08-21-2024, 05:57 PM
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What's your looks threshold for super easy sex?
So I'm finishing up a Real Estate development project in the next couple days, and we have this crew of Latinas who come through and just hammer out the cleaning at the end.
None are super attractive(occasionally they have a skinny 18-19 year old chick who is like a 7/10), but a couple of them are always flirting super hard.
There's one who is not attractive, maybe an ok face but she's like 35 with some tattoos and an unattractive body who is always calling me Johnny Bravo and asking me to have beers with her. Then there's another younger chick(maybe 18-19 years old) who also has a below average body but she does have super pretty eyes and and a cute face and she's always looking at me with these eyes like she would let me do anything to her.
I was thinking about this today, the 35 year old I don't think I could have sex with her under any circumstances. If I were drinking with her and and she kept being persistent, I'd probably eventually give in and let her give me a blowjob.
The younger chick with the cute face I would definitely take a BJ anytime from her, and I think I'd probably fuk her if it was just put out there very easily. Like she were cleaning by herself at my house and offered it or something similarly easy.
How low will you go if it's low effort?
None are super attractive(occasionally they have a skinny 18-19 year old chick who is like a 7/10), but a couple of them are always flirting super hard.
There's one who is not attractive, maybe an ok face but she's like 35 with some tattoos and an unattractive body who is always calling me Johnny Bravo and asking me to have beers with her. Then there's another younger chick(maybe 18-19 years old) who also has a below average body but she does have super pretty eyes and and a cute face and she's always looking at me with these eyes like she would let me do anything to her.
I was thinking about this today, the 35 year old I don't think I could have sex with her under any circumstances. If I were drinking with her and and she kept being persistent, I'd probably eventually give in and let her give me a blowjob.
The younger chick with the cute face I would definitely take a BJ anytime from her, and I think I'd probably fuk her if it was just put out there very easily. Like she were cleaning by herself at my house and offered it or something similarly easy.
How low will you go if it's low effort?
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08-21-2024, 05:58 PM
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I would consider most any sloot if she wasn't a whale and at least 5/10.
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08-21-2024, 05:58 PM
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I'm glad you asked OP, I've actually thought about this a lot. Look,
I'm finishing up a Real Estate development project in the next couple days, and we have this crew of Latinas who come through and just hammer out the cleaning at the end.
None are super attractive(occasionally they have a skinny 18-19 year old chick who is like a 7/10), but a couple of them are always flirting super hard.
There's one who is not attractive, maybe an ok face but she's like 35 with some tattoos and an unattractive body who is always calling me Johnny Bravo and asking me to have beers with her. Then there's another younger chick(maybe 18-19 years old) who also has a below average body but she does have super pretty eyes and and a cute face and she's always looking at me with these eyes like she would let me do anything to her.
I was thinking about this today, the 35 year old I don't think I could have sex with her under any circumstances. If I were drinking with her and and she kept being persistent, I'd probably eventually give in and let her give me a blowjob.
The younger chick with the cute face I would definitely take a BJ anytime from her, and I think I'd probably fuk her if it was just put out there very easily. Like she were cleaning by herself at my house and offered it or something similarly easy.
I'm finishing up a Real Estate development project in the next couple days, and we have this crew of Latinas who come through and just hammer out the cleaning at the end.
None are super attractive(occasionally they have a skinny 18-19 year old chick who is like a 7/10), but a couple of them are always flirting super hard.
There's one who is not attractive, maybe an ok face but she's like 35 with some tattoos and an unattractive body who is always calling me Johnny Bravo and asking me to have beers with her. Then there's another younger chick(maybe 18-19 years old) who also has a below average body but she does have super pretty eyes and and a cute face and she's always looking at me with these eyes like she would let me do anything to her.
I was thinking about this today, the 35 year old I don't think I could have sex with her under any circumstances. If I were drinking with her and and she kept being persistent, I'd probably eventually give in and let her give me a blowjob.
The younger chick with the cute face I would definitely take a BJ anytime from her, and I think I'd probably fuk her if it was just put out there very easily. Like she were cleaning by herself at my house and offered it or something similarly easy.
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08-21-2024, 05:59 PM
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really fukking low - like JohnnyDeep would vomit low
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08-21-2024, 06:00 PM
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4 probably. Thinking it might be time to go lower soon.
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08-21-2024, 06:01 PM
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One time years years ago, I got a tinder whale at my house, she bought beers and we smoked and then banged
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08-21-2024, 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
Not all 5/10s are the same though. I would definitely fuk a 5/10 with a butterface but a slightly above average body. But not necessarily a slightly above average face with a 3/10 body.
I would consider most any sloot if she wasn't a whale and at least 5/10.
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08-21-2024, 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted By PrimarisIn⏩
The sad thing that’s not even the lowest you went
One time years years ago, I got a tinder whale at my house, she bought beers and we smoked and then banged
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08-21-2024, 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted By PrimarisIn⏩
Like how much of a whale are you talking here?
