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08-10-2024, 06:02 PM
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NYC cafe bans pooping in their single toilet

https://nypost.com/2024/08/10/us-new...ainst-pooping/

A Williamsburg cafe has bombarded its broom-closet-sized bathroom’s walls and door with a dozen signs to warn backed-up customers.

“No Poop! No! To Everything! Except for tinkle and small amounts of toilet paper. The pipes can’t handle it,” reads one gargantuan sign hanging over the john at Social House Cafe.

Social House co-owner William Somerville bizarrely poo-pooed the idea that customers couldn’t let nature call in his cafe’s commode — despite slapping up at least 12 signs saying just that.

Instead, he claimed the messaging is an effort to deter people from flushing tampons and other machine-made products down their ancient pipes, Somerville said, adding toilet repairs cost the business more than $10,000 last year alone.

“Since we put the signs up, it’s helped with people not putting things in the toilet that weren’t supposed to be in it,” he said.



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08-10-2024, 06:03 PM
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thats like parts of asia

they have bucket on the side of the toilet to throw away the poop toilet paper

not sure why the poop wouldnt go down
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08-10-2024, 06:14 PM
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It's ****ed up, how people will throw paper towels in the toilet, or the men's urinal.
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08-10-2024, 06:19 PM
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Poop can't break steel pipes. That fgt doesn't know how to use a plunger?
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08-10-2024, 06:29 PM
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Defecating in public restrooms should be outlawed entirely. Either crap before you leave the house, or hold it in until you get home.
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08-10-2024, 06:30 PM
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NYC is a chit hole.
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08-10-2024, 06:39 PM
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*Never poop in public restrooms crew*
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08-10-2024, 06:57 PM
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Drop a big ass chit and put 2 googly eyes and a Kamala sticker on it.
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08-10-2024, 06:59 PM
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*Never poop in public restrooms crew*
I'm with you on this, partner. I personally haven't pooped in a public toilet since high school. People have such horrendous bowel control. They really do. Folks eat like ****, then find themselves frequently on the verge of soiling their pants while out in public with their families. Its disgusting. It really is. Absolutely shameful.
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08-10-2024, 07:07 PM
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I'm with you on this, partner. I personally haven't pooped in a public toilet since high school. People have such horrendous bowel control. They really do. Folks eat like ****, then find themselves frequently on the verge of soiling their pants while out in public with their families. Its disgusting. It really is. Absolutely shameful.
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08-10-2024, 07:16 PM
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inb4 thunderpants
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08-10-2024, 07:22 PM
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So you haven't done a road trip since high school? I call bullsheeeit.
I've defecated in hotel/motel bathrooms, partner. I don't consider those to be public facilities though.
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08-10-2024, 08:02 PM
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Right people go there with a turtle head poking out and see the sign and just chit their pants? The sign needs to be out front so customers have prewarning.

And where does the owner do it?
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08-10-2024, 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted By MugenNSX⏩
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I try to avoid if possible, too. Would rather hold it in. It's just annoying and time consuming to make a toilet mummy on the seat, and the worst part afterwards is when you hop up off the toilet and the paper sticks to your sweaty ass cheeks.


No thanks, Jeff.
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08-10-2024, 08:08 PM
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The place must have wanted posters for thunderpants
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08-10-2024, 08:11 PM
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08-10-2024, 08:13 PM
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I try to avoid if possible, too. Would rather hold it in. It's just annoying and time consuming to make a toilet mummy on the seat, and the worst part afterwards is when you hop up off the toilet and the paper sticks to your sweaty ass cheeks.


No thanks, Jeff.
Do what you usually do…..

Just smear that chit all over the walls

No need for your toilet mummy (cringe humor again)
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08-10-2024, 08:23 PM
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I try to avoid if possible, too. Would rather hold it in. It's just annoying and time consuming to make a toilet mummy on the seat, and the worst part afterwards is when you hop up off the toilet and the paper sticks to your sweaty ass cheeks.


No thanks, Jeff.
You're supposed to squat, my guy. Even at home. You lay some toilet paper in the bowl in order to prevent splashback, then you squat and dook. None of your body parts should be touching the toilet.
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08-10-2024, 08:46 PM
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Just shut the damn place down and move somewhere else wtf
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08-10-2024, 08:57 PM
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New York's entire plumbing system needs to be redone. Probably still have pipes in there from 1954.
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08-10-2024, 10:31 PM
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just poop on the floor
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Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩
I try to avoid if possible, too. Would rather hold it in. It's just annoying and time consuming to make a toilet mummy on the seat, and the worst part afterwards is when you hop up off the toilet and the paper sticks to your sweaty ass cheeks.


No thanks, Jeff.


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08-10-2024, 10:45 PM
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Defecating in public restrooms should be outlawed entirely. Either crap before you leave the house, or hold it in until you get home.
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