08-09-2024, 08:42 AM
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PSA: Only degenerate females care about the size of your penis

Sure, if you have a 2 inch penis and aren't willing to eat her out there might be some relationship issues.

But no sane girl is going to care if you're a good guy and have a 5 inch penis as opposed to a good guy with an 8 incher. If she really likes you, she's going to get butterflies every time your 5 incher slides in and out of her.
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08-09-2024, 08:46 AM
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You wanna know how I know some sloot lol'd at you in bed recently? Srs, vry srs.
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08-09-2024, 08:47 AM
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One of the great ironies:

In androcentric societies like Ancient Greece and Rome, men generally had small or average penises because pleasing women wasn't really a priority for them. And, small penises were considered cultured and aesthetic while large penises were considered groteseque.

This is why monsters like the satyrs were depicted with huge cawks.


In gynocentric societies, large penises are desired because pleasing women is a priority. And the men would bicker over the size of their cawks because they're actually bickering over who can please more women.



Now having said all that, it's still important to be packing a large cawk.
Everything I post is satire.
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08-09-2024, 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted By N0stradamus
One of the great ironies:

In androcentric societies like Ancient Greece and Rome, men generally had small or average penises because pleasing women wasn't really a priority for them. And, small penises were considered cultured and aesthetic while large penises were considered groteseque.

This is why monsters like the satyrs were depicted with huge cawks.


In gynocentric societies, large penises are desired because pleasing women is a priority. And the men would bicker over the size of their cawks because they're actually bickering over who can please more women.



Now having said all that, it's still important to be packing a large cawk.
In Greece small was better, the Romans decided that big was better

Stick to talking about India Pajeet
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08-09-2024, 08:53 AM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules
In Greece small was better, the Romans decided that big was better

Stick to talking about India Pajeet

Are you not aware that the Romans admired everything about Greece? Including their favoritism towards small cawks.
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08-09-2024, 08:54 AM
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08-09-2024, 08:55 AM
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This was considered grotesque to the ancient Greeks and Romans…… but h0es today would be salivating….



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08-09-2024, 09:05 AM
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Originally Posted By tripod29
You wanna know how I know some sloot lol'd at you in bed recently? Srs, vry srs.
I've never been lol'd by a sloot in my life in bed. Only the mentally ill degen girls even said anything about penis size.
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08-09-2024, 09:06 AM
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Lmao @.this larping fat fuk Indian cope


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I've never been lol'd by a sloot in my life in bed. Only the mentally ill degen girls even said anything about penis size.

This I actually believe. No woman has ever laughed at
You in bed.
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08-09-2024, 09:07 AM
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as the owner of a sizable penis: women love to romanticize the big cawk , and talk about how much they'd love one - until you're inside them, then they're just crying with pain and whine after that their pussies hurt.
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08-09-2024, 09:16 AM
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Originally Posted By N0stradamus
This was considered grotesque to the ancient Greeks and Romans…… but h0es today would be salivating….



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08-09-2024, 09:18 AM
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Tell you you have a 5 incher without saying you have a 5 incher bruh
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08-09-2024, 09:19 AM
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OP has gone and OD'd on Copium.
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08-09-2024, 09:21 AM
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OP has gone and OD'd on Copium.
A lot of young men fall to it.. it's sad really.
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08-09-2024, 09:35 AM
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Tell you you have a 5 incher without saying you have a 5 incher bruh
I'm about 6.5, but average girth.
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08-09-2024, 09:36 AM
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Originally Posted By mulletwarrior
OP has gone and OD'd on Copium.
You probably only associate with Degen girls…..
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08-09-2024, 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted By N0stradamus
This was considered grotesque to the ancient Greeks and Romans…… but h0es today would be salivating….



most likely because statue is hard, though.. good try, sneaky.


