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08-17-2024, 12:17 PM
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Would you date this tattooed demonic pig for the wild sex and stories?
Would you?
Lets say you have to do at least the following:
Introduce her to your parents and siblings at least once.
Go on 1 date a week with her for a few months.
Meet her two favorite guy friends at least once.
But she lets you fukk her any time, and gives great head. And shes an OF model so she will pay for the dates.
Would you?
Lets say you have to do at least the following:
Introduce her to your parents and siblings at least once.
Go on 1 date a week with her for a few months.
Meet her two favorite guy friends at least once.
But she lets you fukk her any time, and gives great head. And shes an OF model so she will pay for the dates.
Would you?
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08-17-2024, 12:29 PM
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If you wouldn't, you're gay. No cap. Fr.
Too much plastic for me, but she's still very attractive.
Too much plastic for me, but she's still very attractive.
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08-17-2024, 12:33 PM
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I have great difficulty hanging out with crazy people. I somehow attract them because they somehow think I am one of them so am used to their foolishness.
When i see a woman I have to deduct quite a few points for crazy because it is never anything that came from anywhere remotely good. that will poison any relationship from the get go.
For some odd reason, women seem to think that being crazy is some sort of endearing trait when in reality it is something that almost every man strives to avoid.
When i see a woman I have to deduct quite a few points for crazy because it is never anything that came from anywhere remotely good. that will poison any relationship from the get go.
For some odd reason, women seem to think that being crazy is some sort of endearing trait when in reality it is something that almost every man strives to avoid.
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08-17-2024, 12:34 PM
#4
would smash once roughly and then never speak to again
08-17-2024, 12:39 PM
#5
Originally Posted By 8pieces⏩
would smash once roughly and then never speak to again
Read the OP. Not an option.
You're making a deal with this demon here. Can't break the rules.
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08-17-2024, 12:40 PM
#6
Nope , with tats she’s obviously a bad decision maker . Doesn’t help that she looks like a walking std either
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08-17-2024, 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted By crupiea⏩
I have great difficulty hanging out with crazy people. I somehow attract them because they somehow think I am one of them so am used to their foolishness.
When i see a woman I have to deduct quite a few points for crazy because it is never anything that came from anywhere remotely good. that will poison any relationship from the get go.
For some odd reason, women seem to think that being crazy is some sort of endearing trait when in reality it is something that almost every man strives to avoid.
When i see a woman I have to deduct quite a few points for crazy because it is never anything that came from anywhere remotely good. that will poison any relationship from the get go.
For some odd reason, women seem to think that being crazy is some sort of endearing trait when in reality it is something that almost every man strives to avoid.
Lol I have a similar experience with this kind of chit
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08-17-2024, 12:51 PM
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I’d smash her with a crucifix.
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08-17-2024, 12:54 PM
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I couldn't introduce that sloot to my family
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08-17-2024, 12:57 PM
#10
I won't even touch a tatted woman.
Literally broke up with ex because she wanted to get a full sleeve + part if chest and back. She had 0 tattoos before that at 26.
Set your standards higher men, the reason this **** proliferates is because these women still get attention.
Literally broke up with ex because she wanted to get a full sleeve + part if chest and back. She had 0 tattoos before that at 26.
Set your standards higher men, the reason this **** proliferates is because these women still get attention.
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08-17-2024, 12:58 PM
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Looks like a real fun way to get chlamydia.
Sure, I'm in.
Of course, people call that trope "Sexist" now. Ya know, because women aren't allowed to be held accountable…besides when they are "trans-exclusionary" or if there is a race angle. (IE white women oppress black women, wahhhh wahhh, etc.)
Sure, I'm in.
Originally Posted By crupiea⏩
Pretty much the "manic pixie dream girl" trope, which essentially romanticizes the "honeymoon" phase behavior of women with Borderline Personality Disorder.
For some odd reason, women seem to think that being crazy is some sort of endearing trait when in reality it is something that almost every man strives to avoid.
Of course, people call that trope "Sexist" now. Ya know, because women aren't allowed to be held accountable…besides when they are "trans-exclusionary" or if there is a race angle. (IE white women oppress black women, wahhhh wahhh, etc.)
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08-17-2024, 01:00 PM
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You dudes seriously have zero respect for yourselves
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08-17-2024, 02:28 PM
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I'd introduce to siblings, but i've never introduced any girl i've dated to my parents
how many months is a few months? 3?
Are her guy friends gay? straight? regular chill guys?
Does she have STDs?
is she overbearing? will she give me any problems?
Can she pay my rent for a few months?
how many months is a few months? 3?
