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Originally Posted By 2thTEE82⏩

I remember reading a couple of threads within last week of some miscers being rustled by you so this is the perfect choice for you (and I'll explain why cuz it has to do with your powers) and sharing the same height at 5'6, you areSpoor. You have a pretty fukked up past (I didn't make this chit up, srs) and I'll share it with you. Your mutation was already visible at a young age. Your father was abusive and blamed your mother for birthing a mutant. He killed his wife (your mom) and when you got older, told you that she had left y'all (what a total dick!). Your father forced you to eat garbage and when you grew up, you developed an intense hatred of both himself and all humans.

Your powers & abilities:

Your primary ability was your production of mood-altering, airborne pheromones that heightened the aggression of others around him (explains the hostility that's on the misc sometimes lol). You can direct this aggression, but would often leave it uncontrolled, hoping that your victims would turn against each other as well. Your physical mutations, possibly bestial in nature, thickly covered your whole body with long hair and may have possibly given you superhuman animal-like abilities (your T levels are through the fukkin roof and baldcels hate you!). Come to think of it, their hatred is probably fueled even more so cuz of...ya know...your hate inducing powers. But you know what? Fuk all that noise and chit. Bishes love you and you bang so much of 'em. They love a beastly man with lots of hair cuz let's face it, hair is life. "Hair is life. Strong cope for all who disagrees" is what you go around saying.

You also have:

Agility
Claws
Stamina (that's why them sloots can't get enough)
Super Hearing
Super Sight
Super Smell (can sniff a moist hole from miles away)
Super Strength

ahhh I don't know who that mutant is but thank you for this!

and wow, that is pretty accurate. I did have a f*cked up past and my father was an abusive jerk when I was younger.

-best poster of 2017 (haters are jealous as fuk lol ya'll can't see me i stay crispy)

Originally Posted By CoastTrash⏩

6'1, analytical, outdoorsman

Sharing the same height at 6'1, you areProdigy, aka David Alleyne. You were raised in the Hyde Park neighborhood of Chicago, Illinois, along with your younger sister Kim (Misc detectives, find her FB). Growing up, you were always bright and intelligent, but when your mutant powers activated, the answers just started coming to you (I'll get into your powers later on). While in school, some haters "outed" you, as in outed you as being a mutant so you were recruited by some sloot named Danielle Moonstar. You were enrolled in the Xavier Institute, given the codename Prodigy, and placed on Moonstar's New Mutants Training Squad along with Surge, Elixir, Wind Dancer, Wallflower and Wither. Dani (that sloot that recruited you) appointed you as team leader but you declined and Wind Dancer took over. You didn't even lift back then so that's why you had no confidence. Wind Dancer turned out to have some limits and in the end, You, after having gone to the gym for 6 months already and abs were becoming visible, and Wind Dancer chose to become co-leaders.

Your powers:

The ability to telepathically absorb the knowledge and skills of anyone nearby, meaning that you're super smart and also, that's why your anal skills are top notch. Oh...and your analytical skills aren't too bad either.


As you can see, besides that one big organ that you have down below (I've seen your snapchats), everyone is mirin that other useful organ of yours...

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Well...do you?

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Originally Posted By Kay4Kool⏩

6'6, burgers, listening to treesblowingin the wind

Your parents had sexual intercourse for you to be born, just for the sole purpose of becoming this mutant. Sharing the same height of 6'6 and since you love burgers, you areBeef(that's actually his code name, srs), aka Buford Wilson. You're a bit mysterious when it comes to your childhood but this is the connection that you have with the X-Men. You were recruited to the Hellfire Club's junior team of mutants by the villainous White Queen. After suffering the loss of the second Thunderbird due to morality issues, you were picked up as the Hellions new powerhouse. Your first mission, and the only one he appears as part of, requires the Hellions to fight the New Warriors to vie for the membership of Firestar. During the initial stages of the fight, which takes place in the Warriors' penthouse home, you're fully willing to kill Silhouette and Tai, though the latter was most likely immune to any efforts you would have made. You fell short of the mark placed on you when you were beaten by the New Warrior member Namorita (that bitch!).

