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08-10-2024, 04:45 PM
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Why Anal Sex is Key to Strong Relationship

Men want respect.

Women want love.

Enter anal sex.

When you bend your bitch over and stick your schlong in her poop hole, she may not like it. She may feel dirty and nasty.

But the magic doesn’t happen during anal sex
The magic happens after you dump a load of semen in her $hithole and your penor is covered in feces.

Lemme splain.

After a schlong rips her sphincter and she bleeds, she will feel at her lowest. When women feel at their lowest, they look up to men and give them respect. He gets respect.

After a man cums deep in his bitch’s butthole, his dick might smell like $hit but he will have the greatest pleasure and he will love his whore even more. She gets love.

Hope this makes sense.

So guys. Go ahead and bend your bitch over and spread her a$& cheeks and give it hard and fast.

You’re welcome.
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08-10-2024, 04:46 PM
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lol
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08-10-2024, 04:48 PM
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Gay like Getter_done
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08-10-2024, 04:53 PM
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agree,
rough anal sex
is the whey
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08-10-2024, 04:54 PM
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I have a huge penor and I can’t find a sloot who will let me do it wut do? Srs btw not trolling
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08-10-2024, 04:55 PM
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I met this girl one time and she told me she wanted me to fuk her in the ass until she was in pain and the record the cum dripping out of her azzhole. I was so bummed cause I though she wasn't a whore. Oh man.
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08-10-2024, 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted By GaryRidgway
I met this girl one time and she told me she wanted me to fuk her in the ass until she was in pain and the record the cum dripping out of her azzhole. I was so bummed cause I though she wasn't a whore. Oh man.
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08-10-2024, 05:18 PM
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For some reason i thought this was going to be a modern day Ron thread.
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The optimist expects it to change direction
The realist adjusts the sails
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08-10-2024, 05:19 PM
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I met this girl one time and she told me she wanted me to fuk her in the ass until she was in pain and the record the cum dripping out of her azzhole. I was so bummed cause I though she wasn't a whore. Oh man.
Dodged one there
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08-10-2024, 05:21 PM
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I agree but anal sex is to strengthen males bonds as evidenced by history lol
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08-10-2024, 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted By GaryRidgway
I met this girl one time and she told me she wanted me to fuk her in the ass until she was in pain and the record the cum dripping out of her azzhole. I was so bummed cause I though she wasn't a whore. Oh man.
Why didn't you do it?
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08-10-2024, 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted By GaryRidgway
I met this girl one time and she told me she wanted me to fuk her in the ass until she was in pain and the record the cum dripping out of her azzhole. I was so bummed cause I though she wasn't a whore. Oh man.
this is the part of the story that you say "So I did it anyways"
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08-10-2024, 05:42 PM
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Why didn't you do it?
I did minus the recording it part.
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08-10-2024, 05:45 PM
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Does this work with twinks too?
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08-10-2024, 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted By GaryRidgway
I did minus the recording it part.
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08-10-2024, 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted By GaryRidgway
I did minus the recording it part.
That’s someone’s wife/hunny bunny. Probably.
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08-10-2024, 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted By NKWulf
I'd prefer they at least pretend to be innocent. Not beg for dik in their ass.

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That’s someone’s wife/hunny bunny. Probably.
I thought about that. She's gonna marry some guy and she had my dik in her mouth within 2 hours of meeting her.
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08-10-2024, 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted By GaryRidgway
I thought about that. She's gonna marry some guy and she had my dik in her mouth within 2 hours of meeting her.
Well good thing he knows that the past doesn’t matter and isn’t his business
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08-10-2024, 06:02 PM
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Well good thing he knows that the past doesn’t matter and isn’t his business
Such is life
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08-12-2024, 07:15 AM
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Nah bro.

When in doubt, you must zoom out.

A butthole next to a penor is nasty.

A butthole next to a wet vagina is tasty and must be pounded.

This "a butthole is a butthole" is nonsense. Nothing ghey about pounding a butthole of a beautiful biological woman.
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08-12-2024, 07:17 AM
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I agree but anal sex is to strengthen males bonds as evidenced by history lol
Those were the greeks, bro.

We are Americans trying to save a dying republic. We must point buttholes of females.
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08-12-2024, 07:17 AM
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Originally Posted By GaryRidgway
I did minus the recording it part.
Good man! You are a hero in my book.
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