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08-24-2024, 02:25 PM
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Are Boxcels angry they don't have WuKong?

Boxcels here are extra angry and stupid lately. They upset their chitty system once again can't run the latest hot 3rd party title? Sony getting free exclusives.

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PS5 reportedly selling out in China following Black Myth: Wukong launch

According to consultant Daniel Camilo, the console is selling out across China, with stock at the country’s largest electronic store Huaqiangbei struggling to accommodate demand.

According to the report, the demand is resulting in scalping and reselling of the console which hasn’t been common since the PS5’s first two years.

Within hours of release, it attracted over 1.44 million concurrent players on Steam, according to tracker Steam Charts, which means it’s already the platform’s fourth biggest game ever in terms of concurrent players. The concurrent player number crossed 2 million on Thursday.

Wukong is above recent single-player hits like Cyberpunk 2077, Elden Ring, Hogwarts Legacy and Baldur’s Gate. Only Counter-Strike 2 (1.81m), Palworld (2.1m), and PUBG: Battlegrounds (3.25m) have ever had more concurrent players.
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08-24-2024, 02:43 PM
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Apparently the game was so poorly optimized that it didn't pass MS Certification. Sad.

That said it looks fun.
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08-24-2024, 02:55 PM
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Apparently the game was so poorly optimized that it didn't pass MS Certification. Dad.

That said it looks fun.
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Hard to optimize for a system that mandates you also release it for the their poverty S box. Just watching how taxing that game is on $4k rigs I don't even wanna imagine the nightmare it is to optimize for a poverty S.

But don't worry I'm sure Scram will come soon and try to convince you that the Series S hasn't held gaming back.
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08-24-2024, 03:48 PM
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Uhh no, I also got a PC and a PS5 lol, and I simply have no interest in playing that game right now.

Funny how Opie tries to act like everyone needs to be playing the latest hyped up game immediately when he only plays the same few games 24/7. We all know Concord is his go-to game right now anyways. It was basically made for people like him.
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08-24-2024, 04:07 PM
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It's not on Xbox? Daamnnnnnnnnn

Tragic. Losing all their exclusives and missed out on two major hits like Helldivers and wukong this year
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08-24-2024, 04:08 PM
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I live in a hole regarding games, just looked it up and might check it out soon.
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08-24-2024, 04:23 PM
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Hard to optimize for a system that mandates you also release it for the their poverty S box. Just watching how taxing that game is on $4k rigs I don't even wanna imagine the nightmare it is to optimize for a poverty S.

But don't worry I'm sure Scram will come soon and try to convince you that the Series S hasn't held gaming back.
Ahahahaha didn't even see that Typo.

Supposedly it would have passed if MS would have let them do what they did with underpowered PCs and turned the QTE cutscenes into just videos. MS said no so they did it to themselves. Self inflicted. Xbox has pretty much given up.
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08-24-2024, 08:53 PM
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Apparently the game was so poorly optimized that it didn't pass MS Certification. Dad.

That said it looks fun.
Freudian slip.
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Freudian slip.
Sonycels are the kinda dudes who got daddy issues. Somehow I am not surprised.
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08-24-2024, 09:24 PM
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Sonycels are the kinda dudes who got daddy issues. Somehow I am not surprised.
These are some sick individuals.
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08-24-2024, 09:28 PM
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These are some sick individuals.
Definitely. It's little wonder why hardly anyone goes here anymore.
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Sonycels are the kinda dudes who got daddy issues. Somehow I am not surprised.
Originally Posted By SirFapsAIot
These are some sick individuals.
They tried to replace not having a dad around by becoming obsessive over video game consoles.
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08-25-2024, 01:06 AM
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Sonycels are the kinda dudes who got daddy issues. Somehow I am not surprised.
You are an obese white guy who is on the internet trying to pass off your mom's boyfriend's car as your own and now use a SubmissiveGamer avi, probably not one to talk about the issues of others.
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08-25-2024, 03:19 AM
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They tried to replace not having a dad around by becoming obsessive over video game consoles.
It's all making sense now, I mean just look at the parental and self-image issues with this guy:

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You are an obese white guy who is on the internet trying to pass off your mom's boyfriend's car as your own and now use a SubmissiveGamer avi, probably not one to talk about the issues of others.
Sounds like we struck something personal. Unraveling the mystery of the sonycel.
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08-25-2024, 11:17 AM
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Boxcels have sex with each other. Pscels have sex with women who watch them
Game in between Srs
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08-25-2024, 04:04 PM
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Boxcels have sex with each other. Pscels have sex with women who watch them
Game in between Srs
Is that why sonycels dominate reddit and other dark incel corners of the internet?
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08-25-2024, 05:09 PM
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Is that why sonycels dominate reddit and other dark incel corners of the internet?
Brootal.

