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08-14-2024, 12:31 AM
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What’s the fastest you came during sex?

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08-14-2024, 12:32 AM
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i nearly cum too
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08-14-2024, 12:36 AM
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08-14-2024, 12:39 AM
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Lol too fast.

Maybe 4-5 pumps. SRS so about 30 seconds
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08-14-2024, 12:42 AM
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before i insert
the USB,the data transfered

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08-14-2024, 12:48 AM
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Came one time putting on the condom lol (srs). It was pretty embarrassing but he said, "it happens sometimes" and we just laughed it off.
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08-14-2024, 12:50 AM
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Came one time putting on the condom lol (srs). It was pretty embarrassing but he said, "it happens sometimes" and we just laughed it off.
Lmao!
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08-14-2024, 12:50 AM
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3 pumps
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08-14-2024, 12:52 AM
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I have the opposite problem m8. Didn't even finish first time I had sex ded srs. No homo
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08-14-2024, 12:57 AM
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I could always get it back up again and last 30+ minutes but once I pulled a sloot and gave her 5 pumps and came inside her and the look of disappointment on her face lol she was like "really?" and I tried gettin it up again but i was DONE. she was 19 and hot AF

Didn't hear from her again lmao fuk it… when I'm done she's done.
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08-14-2024, 01:00 AM
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I could always get it back up again and last 30+ minutes but once I pulled a sloot and gave her 5 pumps and came inside her and the look of disappointment on her face lol she was like "really?" and I tried gettin it up again but i was DONE. she was 19 and hot AF

Didn't hear from her again lmao fuk it… when I'm done she's done.

You still going full tism on disc brah?
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08-14-2024, 01:05 AM
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You still going full tism on disc brah?
Nah I haven't been on tonight.

I can connect with people IRL and I'm not in the slightest bit socially awkward I can get up in a pub and do karaoke etc so autism ain't my problem, coming across as a maniac is.
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08-14-2024, 01:05 AM
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I could always get it back up again and last 30+ minutes but once I pulled a sloot and gave her 5 pumps and came inside her and the look of disappointment on her face lol she was like "really?" and I tried gettin it up again but i was DONE. she was 19 and hot AF

Didn't hear from her again lmao fuk it… when I'm done she's done.
I think women who get angry that you bust quick are inconsiderate and irrational - it just means that her vaj felt so good you couldn't help it - it should be taken as a complement. Can you imageine how hard hearted a women has to be to 'get rid of you' because you busted too quick?
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08-14-2024, 01:09 AM
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I think women who get angry that you bust quick are inconsiderate and irrational - it just means that her vaj felt so good you couldn't help it - it should be taken as a complement. Can you imageine how hard hearted a women has to be to 'get rid of you' because you busted too quick?
It's not exactly uncommon. Girls care more about how long can u last than anything else (srs) it's alright if u can go again but if ur DONE of course they'll be disappointed.
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08-14-2024, 02:04 AM
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I've always been able to last for ages and since getting older sometimes have no choice but to go for ages. Suits some chicks but not others. My wife is always annoyed at how long it takes. But then when I bent over a coworker in the basement shower at work I came within 60 seconds and she never shuts up about it.
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08-14-2024, 02:49 AM
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I have the opposite problem m8. Didn't even finish first time I had sex ded srs. No homo
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08-14-2024, 02:59 AM
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I have the opposite problem, I last forever.
Has always been this way, even before high availability of pr0n, so it's not like I desensitized myself.


If I'm banging doggy or standing up, it becomes harder to cum and the orgasm isn't as enjoyable.
















When I'm lying down is the best way to get me off, OP.



It'll help me to relax all my muscles and you'll get the full nut.
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08-14-2024, 03:18 AM
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08-14-2024, 03:26 AM
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I honestly rarely cum from sex. Which was a good thing in terms of not getting chicks pregnant when I was 25, but nowadays it kinda sucks.
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08-14-2024, 03:27 AM
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08-14-2024, 03:41 AM
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Lol too fast.

Maybe 4-5 pumps. SRS so about 30 seconds
that's 6-7.5 seconds a pump wtf m8 is your cawk the size of proudmanlets?
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byzantine75 is a cheeky little bugger. srs.
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08-14-2024, 03:51 AM
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that's 6-7.5 seconds a pump wtf m8 is your cawk the size of proudmanlets?
Very quick maths
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08-14-2024, 04:48 AM
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We were watching the 100m finals and only missed half the race
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08-14-2024, 08:10 AM
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I've always been able to last for ages and since getting older sometimes have no choice but to go for ages. Suits some chicks but not others. My wife is always annoyed at how long it takes. But then when I bent over a coworker in the basement shower at work I came within 60 seconds and she never shuts up about it.
how does your wife feel about you cheating on her with a coworker and finsihing faster?
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08-14-2024, 08:18 AM
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there is a reddit page for guys who want to coom as fast as possible - like before they are even inside her is the goal - I don't get it
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08-14-2024, 08:19 AM
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The first time ever in high school.
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08-14-2024, 08:23 AM
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Few seconds in her mouth srs
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08-14-2024, 08:26 AM
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As soon as I put it in
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08-14-2024, 09:26 AM
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that's 6-7.5 seconds a pump wtf m8 is your cawk the size of proudmanlets?
It's pretty massive but It's more my stroke speed, veryr slow and controlled at the start and then fast and furious at the end and alternate between fast and slow. I don't always cum that quick or when I did I could get it up again and go longer when my balls were empty.

Strong math tho.
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08-14-2024, 09:29 AM
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Didn't we have this thread like 2 weeks ago?
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