Your powers & abilities:

Superhuman Strength: tremendous strength.

Size Manipulation: ability to increase your size, resulting in heightened strength. This is normally done by absorbing energies into one's body.

Increased Endurance: when your size is increased, you've shown endurance above that of normal humans.

Increased Durability: when your size is increased, you've shown durability above that of normal humans.

Increased Stamina: when your size is increased, you've shown stamina above that of normal humans.


You mentioned "blowing" in your 3 info that was given. In practically 98% of all available photos of you, you're always wearing extremely skin tight suits....like "visible penis line" skin tight suits. I get that you're in beautiful shape and like to show off your hard work (and you're looking so juicy as fuuuk!) but why are you always wearing a pink to purple colored headband on top of wearing the matching skin tight suit? Ya got something that you wanna tell us, bud?

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Who hasn't had the honor to become mutantized yet?

REVEAL yourselves, you subhuman peasants!

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Originally Posted By 2thTEE82⏩

Who hasn't had the honor to become mutantized yet?

REVEAL yourselves, you subhuman peasants!

I've made two posts and you straight up ignored me on both counts *******.

Sig line can't be a novel

Originally Posted By bongowongo⏩

I've made two posts and you straight up ignored me on both counts *******.

You've already been mutantized. Check out post#196. I should've also given you the ability to read through threads thoroughly but I'm sure that your eyes had some sticky residue, which hindered your reading skills, from the watersport activities that you so greatly enjoy participating in with your bros.

http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showth...3322281&page=7

Originally Posted By bongowongo⏩

Burgers

5' 8 in height

video games

I have sikkening lats / back and toned arms, but skinny fat torso

Batman is my favorite super hero

I listen to all music, but rock is probably my favorite

love water sports - diving/snorkelling/ jetski






Pls deliver op ... dis gonna be good.

Originally Posted By 2thTEE82⏩

During the summer, you love being wet by getting hosed off by your bros so you areNamor, the mutant son of a human sea captain and a princess of the mythical undersea kingdom of Atlantis. You were an angry young fella and grew up with strong anti-“land-dweller” sentiments after humans nearly exterminated the Atlantean race, your race. The only thing that you actually love about the human race is that you absolutely love banging them 2 legged land sloots. Since you never got the "Bees & the Birds" talk when you were a small fry, you had to learn it by watching how fish mated. This is crucial for how you pick out the sloots. You tend to go for the heavily acne prone sloots because since you were extremely naive on how having to have traditional sex with a human, you would really think that their zit covered faces were actually of eggs and would always deposit your sperm (2 pints worth of it, bruh) on their faces, hoping that the "eggs" will get fertilized so that you will have your own private army of yourself (in the 1000s) to someday fight against the "evil land dwellers". As the years passed by though, you eventually got past this and fought in World War II against the Axis Powers.

Your abilities & powers:

Aquatic adaptation
Superhuman strength, speed, agility and reflexes
Mild invulnerability
Flight via tiny wings on his ankles (so gloriously winged you are)
Longevity
Telepathic control over sea creatures (fuk yea! your slave army of Orcas and great white sharks!)
Ability to copy the powers of sea creatures (fuk yea! mimicking an octopus and sprouting 8 penises!)

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Rise, all of you unmutantized peasants...RIIIIISE!

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Originally Posted By 2thtee82⏩

rise, all of you unmutantized peasants...riiiiise!

riiise!!!

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Originally Posted By riley444⏩

Lol. I'll give you more descriptions for the mutant thread:blue eyes, blonde, likes art.