More importantly, can we take a moment of silence for OP's small cawk? Brutal.
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08-09-2024, 09:48 AM
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The Greeks felt that a large cawk was not only grotesque, but also drew attention away from the aesthetics of the male body.

This was their opinion in regards to art, not quite sure how it was in reality. But since Greece was androcentric, I'm assuming it would have been the same ie pleasing women isn't really a concern.



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08-09-2024, 09:50 AM
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This is definitely a mega cope thread, but it's similar to height. If you are packing 6 inch+ you're going to be fine, it's the sub 6 inchers that are going to have issues. Similar to 5'7 being the cutoff for men before it gets weird.
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08-09-2024, 09:51 AM
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stick to doom and gloom real estate and stock market threads
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08-09-2024, 09:54 AM
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There's some positions that benefit from a longer schlong, especially if she has a HTC arse or an implant arse and it's difficult to reach the bags of sand in some positions.

That said, the more brutal the schlong, the more painful certain positions are for her, and also the longer recovery period she needs. 5-7 inches is solid for boyfriends who want frequent sex, and to get the job done (making her coom). If you have a Proudmanlet schlong, it'll cause longer recovery on her end, but each sexual encounter would be explosive.

If you have a sub 4 inch schlong when fully erect, you might not make her coom from your dink alone, so you have to be willing to finger/lick or use toys.
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08-09-2024, 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens
Sure, if you have a 2 inch penis and aren't willing to eat her out there might be some relationship issues.

But no sane girl is going to care if you're a good guy and have a 5 inch penis as opposed to a good guy with an 8 incher. If she really likes you, she's going to get butterflies every time your 5 incher slides in and out of her.
Tell us you have a small penis without telling us you have a small penis.
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08-09-2024, 10:03 AM
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There's some positions that benefit from a longer schlong, especially if she has a HTC arse or an implant arse and it's difficult to reach the bags of sand in some positions.

That said, the more brutal the schlong, the more painful certain positions are for her, and also the longer recovery period she needs. 5-7 inches is solid for boyfriends who want frequent sex, and to get the job done (making her coom). If you have a Proudmanlet schlong, it'll cause longer recovery on her end, but each sexual encounter would be explosive.

If you have a sub 4 inch schlong when fully erect, you might not make her coom from your dink alone, so you have to be willing to finger/lick or use toys.
I have an average dong, and once fuked a Dominican stripper with the largest most cartoonish fake ass I've ever seen. It still worked just fine.
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08-09-2024, 10:27 AM
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If you have a Proudmanlet schlong, it'll cause longer recovery on her end, but each sexual encounter would be explosive.
can confirm
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08-09-2024, 10:30 AM
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who is worse- op or babaygawikckck?
heart also wants what the dick wants
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08-09-2024, 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted By LeftistGent
This is definitely a mega cope thread, but it's similar to height. If you are packing 6 inch+ you're going to be fine, it's the sub 6 inchers that are going to have issues. Similar to 5'7 being the cutoff for men before it gets weird.
5'7? Lol, I would say it starts to get weird below 5'9. But honestly, with the standards women have nowadays, being 5'11 is starting to feel like manlet status
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08-09-2024, 10:34 AM
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There are a lot men with small/average dicks who are very determined to undermine the importance of dick size.

Posts like the OP or people memeing "muh dick" reeks of small dick energy.
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08-09-2024, 10:41 AM
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well, opie if a woman ever thinks your dink is small then tell her she has no reason to complain when you piitb.
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08-09-2024, 10:44 AM
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It does not work just fine lmao. Have you never had sex?
Just once with this Dominican stripper. Never again.
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08-09-2024, 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted By Mischiavelli
There are a lot men with small/average dicks who are very determined to undermine the importance of dick size.

Posts like the OP or people memeing "muh dick" reeks of small dick energy.
I have giant dick energy. But I see a lot of posts on Misc worrying about their dick size from guys inexperienced with females, and as an average dick bro these girls are slobbing all over it very passionately.
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