One time years years ago, I got a tinder whale at my house, she bought beers and we smoked and then banged
Lol
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08-21-2024, 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
I have high standards and fap often, so I don't need to ever worry about this problem. Only top shelf for me.
So I'm finishing up a Real Estate development project in the next couple days, and we have this crew of Latinas who come through and just hammer out the cleaning at the end.
None are super attractive(occasionally they have a skinny 18-19 year old chick who is like a 7/10), but a couple of them are always flirting super hard.
There's one who is not attractive, maybe an ok face but she's like 35 with some tattoos and an unattractive body who is always calling me Johnny Bravo and asking me to have beers with her. Then there's another younger chick(maybe 18-19 years old) who also has a below average body but she does have super pretty eyes and and a cute face and she's always looking at me with these eyes like she would let me do anything to her.
I was thinking about this today, the 35 year old I don't think I could have sex with her under any circumstances. If I were drinking with her and and she kept being persistent, I'd probably eventually give in and let her give me a blowjob.
The younger chick with the cute face I would definitely take a BJ anytime from her, and I think I'd probably fuk her if it was just put out there very easily. Like she were cleaning by herself at my house and offered it or something similarly easy.
How low will you go if it's low effort?
None are super attractive(occasionally they have a skinny 18-19 year old chick who is like a 7/10), but a couple of them are always flirting super hard.
There's one who is not attractive, maybe an ok face but she's like 35 with some tattoos and an unattractive body who is always calling me Johnny Bravo and asking me to have beers with her. Then there's another younger chick(maybe 18-19 years old) who also has a below average body but she does have super pretty eyes and and a cute face and she's always looking at me with these eyes like she would let me do anything to her.
I was thinking about this today, the 35 year old I don't think I could have sex with her under any circumstances. If I were drinking with her and and she kept being persistent, I'd probably eventually give in and let her give me a blowjob.
The younger chick with the cute face I would definitely take a BJ anytime from her, and I think I'd probably fuk her if it was just put out there very easily. Like she were cleaning by herself at my house and offered it or something similarly easy.
How low will you go if it's low effort?
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08-21-2024, 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
She was almost havoc level obese lol
Like how much of a whale are you talking here?
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08-21-2024, 06:10 PM
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Funny thing is, I've had the exact same thing happen to me.
I'm finishing up a Real Estate development project in the next couple days, and we have this crew of Latinas who come through and just hammer out the cleaning at the end.
None are super attractive(occasionally they have a skinny 18-19 year old chick who is like a 7/10), but a couple of them are always flirting super hard.
There's one who is not attractive, maybe an ok face but she's like 35 with some tattoos and an unattractive body who is always calling me Johnny Bravo and asking me to have beers with her. Then there's another younger chick(maybe 18-19 years old) who also has a below average body but she does have super pretty eyes and and a cute face and she's always looking at me with these eyes like she would let me do anything to her.
I was thinking about this today, the 35 year old I don't think I could have sex with her under any circumstances. If I were drinking with her and and she kept being persistent, I'd probably eventually give in and let her give me a bj.
The younger chick with the cute face I would definitely take a BJ anytime from her, and I think I'd probably do her if it was just put out there very easily. Like she were cleaning by herself at my house and offered it or something similarly easy.
In the end I smashed everyone.
I'm finishing up a Real Estate development project in the next couple days, and we have this crew of Latinas who come through and just hammer out the cleaning at the end.
None are super attractive(occasionally they have a skinny 18-19 year old chick who is like a 7/10), but a couple of them are always flirting super hard.
There's one who is not attractive, maybe an ok face but she's like 35 with some tattoos and an unattractive body who is always calling me Johnny Bravo and asking me to have beers with her. Then there's another younger chick(maybe 18-19 years old) who also has a below average body but she does have super pretty eyes and and a cute face and she's always looking at me with these eyes like she would let me do anything to her.
I was thinking about this today, the 35 year old I don't think I could have sex with her under any circumstances. If I were drinking with her and and she kept being persistent, I'd probably eventually give in and let her give me a bj.
The younger chick with the cute face I would definitely take a BJ anytime from her, and I think I'd probably do her if it was just put out there very easily. Like she were cleaning by herself at my house and offered it or something similarly easy.
In the end I smashed everyone.
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08-21-2024, 06:12 PM
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After my divorce, it had been so long since I had any and the local gas station sloot had been hitting me up. Told her to swing by when she got off and raw dogged and creampied srs. She was a gothic 6/10 would have been prob 8/10 but she was a little chubby. Great slump buster though .
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08-21-2024, 06:16 PM
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When I was first divorced basically anything was fair game, especially if I was horny and lonely. Sometimes I'd even match with people on apps just because I knew they were low hanging fruit and slay a bush pig for fun. Even some of my frequent FWBs were probably a 4/5 but they could be called on for sex on demand.
