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post 1504097001 05-09-2017, 02:55 PM
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#241
  1. Hesher
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  1. Hesher
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Tyrone the Saracen and Jamal the Moor verily doth want to know thy maiden in the most biblical of ways.

Saileth mine ship west, discovered island with Indians but no curry. What do?

I shall enspire to create a mechanical method of printing entire pages of text, thus enabling me to become CEO £1/day.

Currently suffering from an imbalance of bodily humors. How much blood should my barber release?

Laughing heartily at the concept of becoming a tradesman when opportunities doth abound curing for victims of the Black Death.

Our town's executioner possesses very developed traps and shoulders. Can this be from the natural realm, or should I presume witchcraft?

The Sheriff of Rottingham on the Lie Down hath given me a square of the color most crimson. What shall I do?
Deuteronomy 28:35
post 1504102971 05-09-2017, 03:48 PM
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#242
  1. Cattoy
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  1. Cattoy
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"Recent Martin Luther post. Can't read. Aware me brethren."
post 1504104201 05-09-2017, 03:59 PM
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#243
  1. Arsenal01
  2. 50 shades of prisma
  1. Arsenal01
  2. 50 shades of prisma
  3. Join Date: Apr 2008
  4. Location: Ontario, Canada
  5. Posts: 12,353
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Just sneezed brahs...good night sweet princes'
"Take account of yourselves before your are brought to account."

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength -Marcus Aurelius
post 1504104401 05-09-2017, 04:01 PM
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#244
  1. chrisbabula
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  1. chrisbabula
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Let me aware you of cacao the gift from the gods thrmselves.

Just lol at these *******s drinking beer from a bottle
post 1504110171 05-09-2017, 04:58 PM
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#245
  1. SYKO227
  2. making Bert decals
  1. SYKO227
  2. making Bert decals
  3. Join Date: Sep 2009
  4. Location: Texas, United States
  5. Posts: 13,679
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You mirin my brontosaurus? Gonna put a misc hat on it.




Am I doing it right?
*MFC*
*MAGA*



"I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse" - Karl Pilkington

WWG1WGA
post 1504110331 05-09-2017, 04:59 PM
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#246
  1. proudmanlet
  2. Registered Weapon
  1. proudmanlet
  2. Registered Weapon
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  4. Height: 5'5"
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"Think new girlfriend is a witch, wut do?"
post 1504111611 05-09-2017, 05:14 PM
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#247
  1. IIIWolverineIII
  2. ==========
  1. IIIWolverineIII
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  3. Join Date: Aug 2013
  4. Location: Indiana, United States
  5. Age: 33
  6. Posts: 6,404
  7. Rep Power: 16974
"Just lol @ atlantic slave trade tradie slaves"
No reps for the wicked ★ Deacon at the Church of Iron ★ Boring Adult Crew
--------Ask not what the misc can do for you, ask what you can do for the misc----------
post 1504111631 05-09-2017, 05:14 PM
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#248
  1. G0nzo72
  2. Nomad Miscer
  1. G0nzo72
  2. Nomad Miscer
  3. Join Date: Jun 2016
  4. Location: Vietnam
  5. Posts: 3,278
  6. Rep Power: 9007
"A Noble stole me my ladylove. Wut do?"
"I just fapped to this oil painting sloot. Misc, will I go to hell?"
Wesn Eu
post 1504112011 05-09-2017, 05:17 PM
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#249
  1. gwem32170191
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  1. gwem32170191
  2. Registered User
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  5. Age: 39
  6. Posts: 9,669
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Been out sailing and all my old wounds are opening up (Misc Doctors GTFIH)
It is not so much the major events as the small day-to-day decisions that map the course of our living. . . Our lives are, in reality, the sum total of our seemingly unimportant decisions and of our capacity to live by those decisions. ― Gordon B. Hinckley
post 1504114771 05-09-2017, 05:42 PM
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#250
  1. wincel
  2. Banned
  1. wincel
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: Aug 2016
  4. Location: Chad
  5. Posts: 64,937
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U boyos aware of leech therapy?
post 1504166411 05-10-2017, 06:29 AM
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#251
  1. Jax05
  2. Tuna, No Crust
  1. Jax05
  2. Tuna, No Crust
  3. Join Date: Jan 2011
  4. Posts: 26,055
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"turks at the gates wut do?"


"just saw this ******* with his face wrapped up (ninja stealth painting)



"fastest way to cure rash in the forbidden area? (asking for a friend) (srs)"
Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit softly.
post 1504168521 05-10-2017, 06:56 AM
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#252
  1. TLTrooper
  2. Robopoc
  1. TLTrooper
  2. Robopoc
  3. Join Date: May 2011
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GF cheated on me with king of spain, going NC (sorry no portraits)

Thinking of going NC on ex, keeps sending me manuscripts begging for me to take her back.

Fuk it I enlisted, going NC, first commission on Santa Maria (advice?)

Lol just frauded some jungle-browns for their gold, i gave them a bible (reps)

Think I might have the black plague, will foam rolling help?