I stopped making fun of Xbox a while now because the fact of the matter is that Sony hasn't been much better themselves after 2022.

Even then they had massive DEI injections into their games and have kept that along with their retarded push to GAAS. Their Guardians ripoff with Concord is a huge embarrassment, lmao. There's also no pipeline in terms of any good games that push the PS5 and make it a console that stands out. I simply have zero ground to make fun of Xbox anymore.
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08-25-2024, 05:27 PM
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Boxcels have sex with each other. Pscels have sex with women who watch them
Game in between Srs
Glad I'm in the PC master race that bangs the girls the Pscels have sex while making them and the Boxcels watch.
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Brootal.

I stopped making fun of Xbox a while now because the fact of the matter is that Sony hasn't been much better themselves after 2022.

Even then they had massive DEI injections into their games and have kept that along with their retarded push to GAAS. Their Guardians ripoff with Concord is a huge embarrassment, lmao. There's also no pipeline in terms of any good games that push the PS5 and make it a console that stands out. I simply have zero ground to make fun of Xbox anymore.
Yeah I find it amazing how some people still fanboy and simp over the brand like it's so much better or has so much more to offer these days lol. Really shows off who the mindless consumers are that will just stick to the brand like glue no matter what pushing the same old tired mentalities and talking points that no longer work.
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08-26-2024, 01:08 AM
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Eh really I thought it was multiplatform lol, must be the series s being super hard to develop for again. We'll probably get the BG3 style exception to MS's parity enforcement and release the game when it's at least somewhat playable on xbox. Wu Kong devs should prolly reach out to Larian and MS to figure out how they got the bg3 series s working well.





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Holy fuk lmfaoo.
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I wasn’t making fun of Xbox only owners. My sister and her husband own Xbox only, so that makes them boxcels. Just saying they have sex with each other, me I’m plowing 1-3 different escorts every week of my life. As for Xboxcels being gay, many are example jay . He’s big gay Al from South Park…. With an Xbox
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Eh really I thought it was multiplatform lol, must be the series s being super hard to develop for again. We'll probably get the BG3 style exception to MS's parity enforcement and release the game when it's at least somewhat playable on xbox. Wu Kong devs should prolly reach out to Larian and MS to figure out how they got the bg3 series s working well.








Holy fuk lmfaoo.
It was all supposedly tied to cutscenes vs QTEs.

On low powered PCs, the QTE events are just pre-recorded cutscenes instead.
They wanted to do this on the Series S
Xbox said no, therefore the game couldn't get certified on Xbox
Xbox shoots itself in the dick once again.
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It was all supposedly tied to cutscenes vs QTEs.

On low powered PCs, the QTE events are just pre-recorded cutscenes instead.
They wanted to do this on the Series S
Xbox said no, therefore the game couldn't get certified on Xbox
Xbox shoots itself in the dick once again.

Lmfaoo they havnt learned from BG3 have they.




Give it a coupla months…. "We're listening and we're hearing you" Phill will roll back and allow the non-parity clause to take place like what they did with BG3 once they realized how big the game got.
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08-26-2024, 04:45 AM
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I thought it made it on Xbox sx myself lol. Didn’t know until this thread it wasn’t.

I think ghost is the goat Sp. This wukong I’ve played 40 hours but still early on
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Lmfaoo they havnt learned from BG3 have they.




Give it a coupla months…. "We're listening and we're hearing you" Phill will roll back and allow the non-parity clause to take place like what they did with BG3 once they realized how big the game got.
I don't get if it's a legal thing or what but they're effectively burying themselves with every dumb decision they make.
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Series S is probably the biggest mistake in gaming history
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I wasn’t making fun of Xbox only owners. My sister and her husband own Xbox only, so that makes them boxcels. Just saying they have sex with each other, me I’m plowing 1-3 different escorts every week of my life. As for Xboxcels being gay, many are example jay . He’s big gay Al from South Park…. With an Xbox
Big Gay Al just LMAO, that's actually pretty funny.

But hey, it could be worse. Could be a sonycel, and just look at them ITT, who in their right mind would want to be like that or associate with these people? Talk about losers.
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08-26-2024, 08:55 AM
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LMFAO over for boxcels and the little exclusives they have they give to PS5. Thanks for India Jones boxcels!! LMFAO!
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LMFAO over for boxcels and the little exclusives they have they give to PS5. Thanks for India Jones boxcels!! LMFAO!
Lmfao got eeeem nice job brah! Boxcucks always bitter and twisted because they miss out bigly lmaoooo
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Big Gay Al just LMAO, that's actually pretty funny.

But hey, it could be worse. Could be a sonycel, and just look at them ITT, who in their right mind would want to be like that or associate with these people? Talk about losers.
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