08-22-2024, 11:16 AM
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The salacious adventures of MegaSloot part CCCL
I was working out yesterday and I looked up to see Godzilla. And Godzilla wanted words with me. As astonishing as that was, I was more astonished when he offhandedly identified some of my previous outfits. I don't know how he saw me without me seeing him. If he's not a pro body builder I'd be very surprised. I've actually never seen muscles that big. Not up close and in person.
I got the digits, but I'm not going to make a special effort since he first said he had three other women, then took it back. I don't know what to believe. Still, it was an altogether stunning experience.
I got the digits, but I'm not going to make a special effort since he first said he had three other women, then took it back. I don't know what to believe. Still, it was an altogether stunning experience.
"I can see clothes of silk, if materials that do not hide the body, nor even one's decency, can be called clothes … Wretched flocks of maids labor so that the adulteress may be visible through her thin dress, so that her husband has no more acquaintance than any outsider or foreigner with is his wife's body." - Seneca the Younger starting the misc tradition of moral outrage and pearl clutching instead of lifting.
08-22-2024, 11:18 AM
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Gen Z miscers still trying to figure out what CCCL means.
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08-22-2024, 11:19 AM
#3
Originally Posted By bradlehman⏩
teeheehee
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"I can see clothes of silk, if materials that do not hide the body, nor even one's decency, can be called clothes … Wretched flocks of maids labor so that the adulteress may be visible through her thin dress, so that her husband has no more acquaintance than any outsider or foreigner with is his wife's body." - Seneca the Younger starting the misc tradition of moral outrage and pearl clutching instead of lifting.
08-22-2024, 11:20 AM
#4
Tryna have sex with another dog, are you?
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08-22-2024, 11:22 AM
#5
Originally Posted By DolphinPilot⏩
you are the only dog in my life, darling. Godzilla says he doesn't like dogs, so I'm sad to tell you that you won't be able to watch if we do bang.
Tryna have sex with another dog, are you?
"I can see clothes of silk, if materials that do not hide the body, nor even one's decency, can be called clothes … Wretched flocks of maids labor so that the adulteress may be visible through her thin dress, so that her husband has no more acquaintance than any outsider or foreigner with is his wife's body." - Seneca the Younger starting the misc tradition of moral outrage and pearl clutching instead of lifting.
08-22-2024, 11:43 AM
#6
You are a disgusting individual
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08-22-2024, 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted By BalognaNbeans⏩
Okay.
You are a disgusting individual
"I can see clothes of silk, if materials that do not hide the body, nor even one's decency, can be called clothes … Wretched flocks of maids labor so that the adulteress may be visible through her thin dress, so that her husband has no more acquaintance than any outsider or foreigner with is his wife's body." - Seneca the Younger starting the misc tradition of moral outrage and pearl clutching instead of lifting.
08-22-2024, 11:49 AM
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No pics, Negged.
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08-22-2024, 11:49 AM
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Dear Dairy…
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MFC
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Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. -Benjamin Franklin
Tits and Beer
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08-22-2024, 11:59 AM
#10
Originally Posted By bradlehman⏩
350 in Roman Numerals.
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48 year old guy; 5'5"
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08-22-2024, 12:03 PM
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What did he say to you when he approached you?
08-22-2024, 12:11 PM
#12
Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
Yeah I'll **** and piss all over your foster parents house and make you clean it up.
you are the only dog in my life, darling. Godzilla says he doesn't like dogs, so I'm sad to tell you that you won't be able to watch if we do bang.
And lol didn't you say you've had a dry spell almost a decade long? I'm sure this one will pan out for you tho….
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08-22-2024, 01:00 PM
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Salaci- what??
Disclaimer: The post above is about 3.50% srs
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08-22-2024, 01:07 PM
#14
Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
You are sexy. If you were my GF I would spread your buttcheeks and give you hot butt secks every night.
I was working out yesterday and I looked up to see Godzilla. And Godzilla wanted words with me. As astonishing as that was, I was more astonished when he offhandedly identified some of my previous outfits. I don't know how he saw me without me seeing him. If he's not a pro body builder I'd be very surprised. I've actually never seen muscles that big. Not up close and in person.
