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post 1705083701 08-15-2024, 07:04 PM
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What is a legit pain comparison to birth?

You know you cant get the truth because you know... woman exaggerate

But people have 2-3-4-5 babies
If you told someone I would get you blank but you need to break your arm on Friday you would not do it


So what is child birth
A broken arm?
a rough poop?
cramps?
A torn mcl?
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post 1705083751 08-15-2024, 07:06 PM
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she said I was :/
post 1705083791 08-15-2024, 07:06 PM
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Well johnny shoved a 2 liter bottle of coke up his ass and tore his bussy open and passed out from the pain and almost died. From what I heard he needed a reconstruction and they had to fly in a vaginal rejuvenation specialist.
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post 1705083881 08-15-2024, 07:09 PM
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Kidney stones.
post 1705084241 08-15-2024, 07:18 PM
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post 1705084321 08-15-2024, 07:19 PM
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post 1705084381 08-15-2024, 07:20 PM
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post 1705084451 08-15-2024, 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted By texanchris⏩
Kidney stones.
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post 1705084941 08-15-2024, 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted By texanchris⏩
Kidney stones.
This. If you’ve had one you will know. Probably worse than child birth. I threw up 4 times, blacked out.
post 1705086201 08-15-2024, 08:06 PM
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post 1705086851 08-15-2024, 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted By texanchris⏩
Kidney stones.
have been told this by a close friend. might be true


have tore my knee a few times in my days playing basketball, worst pain that comes to mind in my personal experiences. not sure how that compares to child birth however
post 1705090281 08-15-2024, 09:53 PM
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A mild man cold.
post 1705090341 08-15-2024, 09:54 PM
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post 1705090391 08-15-2024, 09:57 PM
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When you hit your elbow going through a doorway.
post 1705090441 08-15-2024, 09:58 PM
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Gout is described by women as even worse. Watch your uric acid, bros.
post 1705090471 08-15-2024, 09:59 PM
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Fell off a bike once and scraped my knee pretty hard.
post 1705090521 08-15-2024, 10:02 PM
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I would imagine pain of all the internal bleeding and then external bleeding and stretching.

Chit tons of hormones being released too, like imagine doing the 1 thing you are on Earth to do.

Guys bust in like 15 seconds and then we can go **** off and die. Girls have to do that chit for 9 months

Brahs reals talks we'll never know what it feels like mentally/physically
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post 1705090581 08-15-2024, 10:04 PM
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Originally Posted By SikhAndDestroy⏩
I would imagine pain of all the internal bleeding and then external bleeding and stretching.

Chit tons of hormones being released too, like imagine doing the 1 thing you are on Earth to do.

Guys bust in like 15 seconds and then we can go **** off and die. Girls have to do that chit for 9 months

Brahs reals talks we'll never know what it feels like mentally/physically
I'd imagine getting divorced and having to pay child support/alimony for over 10 years is a fairly comparable experience.
post 1705090711 08-15-2024, 10:10 PM
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the pain of giving birth is only momentary

the pain of being a manlet is lifelong
post 1705130061 08-16-2024, 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted By SikhAndDestroy⏩
I would imagine pain of all the internal bleeding and then external bleeding and stretching.

Chit tons of hormones being released too, like imagine doing the 1 thing you are on Earth to do.

Guys bust in like 15 seconds and then we can go **** off and die. Girls have to do that chit for 9 months

Brahs reals talks we'll never know what it feels like mentally/physically
simp logic
but w/e works for you bro
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post 1705140961 08-17-2024, 02:09 AM
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post 1705141991 08-17-2024, 03:21 AM
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I saw my wife's stomach look like it was a living alien moving up and down during the worst contractions. I'll take the fkn kidney stones any day.
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post 1705142021 08-17-2024, 03:23 AM
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Originally Posted By tendies⏩
the pain of giving birth is only momentary

the pain of being a manlet is lifelong
True. I see manlets at the gym walking around with their arms out and lats flared, and laugh to myself and consider asking them if they're working height tonight.
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post 1705142111 08-17-2024, 03:33 AM
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If it is so incredibly painful why do they do it again and again?
As OP said, I do not want to get my balls crushed 3x in my life.
post 1705143711 08-17-2024, 05:46 AM
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A finger tap to the nuts
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Prostate pain right now....have 24/7 pain in my penis and pelvis. It's torture.
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Broken ribs
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Originally Posted By SikhAndDestroy⏩
I would imagine pain of all the internal bleeding and then external bleeding and stretching.

Chit tons of hormones being released too, like imagine doing the 1 thing you are on Earth to do.

Guys bust in like 15 seconds and then we can go **** off and die. Girls have to do that chit for 9 months

Brahs reals talks we'll never know what it feels like mentally/physically
lol women are mentally and physically weak as fuk. A woman stubs her toe and she cries like a baby but brb a man would never be able to handle the pain of child birth.
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Being constipated is the same thing

Thunderpants can tell us about pushing out a giant butt baby
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Originally Posted By demfeelsbro⏩
Broken ribs
So how painful was this from 1/10

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