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08-22-2024, 11:16 AM
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The salacious adventures of MegaSloot part CCCL

I was working out yesterday and I looked up to see Godzilla. And Godzilla wanted words with me. As astonishing as that was, I was more astonished when he offhandedly identified some of my previous outfits. I don't know how he saw me without me seeing him. If he's not a pro body builder I'd be very surprised. I've actually never seen muscles that big. Not up close and in person.

I got the digits, but I'm not going to make a special effort since he first said he had three other women, then took it back. I don't know what to believe. Still, it was an altogether stunning experience.
"I can see clothes of silk, if materials that do not hide the body, nor even one's decency, can be called clothes … Wretched flocks of maids labor so that the adulteress may be visible through her thin dress, so that her husband has no more acquaintance than any outsider or foreigner with is his wife's body." - Seneca the Younger starting the misc tradition of moral outrage and pearl clutching instead of lifting.
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08-22-2024, 11:18 AM
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Gen Z miscers still trying to figure out what CCCL means.
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08-22-2024, 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted By bradlehman
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teeheehee
"I can see clothes of silk, if materials that do not hide the body, nor even one's decency, can be called clothes … Wretched flocks of maids labor so that the adulteress may be visible through her thin dress, so that her husband has no more acquaintance than any outsider or foreigner with is his wife's body." - Seneca the Younger starting the misc tradition of moral outrage and pearl clutching instead of lifting.
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08-22-2024, 11:20 AM
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Tryna have sex with another dog, are you?
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08-22-2024, 11:22 AM
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Tryna have sex with another dog, are you?
you are the only dog in my life, darling. Godzilla says he doesn't like dogs, so I'm sad to tell you that you won't be able to watch if we do bang.
"I can see clothes of silk, if materials that do not hide the body, nor even one's decency, can be called clothes … Wretched flocks of maids labor so that the adulteress may be visible through her thin dress, so that her husband has no more acquaintance than any outsider or foreigner with is his wife's body." - Seneca the Younger starting the misc tradition of moral outrage and pearl clutching instead of lifting.
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08-22-2024, 11:43 AM
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You are a disgusting individual
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08-22-2024, 11:44 AM
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You are a disgusting individual
Okay.
"I can see clothes of silk, if materials that do not hide the body, nor even one's decency, can be called clothes … Wretched flocks of maids labor so that the adulteress may be visible through her thin dress, so that her husband has no more acquaintance than any outsider or foreigner with is his wife's body." - Seneca the Younger starting the misc tradition of moral outrage and pearl clutching instead of lifting.
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08-22-2024, 11:49 AM
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No pics, Negged.
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08-22-2024, 11:49 AM
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Dear Dairy…
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08-22-2024, 11:59 AM
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350 in Roman Numerals.
48 year old guy; 5'5"
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08-22-2024, 12:03 PM
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What did he say to you when he approached you?
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08-22-2024, 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot
you are the only dog in my life, darling. Godzilla says he doesn't like dogs, so I'm sad to tell you that you won't be able to watch if we do bang.
Yeah I'll **** and piss all over your foster parents house and make you clean it up.

And lol didn't you say you've had a dry spell almost a decade long? I'm sure this one will pan out for you tho….
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08-22-2024, 01:00 PM
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Salaci- what??


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08-22-2024, 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot
I was working out yesterday and I looked up to see Godzilla. And Godzilla wanted words with me. As astonishing as that was, I was more astonished when he offhandedly identified some of my previous outfits. I don't know how he saw me without me seeing him. If he's not a pro body builder I'd be very surprised. I've actually never seen muscles that big. Not up close and in person.

I got the digits, but I'm not going to make a special effort since he first said he had three other women, then took it back. I don't know what to believe. Still, it was an altogether stunning experience.
You are sexy. If you were my GF I would spread your buttcheeks and give you hot butt secks every night.

Real talk.
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08-22-2024, 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted By lnvictus
Salaci- what??


damn actually mirin SRS
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08-22-2024, 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted By bradlehman
Gen Z miscers still trying to figure out what CCCL means.

Yeah, and they can't read cursive either, lol.
A democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. And that's why the USA is a constitutional republic and not a democracy.
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08-22-2024, 01:53 PM
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where are the slootery photos.

welcome back you bad b!tch


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08-22-2024, 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted By HoleLover69
You are sexy. If you were my GF I would spread your buttcheeks and give you hot butt secks every night.

Real talk.
Ya rite pal…you prolly never touched a girl in your life


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08-22-2024, 01:58 PM
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You are a disgusting individual
She has a beautiful vagina
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08-22-2024, 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted By MinisterOfLust
She has a beautiful vagina
She's a dude from India
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08-22-2024, 02:00 PM
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this story sucks can you tell us about your gang bangs?
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08-22-2024, 02:02 PM
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Does your puzzy still smell like rotten cabbage?
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08-22-2024, 02:05 PM
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She's a dude from India
I am unaware. Fucc


She's not real female miscer?

Silencespesks 2.0?
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08-22-2024, 02:13 PM
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Stfu you stupid whore.

Go back to jacking off horses for a living.
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08-22-2024, 02:26 PM
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Stfu you stupid whore.

Go back to jacking off horses for a living.
She makes more collecting horse semen than she did with an OnlyFans. Sad.
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08-22-2024, 02:30 PM
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Salacious is definitely a word I need to start using more often

Originally Posted By MegaSloot
I was working out yesterday and I looked up to see Godzilla. And Godzilla wanted words with me. As astonishing as that was, I was more astonished when he offhandedly identified some of my previous outfits. I don't know how he saw me without me seeing him. If he's not a pro body builder I'd be very surprised. I've actually never seen muscles that big. Not up close and in person.

I got the digits, but I'm not going to make a special effort since he first said he had three other women, then took it back. I don't know what to believe. Still, it was an altogether stunning experience.
Wtf lol, what a freaking moron that guy is.
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08-22-2024, 02:47 PM
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08-22-2024, 03:11 PM
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Negged
Not in the AM
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08-22-2024, 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted By jreacher
What did he say to you when he approached you?
He said something along the lines of, β€œI’ve been meaning to speak to you.”
"I can see clothes of silk, if materials that do not hide the body, nor even one's decency, can be called clothes … Wretched flocks of maids labor so that the adulteress may be visible through her thin dress, so that her husband has no more acquaintance than any outsider or foreigner with is his wife's body." - Seneca the Younger starting the misc tradition of moral outrage and pearl clutching instead of lifting.
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08-22-2024, 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot
He said something along the lines of, β€œI’ve been meaning to speak to you.”
"Your vaginal odor is disturbing the other guests. Also stop going into the men's locker room"

something along those lines
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