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post 1705157491 08-17-2024, 01:17 PM
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Would you date this tattooed demonic pig for the wild sex and stories?

Would you?


Lets say you have to do at least the following:



Introduce her to your parents and siblings at least once.

Go on 1 date a week with her for a few months.

Meet her two favorite guy friends at least once.




But she lets you fukk her any time, and gives great head. And shes an OF model so she will pay for the dates.




Would you?
























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post 1705157871 08-17-2024, 01:29 PM
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If you wouldn't, you're gay. No cap. Fr.

Too much plastic for me, but she's still very attractive.
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post 1705157981 08-17-2024, 01:33 PM
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I have great difficulty hanging out with crazy people. I somehow attract them because they somehow think I am one of them so am used to their foolishness.

When i see a woman I have to deduct quite a few points for crazy because it is never anything that came from anywhere remotely good. that will poison any relationship from the get go.

For some odd reason, women seem to think that being crazy is some sort of endearing trait when in reality it is something that almost every man strives to avoid.
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post 1705158021 08-17-2024, 01:34 PM
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would smash once roughly and then never speak to again
post 1705158121 08-17-2024, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted By 8pieces⏩
would smash once roughly and then never speak to again
Read the OP. Not an option.

You're making a deal with this demon here. Can't break the rules.
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post 1705158131 08-17-2024, 01:40 PM
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Nope , with tats she’s obviously a bad decision maker . Doesn’t help that she looks like a walking std either
Back with my Fam
post 1705158301 08-17-2024, 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted By crupiea⏩
I have great difficulty hanging out with crazy people. I somehow attract them because they somehow think I am one of them so am used to their foolishness.

When i see a woman I have to deduct quite a few points for crazy because it is never anything that came from anywhere remotely good. that will poison any relationship from the get go.

For some odd reason, women seem to think that being crazy is some sort of endearing trait when in reality it is something that almost every man strives to avoid.
Lol I have a similar experience with this kind of chit
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post 1705158541 08-17-2024, 01:51 PM
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I’d smash her with a crucifix.
post 1705158581 08-17-2024, 01:54 PM
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I couldn't introduce that sloot to my family
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post 1705158641 08-17-2024, 01:57 PM
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I won't even touch a tatted woman.

Literally broke up with ex because she wanted to get a full sleeve + part if chest and back. She had 0 tattoos before that at 26.

Set your standards higher men, the reason this **** proliferates is because these women still get attention.
post 1705158691 08-17-2024, 01:58 PM
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Looks like a real fun way to get chlamydia.

Sure, I'm in.
Originally Posted By crupiea⏩
For some odd reason, women seem to think that being crazy is some sort of endearing trait when in reality it is something that almost every man strives to avoid.
Pretty much the "manic pixie dream girl" trope, which essentially romanticizes the "honeymoon" phase behavior of women with Borderline Personality Disorder.

Of course, people call that trope "Sexist" now. Ya know, because women aren't allowed to be held accountable...besides when they are "trans-exclusionary" or if there is a race angle. (IE white women oppress black women, wahhhh wahhh, etc.)
post 1705158741 08-17-2024, 02:00 PM
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You dudes seriously have zero respect for yourselves
post 1705161531 08-17-2024, 03:28 PM
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I'd introduce to siblings, but i've never introduced any girl i've dated to my parents

how many months is a few months? 3?

Are her guy friends gay? straight? regular chill guys?

Does she have STDs?

is she overbearing? will she give me any problems?

Can she pay my rent for a few months?
post 1705161601 08-17-2024, 03:31 PM
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I'd date her regardless

but she doesn't look like a freak in bed
post 1705162431 08-17-2024, 04:00 PM
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she is a lost cause,
alot of tatto
alot of satanism
alot of cum swallowed by her ass.
post 1705162591 08-17-2024, 04:04 PM
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Can you imagine knocking her up? The kid will probably turn out to be the antichrist
post 1705162731 08-17-2024, 04:08 PM
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Nope. I'm not introducing that demon to my parents.

Fwb at the most
Not in the AM
post 1705163021 08-17-2024, 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted By MustardTiger17⏩
Nope. I'm not introducing that demon to my parents.

Fwb at the most
Not an option.

This is a package deal with the demon.

Read OP.

Dont follow the rules? Family and friends executed by baphomet.
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post 1705163341 08-17-2024, 04:37 PM
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My parents are dead. So wut do?
post 1705163731 08-17-2024, 04:45 PM
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title, pictures, basically everything else aside but..

having nude pictures on OF probably attracts all sorts of crazy people so dealing with that would probably be an issue
post 1705163811 08-17-2024, 04:47 PM
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Could never get a date with her so irrelevant
post 1705164061 08-17-2024, 04:54 PM
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I'm not a bug chaser so no
post 1705165031 08-17-2024, 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
If you wouldn't, you're gay. No cap. Fr.

Too much plastic for me, but she's still very attractive.
At a minimum you’re getting some form of hepatitis, plus aids

However we have universal healthcare and pharmaceutical benefits so it’s still a yes from me
Originally Posted By Skirrel⏩
I'd introduce to siblings, but i've never introduced any girl i've dated to my parents

how many months is a few months? 3?

Are her guy friends gay? straight? regular chill guys?

Does she have STDs?

is she overbearing? will she give me any problems?

Can she pay my rent for a few months?
Lmao
post 1705166301 08-17-2024, 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
At a minimum you’re getting some form of hepatitis, plus aids

However we have universal healthcare and pharmaceutical benefits so it’s still a yes from me



Lmao
lemme rephrase... does she have any permanent STDs like herpes/aids? Oddly enough, Some girls that have a high lay count, somehow, don't have those, while some girls with low laycount do.
post 1705166431 08-17-2024, 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted By crupiea⏩
I have great difficulty hanging out with crazy people. I somehow attract them because they somehow think I am one of them so am used to their foolishness.

When i see a woman I have to deduct quite a few points for crazy because it is never anything that came from anywhere remotely good. that will poison any relationship from the get go.

For some odd reason, women seem to think that being crazy is some sort of endearing trait when in reality it is something that almost every man strives to avoid.
Crupiea and Me are going to tag team that Bish with NO Rubber
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post 1705168331 08-17-2024, 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted By mr.left
Crupiea and Me are going to tag team that Bish with NO Rubber
Atta boys
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post 1705168551 08-17-2024, 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted By r0gueking⏩
Not an option.

This is a package deal with the demon.

Read OP.

Dont follow the rules? Family and friends executed by baphomet.
Ok. No then srs
Not in the AM
post 1705168641 08-17-2024, 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
At a minimum you’re getting some form of hepatitis, plus aids
guess I'll just have to marry her
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Originally Posted By Skirrel⏩
lemme rephrase... does she have any permanent STDs like herpes/aids? Oddly enough, Some girls that have a high lay count, somehow, don't have those, while some girls with low laycount do.
A person with AIDS has the same statistical life expectancy as someone without, assuming modern drugs

Miss me with that herp tho
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Fuk yes I would
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