Are her guy friends gay? straight? regular chill guys?
Does she have STDs?
is she overbearing? will she give me any problems?
Can she pay my rent for a few months?
08-17-2024, 02:31 PM
#14
I'd date her regardless
but she doesn't look like a freak in bed
but she doesn't look like a freak in bed
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08-17-2024, 03:00 PM
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she is a lost cause,
alot of tatto
alot of satanism
alot of cum swallowed by her ass.
alot of tatto
alot of satanism
alot of cum swallowed by her ass.
08-17-2024, 03:04 PM
#16
Can you imagine knocking her up? The kid will probably turn out to be the antichrist
08-17-2024, 03:08 PM
#17
Nope. I'm not introducing that demon to my parents.
Fwb at the most
Fwb at the most
Not in the AM
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08-17-2024, 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted By MustardTiger17⏩
Not an option.
Nope. I'm not introducing that demon to my parents.
Fwb at the most
Fwb at the most
This is a package deal with the demon.
Read OP.
Dont follow the rules? Family and friends executed by baphomet.
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08-17-2024, 03:37 PM
#19
My parents are dead. So wut do?
08-17-2024, 03:45 PM
#20
title, pictures, basically everything else aside but..
having nude pictures on OF probably attracts all sorts of crazy people so dealing with that would probably be an issue
having nude pictures on OF probably attracts all sorts of crazy people so dealing with that would probably be an issue
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08-17-2024, 03:47 PM
#21
Could never get a date with her so irrelevant
08-17-2024, 03:54 PM
#22
I'm not a bug chaser so no
08-17-2024, 04:25 PM
#23
Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
At a minimum you’re getting some form of hepatitis, plus aids
If you wouldn't, you're gay. No cap. Fr.
Too much plastic for me, but she's still very attractive.
Too much plastic for me, but she's still very attractive.
However we have universal healthcare and pharmaceutical benefits so it’s still a yes from me
Originally Posted By Skirrel⏩
Lmao
I'd introduce to siblings, but i've never introduced any girl i've dated to my parents
how many months is a few months? 3?
Are her guy friends gay? straight? regular chill guys?
Does she have STDs?
is she overbearing? will she give me any problems?
Can she pay my rent for a few months?
how many months is a few months? 3?
Are her guy friends gay? straight? regular chill guys?
Does she have STDs?
is she overbearing? will she give me any problems?
Can she pay my rent for a few months?
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08-17-2024, 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
lemme rephrase… does she have any permanent STDs like herpes/aids? Oddly enough, Some girls that have a high lay count, somehow, don't have those, while some girls with low laycount do.
At a minimum you’re getting some form of hepatitis, plus aids
However we have universal healthcare and pharmaceutical benefits so it’s still a yes from me
Lmao
However we have universal healthcare and pharmaceutical benefits so it’s still a yes from me
Lmao
08-17-2024, 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted By crupiea⏩
Crupiea and Me are going to tag team that Bish with NO Rubber
I have great difficulty hanging out with crazy people. I somehow attract them because they somehow think I am one of them so am used to their foolishness.
When i see a woman I have to deduct quite a few points for crazy because it is never anything that came from anywhere remotely good. that will poison any relationship from the get go.
For some odd reason, women seem to think that being crazy is some sort of endearing trait when in reality it is something that almost every man strives to avoid.
When i see a woman I have to deduct quite a few points for crazy because it is never anything that came from anywhere remotely good. that will poison any relationship from the get go.
For some odd reason, women seem to think that being crazy is some sort of endearing trait when in reality it is something that almost every man strives to avoid.
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08-17-2024, 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted By mr.left hook⏩
Crupiea and Me are going to tag team that Bish with NO Rubber
Atta boys
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08-17-2024, 06:15 PM
#27
Originally Posted By r0gueking⏩
Ok. No then srs
Not an option.
This is a package deal with the demon.
Read OP.
Dont follow the rules? Family and friends executed by baphomet.
This is a package deal with the demon.
Read OP.
Dont follow the rules? Family and friends executed by baphomet.
Not in the AM
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08-17-2024, 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
guess I'll just have to marry her
At a minimum you’re getting some form of hepatitis, plus aids
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08-17-2024, 06:44 PM
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Originally Posted By Skirrel⏩
A person with AIDS has the same statistical life expectancy as someone without, assuming modern drugs
lemme rephrase… does she have any permanent STDs like herpes/aids? Oddly enough, Some girls that have a high lay count, somehow, don't have those, while some girls with low laycount do.
Miss me with that herp tho
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08-17-2024, 07:04 PM
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Fuk yes I would
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