Not proud of it, but I did have a LOT of sex, which I needed to get out of my system.
Not proud of it, but I did have a LOT of sex, which I needed to get out of my system.
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08-21-2024, 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted By bigben2121⏩
Lol, I somehow have trouble believing that a goth chick who works at the gas station is a 6/10.
After my divorce, it had been so long since I had any and the local gas station sloot had been hitting me up. Told her to swing by when she got off and raw dogged and creampied srs. She was a gothic 6/10 would have been prob 8/10 but she was a little chubby. Great slump buster though .
If she truly is a real life 6/10, that's a great slumb buster though.
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08-21-2024, 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted By WoofieNugget⏩
How many females have you had sex with in total? You were a swinger at one point, correct?
When I was first divorced basically anything was fair game, especially if I was horny and lonely. Sometimes I'd even match with people on apps just because I knew they were low hanging fruit and slay a bush pig for fun. Even some of my frequent FWBs were probably a 4/5 but they could be called on for sex on demand.
Not proud of it, but I did have a LOT of sex, which I needed to get out of my system.
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08-21-2024, 06:19 PM
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I have a soft spot for ratchet Latinas… they're just so dirty…. "dirty" = always ready to have sex with any guy that is moderately attractive.
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08-21-2024, 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
Not a swinger but a bull for hotwife couples and have had poly girlfriends as well (I'm not, but they were). No idea what my body count is total, but it's probably somewhere between 75-90. That also includes several long term relationships, but in between I'd be a manwhore.
How many females have you had sex with in total? You were a swinger at one point, correct?
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08-21-2024, 06:32 PM
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another completely made up story by virgin OP
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When I was 28 and homeless, I slept on a friend’s couch and spent the day down by the pier of the beach town where we lived while he was at work.
I got to know the teenagers who hung out down there, and at least three teenage girls proposed to me within a one month span of time.
I got to know the teenagers who hung out down there, and at least three teenage girls proposed to me within a one month span of time.
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08-21-2024, 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted By Ace Corona⏩
If I was looksmaxxed I would have tried to go NC on them.
When I was 28 and homeless, I slept on a friend’s couch and spent the day down by the pier of the beach town where we lived while he was at work.
I got to know the teenagers who hung out down there, and at least three teenage girls proposed to me within a one month span of time.
I got to know the teenagers who hung out down there, and at least three teenage girls proposed to me within a one month span of time.
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08-21-2024, 06:53 PM
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Idk my standards lower a lot when I drink. I’m talking buzzed too, not drunk lol. The “let’s just have a good time” kicks in so hard
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Originally Posted By WoofieNugget⏩
When you were a bull for a hotwife, did you cum inside her usually?
Not a swinger but a bull for hotwife couples and have had poly girlfriends as well (I'm not, but they were). No idea what my body count is total, but it's probably somewhere between 75-90. That also includes several long term relationships, but in between I'd be a manwhore.
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08-21-2024, 06:56 PM
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Originally Posted By Ace Corona⏩
Like teenage girls wanted a bummy dude to fuk them? Why didn't you take them up on this offer?
When I was 28 and homeless, I slept on a friend’s couch and spent the day down by the pier of the beach town where we lived while he was at work.
I got to know the teenagers who hung out down there, and at least three teenage girls proposed to me within a one month span of time.
I got to know the teenagers who hung out down there, and at least three teenage girls proposed to me within a one month span of time.
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08-21-2024, 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted By 8PointBuck⏩
Why would I make up a story about 4/10-5/10 Latinas flirting with me?
another completely made up story by virgin OP
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08-21-2024, 07:03 PM
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6 at least.
Rather just jerk to someone Im attracted to than insert in someone Im not.
To each their own tho.
Rather just jerk to someone Im attracted to than insert in someone Im not.
To each their own tho.
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08-21-2024, 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted By TASTEROFPUPPETS⏩
Generally I agree, but I'm talking about super easy sex. Like as easy as jerking off.
6 at least.
Rather just jerk to someone Im attracted to than insert in someone Im not.
To each their own tho.
Rather just jerk to someone Im attracted to than insert in someone Im not.
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08-21-2024, 07:07 PM
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If she has a nice ass, she can get it.
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08-21-2024, 07:13 PM
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Wish these Latinas would start rocking the Chola gansta look again… used to fap to all the cholas in my high school back in the day….
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08-21-2024, 07:29 PM
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Latinas seem like the easiest chicks to pull. Much more likely to approach than white chicks and seems they will initiate sex too. Since I've moved to Miami, it's happened a lot. Even had a chick ask my coworker to translate for her. She told him to translate "I love getting pounded from behind by big guys" to English lmao. Have turned down some really hot bishes but I've got a girlfriend. Hard to do when they approach wearing a g string bikini
Go for it op. Not like you would regret it if you are single
Go for it op. Not like you would regret it if you are single
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