08-15-2024, 06:04 PM
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What is a legit pain comparison to birth?
You know you cant get the truth because you know… woman exaggerate
But people have 2-3-4-5 babies
If you told someone I would get you blank but you need to break your arm on Friday you would not do it
So what is child birth
A broken arm?
a rough poop?
cramps?
A torn mcl?
But people have 2-3-4-5 babies
If you told someone I would get you blank but you need to break your arm on Friday you would not do it
So what is child birth
A broken arm?
a rough poop?
cramps?
A torn mcl?
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08-15-2024, 06:06 PM
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she said I was :/
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08-15-2024, 06:06 PM
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Well johnny shoved a 2 liter bottle of coke up his ass and tore his bussy open and passed out from the pain and almost died. From what I heard he needed a reconstruction and they had to fly in a vaginal rejuvenation specialist.
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08-15-2024, 06:09 PM
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Kidney stones.
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08-15-2024, 06:18 PM
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Getting negged
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08-15-2024, 06:20 PM
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08-15-2024, 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted By texanchris⏩
Kidney stones.
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08-15-2024, 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted By texanchris⏩
Kidney stones.
This. If you’ve had one you will know. Probably worse than child birth. I threw up 4 times, blacked out.
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08-15-2024, 07:06 PM
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papercut at best, hangnail at worst
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08-15-2024, 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted By texanchris⏩
have been told this by a close friend. might be true
Kidney stones.
have tore my knee a few times in my days playing basketball, worst pain that comes to mind in my personal experiences. not sure how that compares to child birth however
08-15-2024, 08:53 PM
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A mild man cold.
08-15-2024, 08:54 PM
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08-15-2024, 08:57 PM
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When you hit your elbow going through a doorway.
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08-15-2024, 08:58 PM
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Gout is described by women as even worse. Watch your uric acid, bros.
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08-15-2024, 08:59 PM
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Fell off a bike once and scraped my knee pretty hard.
08-15-2024, 09:02 PM
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I would imagine pain of all the internal bleeding and then external bleeding and stretching.
Chit tons of hormones being released too, like imagine doing the 1 thing you are on Earth to do.
Guys bust in like 15 seconds and then we can go **** off and die. Girls have to do that chit for 9 months
Brahs reals talks we'll never know what it feels like mentally/physically
Chit tons of hormones being released too, like imagine doing the 1 thing you are on Earth to do.
Guys bust in like 15 seconds and then we can go **** off and die. Girls have to do that chit for 9 months
Brahs reals talks we'll never know what it feels like mentally/physically
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08-15-2024, 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted By SikhAndDestroy⏩
I'd imagine getting divorced and having to pay child support/alimony for over 10 years is a fairly comparable experience.
I would imagine pain of all the internal bleeding and then external bleeding and stretching.
Chit tons of hormones being released too, like imagine doing the 1 thing you are on Earth to do.
Guys bust in like 15 seconds and then we can go **** off and die. Girls have to do that chit for 9 months
Brahs reals talks we'll never know what it feels like mentally/physically
Chit tons of hormones being released too, like imagine doing the 1 thing you are on Earth to do.
Guys bust in like 15 seconds and then we can go **** off and die. Girls have to do that chit for 9 months
Brahs reals talks we'll never know what it feels like mentally/physically
08-15-2024, 09:10 PM
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the pain of giving birth is only momentary
the pain of being a manlet is lifelong
the pain of being a manlet is lifelong
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08-16-2024, 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted By SikhAndDestroy⏩
simp logic
I would imagine pain of all the internal bleeding and then external bleeding and stretching.
Chit tons of hormones being released too, like imagine doing the 1 thing you are on Earth to do.
Guys bust in like 15 seconds and then we can go **** off and die. Girls have to do that chit for 9 months
Brahs reals talks we'll never know what it feels like mentally/physically
Chit tons of hormones being released too, like imagine doing the 1 thing you are on Earth to do.
Guys bust in like 15 seconds and then we can go **** off and die. Girls have to do that chit for 9 months
Brahs reals talks we'll never know what it feels like mentally/physically
but w/e works for you bro
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08-17-2024, 01:09 AM
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Being Indian
08-17-2024, 02:21 AM
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I saw my wife's stomach look like it was a living alien moving up and down during the worst contractions. I'll take the fkn kidney stones any day.
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08-17-2024, 02:23 AM
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Originally Posted By tendies⏩
the pain of giving birth is only momentary
the pain of being a manlet is lifelong
the pain of being a manlet is lifelong
True. I see manlets at the gym walking around with their arms out and lats flared, and laugh to myself and consider asking them if they're working height tonight.
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08-17-2024, 02:33 AM
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If it is so incredibly painful why do they do it again and again?
As OP said, I do not want to get my balls crushed 3x in my life.
As OP said, I do not want to get my balls crushed 3x in my life.
08-17-2024, 04:46 AM
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A finger tap to the nuts
08-17-2024, 04:49 AM
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Prostate pain right now….have 24/7 pain in my penis and pelvis. It's torture.
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08-17-2024, 05:35 AM
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Broken ribs
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08-17-2024, 05:37 AM
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Originally Posted By SikhAndDestroy⏩
lol women are mentally and physically weak as fuk. A woman stubs her toe and she cries like a baby but brb a man would never be able to handle the pain of child birth.
I would imagine pain of all the internal bleeding and then external bleeding and stretching.
Chit tons of hormones being released too, like imagine doing the 1 thing you are on Earth to do.
Guys bust in like 15 seconds and then we can go **** off and die. Girls have to do that chit for 9 months
Brahs reals talks we'll never know what it feels like mentally/physically
Chit tons of hormones being released too, like imagine doing the 1 thing you are on Earth to do.
Guys bust in like 15 seconds and then we can go **** off and die. Girls have to do that chit for 9 months
Brahs reals talks we'll never know what it feels like mentally/physically
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08-17-2024, 05:43 AM
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Being constipated is the same thing
Thunderpants can tell us about pushing out a giant butt baby
Thunderpants can tell us about pushing out a giant butt baby
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08-17-2024, 05:49 AM
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