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08-28-2024, 06:20 PM
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Is there any benefit to a man having a great ass?

I was just walking around the mirror in my boxer briefs, and realized that I currently have an ass of the gods. It's so good that it honestly makes me a little turned on thinking about how firm and plump it is with my legs. 10/10.

Do females get excited over a guy with a great ass? I don't think I've ever actually had this conversation before with them. I know they love chiseled legs, but are they getting wet over a dudes plump ass?
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08-28-2024, 06:21 PM
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08-28-2024, 06:25 PM
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when i was (a lot heavier) girls would take pictures of my ass in public (it happened a couple of times that they would just walk up and show me)

had girls slap my ass at work with a pad of paper, etc (srs) - i was a student so i guess it made more sense

feels good on ego / 10
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08-28-2024, 06:26 PM
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08-28-2024, 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted By Aleister_White⏩
when i was (a lot heavier) girls would take pictures of my ass in public (it happened a couple of times that they would just walk up and show me)

had girls slap my ass at work with a pad of paper, etc (srs) - i was a student so i guess it made more sense

feels good on ego / 10
Did any of these girls offer to touch your peepee?
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08-28-2024, 06:37 PM
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All my gfs told me they liked my nice ass. So yes there's a benefit because women like it.
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08-28-2024, 06:37 PM
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08-28-2024, 06:40 PM
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First a thread about children wearing things now this
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08-28-2024, 06:42 PM
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08-28-2024, 06:42 PM
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08-28-2024, 06:47 PM
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First a thread about children wearing things now this
Is he good? srs never remembered threads like this from him.
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08-28-2024, 06:48 PM
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08-28-2024, 06:51 PM
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Probably the only way OP can ever make any money is by selling his ass at truckstops

I guess that counts as a benefit?
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08-28-2024, 06:52 PM
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Gives ya something nice to look at while smashing.






















































Wait, wut???
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08-28-2024, 07:05 PM
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Did any of these girls offer to touch your peepee?
there are times when things escalated

i also remember once i was smashing a chick at her parents' house and her sister got home and walked in on us - we were in missionary - her sister texted her that she did not know who i was but i had a nice ass

good times
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08-28-2024, 07:06 PM
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put it this way, females are jelly of my ass.
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08-28-2024, 07:08 PM
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Probably the only way OP can ever make any money is by selling his ass at truckstops

I guess that counts as a benefit?
I'm talking more about gym girls…. Are they getting sopping over a nice male ass?
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08-28-2024, 07:08 PM
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there are times when things escalated

i also remember once i was smashing a chick at her parents' house and her sister got home and walked in on us - we were in missionary - her sister texted her that she did not know who i was but i had a nice ass

good times
Pics of sister?
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08-28-2024, 07:14 PM
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^wish i knew her name so i could stalk / reminisce

also that was in 2010-2011 so chances are she is now old and overweight - fuaarrkk
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