Just cuz I can, you are no longer Toad (sad day for you, I know) and instead, sharing the same blonde hair, you are nowLady Mastermindaka Regan Wyngarde. You're the daughter of Jason Wyngarde, the original Mastermind. Your half-sisters are Martinique Jason, the second Mastermind (who now also shares your codename) and the X-Men's Pixie. You have an intense hatred for Martinique. Martinique hates you for "stealing the spotlight", while you hate her sister for being a "skank" (no surprise, the misc has nudes of her in that one thread), with the both of you constantly insulting each other.

You were originally involved in a plot created by Sebastian Shaw to have his revenge against Sage and gain control of the Sydney underworld. This plot was created by using Regan's telepathic illusionary powers (I'll get into more details about your powers in a bit) to assassinate Miles Warbeck, an Australian underworld crime lord known as Viceroy, and framing Gambit over his death. In an attempt to make Sage work for Shaw again, you placed her in a series of illusions. However, with the assistance of Lifeguard, the daughter of Viceroy, Sage was able to break the illusion and reflect your back against you, leaving you in a vegetative state. Sucks for you, don't it? But don't worry...eventually you had woken up from it later on.

Your powers & abilities:

Possesses the mutant power to project extremely convincing and realistic illusions into the minds of others, the same ability your father had.

Your illusions are hypnotic and your victims tend to accept them as fact, even when the images and scenarios they are confronted with involve sudden changes to the world around them, or are inconsistent or improbable (for example, Rogue, when under your control, did not question the sudden existence of a multitude of Vargases, or the random jumps in location and time she was experiencing). As such, they can be used as a very effective brainwashing tool.

Your powers have psycho****tic effects meaning it can also kill, as your victims' bodies respond as if your illusions are real. Example: You confronted Viceroy with the illusion that he was drowning, and believing it to be real, he suffocated, despite having no physical injuries and being in a room with sufficient oxygen. Also, your illusions can put enemies in a coma-like state, by telepathically trapping your enemies' minds in a maze from which there's no escape.

When extremely bored, you like to have FAers actually believe that they have multiple hot women after them and for the ugly brahs, you make them believe that they are real-life Chads. To this day, you still have them believing all the chit that they're seeing and thinking is actually true and their friends and families have become very concerned, so concerned that some have already been admitted to psychiatric hospitals. You just find all of this funny and have no plans on snapping reality back into 'em.




Here you are making some trippin' out some people

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Originally Posted By Eskimo⏩

5'7, motorcycles and beer

Originally Posted By SmillironS⏩

6'8, cowboy, easy going

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Originally Posted By Eskimo⏩

5'7, motorcycles and beer

Username: Eskimo

Sharing the same height and based on your username, probably sharing the same location and possibly the same tribe of people too, you areHarpoonaka Kodiak Noatak. You're a member of the mutant assassin team known as Marauders, who are employed by Mister Sinister. Little is known about you, other than that you're an Inuit (a member of an indigenous people of northern Canada and parts of Greenland and Alaska). You are one deadly dude who's not to be fukked with and here's why.

You invaded the Morlocks underground tunnels in New York City, intent on wiping out their entire population (savage as fuk plan there!). Despite fierce resistance from the X-Men (them damn X-Men always up in errbody's business), they were merely distractions from the task at hand. While the other Marauders murdered Morlocks, you plunged your spear into Angels wings. You also caused Shadowcat to become trapped in a phased state and seriously injured Colossus, temporarily preventing the mutants body from turning back into flesh from its steel form. It's safe to say that you and the X-Men aren't exactly the best of buds.

Your powers:

Longitudinal Object Conversion: able to transform longitudinal objects into various forms of bio-energy. You can imbue any such object with this energy, but the amount of energy varies with the size of the object. You must then throw the object in order to transform it into energy. You could also charge the object with energy without actually transforming it to energy. Depending on the form of energy with which you imbues them, your weapons can stun, shock, paralyze, kill, explode, or disintegrate a living victim or inanimate target.