I got the digits, but I'm not going to make a special effort since he first said he had three other women, then took it back. I don't know what to believe. Still, it was an altogether stunning experience.
I got the digits, but I'm not going to make a special effort since he first said he had three other women, then took it back. I don't know what to believe. Still, it was an altogether stunning experience.
Real talk.
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08-22-2024, 01:16 PM
#15
Originally Posted By lnvictus⏩
damn actually mirin SRS
Salaci- what??
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08-22-2024, 01:21 PM
#16
Originally Posted By bradlehman⏩
Gen Z miscers still trying to figure out what CCCL means.
Yeah, and they can't read cursive either, lol.
A democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. And that's why the USA is a constitutional republic and not a democracy.
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08-22-2024, 01:53 PM
#17
Originally Posted By QuickShotSteve⏩
where are the slootery photos.
welcome back you bad b!tch
welcome back you bad b!tch
Im with Steve here
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08-22-2024, 01:56 PM
#18
Originally Posted By HoleLover69⏩
Ya rite pal…you prolly never touched a girl in your life
You are sexy. If you were my GF I would spread your buttcheeks and give you hot butt secks every night.
Real talk.
Real talk.
Edit: My bad just saw username
See UrAGeek's Username
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08-22-2024, 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted By BalognaNbeans⏩
She has a beautiful vagina
You are a disgusting individual
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08-22-2024, 01:59 PM
#20
Originally Posted By MinisterOfLust⏩
She's a dude from India
She has a beautiful vagina
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08-22-2024, 02:00 PM
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this story sucks can you tell us about your gang bangs?
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08-22-2024, 02:02 PM
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Does your puzzy still smell like rotten cabbage?
08-22-2024, 02:05 PM
#23
Originally Posted By Cleveland33⏩
I am unaware. Fucc
She's a dude from India
She's not real female miscer?
Silencespesks 2.0?
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08-22-2024, 02:13 PM
#24
Stfu you stupid whore.
Go back to jacking off horses for a living.
Go back to jacking off horses for a living.
Eat My Shortz
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08-22-2024, 02:26 PM
#25
Originally Posted By LuigiMiami631⏩
She makes more collecting horse semen than she did with an OnlyFans. Sad.
Stfu you stupid whore.
Go back to jacking off horses for a living.
Go back to jacking off horses for a living.
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08-22-2024, 02:30 PM
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Salacious is definitely a word I need to start using more often
Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
Wtf lol, what a freaking moron that guy is.
I was working out yesterday and I looked up to see Godzilla. And Godzilla wanted words with me. As astonishing as that was, I was more astonished when he offhandedly identified some of my previous outfits. I don't know how he saw me without me seeing him. If he's not a pro body builder I'd be very surprised. I've actually never seen muscles that big. Not up close and in person.
I got the digits, but I'm not going to make a special effort since he first said he had three other women, then took it back. I don't know what to believe. Still, it was an altogether stunning experience.
I got the digits, but I'm not going to make a special effort since he first said he had three other women, then took it back. I don't know what to believe. Still, it was an altogether stunning experience.
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08-22-2024, 02:47 PM
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08-22-2024, 03:11 PM
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Negged
Not in the AM
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08-22-2024, 07:34 PM
#29
Originally Posted By jreacher⏩
He said something along the lines of, βIβve been meaning to speak to you.β
What did he say to you when he approached you?
"I can see clothes of silk, if materials that do not hide the body, nor even one's decency, can be called clothes … Wretched flocks of maids labor so that the adulteress may be visible through her thin dress, so that her husband has no more acquaintance than any outsider or foreigner with is his wife's body." - Seneca the Younger starting the misc tradition of moral outrage and pearl clutching instead of lifting.
08-22-2024, 07:37 PM
#30
Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
"Your vaginal odor is disturbing the other guests. Also stop going into the men's locker room"
He said something along the lines of, βIβve been meaning to speak to you.β
something along those lines
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