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Thread: It's 1500 AD post some misc titles.

post 1504199311 05-10-2017, 11:43 AM
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#271
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Originally Posted By Jax05⏩
"we need better crossbow control, no one needs to openly carry a crossbow"
There's no reason a person needs to carry 30 arrows in their quiver either
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Like all miscers IG posts crew
Sloots gonna sloot always
Ayyy Lmao
post 1504201241 05-10-2017, 11:58 AM
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#272
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Originally Posted By Gurgy⏩
There's no reason a person needs to carry 30 arrows in their quiver either
no more than 10 i'd say
Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit softly.
post 1504201401 05-10-2017, 11:59 AM
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#273
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post 1504201601 05-10-2017, 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
"Think new girlfriend is a witch, wut do?"
I recommend trial by fire, good sir.
Make that wench remove a stone from cauldron of oil.
If her wounds fester, she is guilty.
post 1504203341 05-10-2017, 12:13 PM
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#275
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Originally Posted By wesleysh21⏩
"What's with all the fear mongering over white immigrants?"
Has any post been funnier than this one yet lmfao
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post 1504205211 05-10-2017, 12:27 PM
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#276
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Originally Posted By MuckSnapper⏩
Has any post been funnier than this one yet lmfao
I thought mine was pretty good...
post 1504207411 05-10-2017, 12:41 PM
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#277
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LOL if you don't govern a colony in the West Indies with 1,500 slaves.

Ask a royal guillotine executioner anything.

New Neighbors just gave my village some free blankets, reps til I'm out!

Some pirates just stole my wife and kids, pirate theory confirmed.

If you don't earn 3 pieces of gold per day just kill yourself.

Ask a 14 year old who just got promoted to 1st mate of a trading vessel anything.
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post 1504208211 05-10-2017, 12:47 PM
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#278
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Saw this 13 y/o HBB today, wood plow but can't afford the wood plow her father wants in return.




Local lord wants to enact prima nocta on my sloot, wut do?
hi.
post 1504209041 05-10-2017, 12:54 PM
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#279
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I'm of age 5 years and what is this.
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Sloots gonna sloot always
Ayyy Lmao
post 1504209111 05-10-2017, 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted By stevedarsh⏩
Saw this 13 y/o HBB today, wood plow but can't afford the wood plow her father wants in return.
You speaketh wot brethren? Her father should be giving you the plow. Dowry son.
*** Always reps back CREW ***
post 1504209201 05-10-2017, 12:56 PM
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#281
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"(it's happening gif) some guys with big boat arrived. hold me brehs (sorry for blurry pic)"
Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit softly.
post 1504209241 05-10-2017, 12:56 PM
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#282
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Originally Posted By Gunite⏩
You speaketh wot brethren? Her father should be giving you the plow. Dowry son.
Wood plow HBB: is this sufficient dowry?
hi.
post 1504211621 05-10-2017, 01:16 PM
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#283
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U aware of tobacco? Gtfih, full of benefits.

Sloot gave me smallpox. Wut do?

Finally made CEO 10k/day selling indulgences.

Got job as cabin boy on ship sailing to new world. Did I dun goof?
Deuteronomy 28:35
post 1504213221 05-10-2017, 01:31 PM
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#284
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"gonna join a pirate ship AMA"
Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit softly.
post 1504213551 05-10-2017, 01:33 PM
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#285
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You mirin' my mutton? Lunch thread reps inside.
post 1504213711 05-10-2017, 01:35 PM
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#286
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Pick 1-8. This is how you're executed.

1. Beheaded by executioner

2. Burned at the stake

3. Guillotine

4. Sawing

Spoiler!


5. Impalement

Spoiler!


6. Hanged

7. Crucifixion

8. Rat torture
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post 1504214571 05-10-2017, 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted By Jax05⏩
"gonna join a pirate ship AMA"
why are u gonna go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure will be the friends u are making? it's weird
Originally Posted By I3igAl⏩
I recommend trial by fire, good sir.
Make that wench remove a stone from cauldron of oil.
If her wounds fester, she is guilty.
hehe ty men for the tips!
Originally Posted By Med-Tec⏩
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lmao perfect
post 1504214641 05-10-2017, 01:42 PM
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#288
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Misc bow and arrow crew checking in

A watchman just shot one of the lads with a musket. Peasant lives matter.
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post 1504219291 05-10-2017, 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted By MuckSnapper⏩
Has any post been funnier than this one yet lmfao
The one you quoted and
Originally Posted By Hesher⏩
Our town's executioner possesses very developed traps and shoulders. Can this be from the natural realm, or should I presume witchcraft?
Made me lose my chit
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post 1504219771 05-10-2017, 02:22 PM
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#290
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the ladies only desireth Prince Chad
post 1504221131 05-10-2017, 02:33 PM
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I have entered this forum and posted a parchment before Sir Clive has had a chance to retort
post 1504222101 05-10-2017, 02:42 PM
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Just LOL at anyone making less than 500$/year

Future 1k/year checking in
post 1504250961 05-10-2017, 07:46 PM
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#293
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Originally Posted By GarthVader⏩
Pick 1-8. This is how you're executed.

1. Beheaded by executioner

2. Burned at the stake

3. Guillotine

4. Sawing

Spoiler!


5. Impalement

Spoiler!


6. Hanged

7. Crucifixion

8. Rat torture
Fuarkkkk This is just so brutal. Probably the biggest hit AP4 crew has ever taken
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Cant spell defiantly crew
post 1504265171 05-10-2017, 10:09 PM
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#294
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ayyy my boi Perseus hasnt showered in 3 months, but he could take your bitch
post 1504385031 05-11-2017, 05:12 AM
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#295
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MRW the King sees my post history
Certified 1200 ng/l T
post 1504395681 05-11-2017, 07:27 AM
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#296
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"it's 1500 why do we still need rep power?"
Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit softly.
post 1504396201 05-11-2017, 07:32 AM
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Originally Posted By Kushkiss⏩
"11 year old HBB looked at me, marry now or ask her father first?"

"gunpowder is GOAT"

"POLL are Mongols natty?"
Women are not funny
Ecclesiastes 3:8 A time to love and a time to hate; A time for war and a time for peace.
Proverbs 12:4 A worthy wife is a crown for her husband, but a disgraceful woman is like cancer in his bones.
post 1504400791 05-11-2017, 08:13 AM
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#298
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"overheard bunch of tradesmen having a conversation today...."
Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit softly.
post 1504409831 05-11-2017, 09:33 AM
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#299
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Had an Italian explorer tell me I had pepperoni nips today. U fornicateth wot brethren?
*** Always reps back CREW ***
post 1504410791 05-11-2017, 09:40 AM
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LOL, just LOL at tradies.

...wait, that one is timeless in all eras of history.

EDIT: ^ Curse you, wizard.
Nah, fukk that. I’m not doing that.
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