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Originally Posted By SmillironS⏩

6'8, cowboy, easy going

You are one tall brah and judging by your avatar, you've got some mass on ya too, big guy, so sharing the same height as this colossal dude, you areColossu---SYKE! Just fukkin w/ya!!! He's already been "claimed" but the giant bruh is also at 6'8 so you areDelgado. You're one of the original Acolytes (a team of mutant supervillians that followed the principles of the mutant Magneto, particularly the mutant right of superiority over normal humans. Some members of the Acolytes even worshipped Magneto with a religious fervor and regarded him as the “mutant messiah). You were often targeted by your fellow Acolytes that were able to manipulate the abilities of their fellow brethren to strengthen your powers.

Your powers & abilities:

The ability to grow in size, strength and stamina. The upper limits of the size that you could attain and the strength that you could wield were never ascertained. You drew the extra mass that you've gained upon using your power from a presumably extradimensional source. Oh...and you're also a baldcel. So let's see...from an unknown source is where you get your extremely powerful strength and increased mass and you're balding. I'm sure that you just tren hard and eat clen, that's all. Yup, that's it. THAT and drinking that special orange *ahem* "juice".

You with a very hot and petite sloot (well, she's probably around 5'10 but looks small as fuk compared to your giant ass). She's definitely a size queen and I'm sure she has some sort of healing factor ability down in "THAT" area for when you both do the "you know what".

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Originally Posted By JellyLellyFish⏩

5'7
Graphic Designer at an aquarium
Huge nerd, cosplay is life

Additional info:

Username: JellyLellyFish

Rep Power: 0



Something's really fishy here...ah, that's right - it's you. Since you seem to be fascinated by the aquatic life, you'll look like its inhabitants so you areAmberaka Alex (lame, no code names). You enrolled at Empire State University where you met a dude named Chambers after noticing that he was attracted to another classmate and you felt the need to caution him about getting involved with her. Chambers revealed to you that he was actually part of the X-Men and was there undercover to investigate the deaths of 6 other fellow mutants.

Your powers & abilities:

You have an unusual appearance, with a fin on the back of your head and scales covering your body. You also possess the ability to shapeshift. This ability commonly manifests itself in your sleep, when you assume the form of a normal, beautiful young blonde woman; your fantasy ideal.

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Originally Posted By SpeedMan1⏩

rice & chicken
6'3"
Rap (not that gay sh*t tho)

Username: SpeedMan1

Well, according to your username, it's extremely obvious who you should be. Fukkin quick! Guess who? Yup, you're fast...in fact, really super fast, pal. You areSpeed. You're a quick one, I see, so I'm sure that you know what your powers are already but I'll get into that chit later. Your full name is Thomas Shepherd butyouprefer to be called (gonna be real - you hate these names but I call you by these for my own enjoyment) either Tommy, Tom-Tom, Tomitty Tom Tom, Thomathy or TOE-MASS. You were born and raised in Springfield, New Jersey and is the only son of Frank and Mary Shepherd, who divorced when you were still young. You were in and out of juvenile halls for most of your life.

Because you "accidentally" vaporized your high school using your powers, you were imprisoned under court order in a high-powered facility equipped with advanced offensive and defensive technology such as robotic suits and power dampening containment cells. Before the Young Avengers freed you, you had been locked up for months, and was being tested and experimented on with the goal to make him into a living weapon.

Your connection to the X-Men: you later discover that your actual mom is Scarlet Witch (her twin brother is Quicksilver and their dad (your grandpa) is one of the most baddest motherfukkas ever: MAGNETO!).

Your powers & abilities:

- Supersonic speed
- Molecular acceleration
- Superhumanly fast reflexes
- Whirlwind Creation
- Fast metabolism
- Intangibility (power to enter a state in which they can pass through solid matter without harm - in other words, you can go through walls and chit)

Sucks you didn't inherit any of Mag's super powers...sucks reeeal haaard.

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