Hoist heavily, take cod liver oil.
post 1504169861 05-10-2017, 07:11 AM
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#253
  1. twovalvekid
  2. N3rd Op3rator
  1. twovalvekid
  2. N3rd Op3rator
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"PIITB Last Night Guys, going to hell, wut do, should I tell father? Excommunication help? GTFIH. SRS."
MFC
Misc Cologne Crew | **BBC** | Aventus Friday Crew

RIP YGST
post 1504170841 05-10-2017, 07:24 AM
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#254
  1. taf1968
  2. RIP GST
  1. taf1968
  2. RIP GST
  3. Join Date: Dec 2007
  4. Location: Littleton, Colorado, United States
  5. Age: 58
  6. Posts: 36,424
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In for HarkKiddo wood carvings.
*MFC Elder Statesmen Cabinet Crew*

**Distal Bicep Rupture Crew (Feb 2013)** -- recovery log: http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=151942933
**Extreme Dips Crew** - http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=136113651
post 1504171241 05-10-2017, 07:28 AM
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#255
  1. MrBourbon
  2. Some idiot
  1. MrBourbon
  2. Some idiot
  3. Join Date: Aug 2014
  4. Posts: 29,843
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If you don't joust you're a low test *******.

Misc, how can I be more Alpha?
Spoiler!
^^yes, this question has been asked on the misc, unchanged, for the past 517 years.
Smooth Seas don't make Strong Sailors. Keep your head up.

MrWhiskey24 for jolly cooperation (PS)
post 1504171531 05-10-2017, 07:31 AM
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#256
  1. veggie530
  2. Not Aware
  1. veggie530
  2. Not Aware
  3. Join Date: Jan 2009
  4. Location: United States
  5. Posts: 12,078
  6. Rep Power: 155340
Originally Posted By Hesher
Our town's executioner possesses very developed traps and shoulders. Can this be from the natural realm, or should I presume witchcraft?
I just ****ing died reading this lolol
August 2023:
BW: 194
B: 315 x 3, 225 x 14 (PR: 335)
S: 315 x 2, 225 x 18 (PR's)
DL: 405 x 1 (PR); Trap Bar DL: 405 x 1
OHP: 185 x 3 (PR), 135 x 16
Chins: 22(PR) Pushups: 83 (PR: 101)
1 Mile: 6:45 (PR: 5:52)
post 1504172011 05-10-2017, 07:37 AM
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#257
  1. LegDayLol
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  1. LegDayLol
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Just leased this bad boy 5 shillings/month GTFIH rapes till I'm out

I identify as a chad with a jawline so chiseled it can cut diamond, don't assume my genetics

The best time to plant a tree is 20 years ago, the second best time in now
post 1504172051 05-10-2017, 07:38 AM
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#258
  1. TheReverend
  2. O-Qua Tangin Wann
  1. TheReverend
  2. O-Qua Tangin Wann
  3. Join Date: Apr 2009
  4. Location: Orange Park, Florida, United States
  5. Posts: 4,844
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Originally Posted By taf1968
In for HarkKiddo wood carvings.
LMFAO repped
post 1504173651 05-10-2017, 07:51 AM
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#259
  1. lightsarefallin
  2. Nukem
  1. lightsarefallin
  2. Nukem
  3. Join Date: Oct 2010
  4. Location: Canada
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house slave more aesthetic than me, wut do?
gf showed her ankle to my best friend, should i go north croatia?
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1504177771 05-10-2017, 08:33 AM
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#260
  1. taf1968
  2. RIP GST
  1. taf1968
  2. RIP GST
  3. Join Date: Dec 2007
  4. Location: Littleton, Colorado, United States
  5. Age: 58
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Neighbor turned me into the HOA for having a moat wider than 10 feet . . . threatening to put me in the stocks if I don't fill it in to be in compliance. Wut doth I do?
*MFC Elder Statesmen Cabinet Crew*

**Distal Bicep Rupture Crew (Feb 2013)** -- recovery log: http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=151942933
**Extreme Dips Crew** - http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=136113651
post 1504178471 05-10-2017, 08:40 AM
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#261
  1. Gt3x24x7
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  1. Gt3x24x7
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******* OP gave me the plague from putting it in my butt while I was sleeping
post 1504181381 05-10-2017, 09:07 AM
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#262
  1. EnriqueBrah
  2. Rustled
  1. EnriqueBrah
  2. Rustled
  3. Join Date: Feb 2013
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william shakespeare the type of lad to hold a bruised banana and ask it "who did this to you?"
Wrestler
BJJ Crew
New Jersey crew
Philadelphia Eagles
Philadelphia 76ers

Wentz, Simmons, Embiid future HoFers
post 1504183321 05-10-2017, 09:26 AM
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#263
  1. Jax05
  2. Tuna, No Crust
  1. Jax05
  2. Tuna, No Crust
  3. Join Date: Jan 2011
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'ITT we post our dishwashers' names"
Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit softly.
post 1504186831 05-10-2017, 10:04 AM
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#264
  1. twovalvekid
  2. N3rd Op3rator
  1. twovalvekid
  2. N3rd Op3rator
  3. Join Date: Sep 2013
  4. Location: Saratoga Springs, New York, United States
  5. Posts: 36,172
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Originally Posted By taf1968
Neighbor turned me into the HOA for having a moat wider than 10 feet . . . threatening to put me in the stocks if I don't fill it in to be in compliance. Wut doth I do?
On recharge. So many feels.
MFC
Misc Cologne Crew | **BBC** | Aventus Friday Crew

RIP YGST
post 1504187801 05-10-2017, 10:13 AM
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#265
  1. weightsb4dates
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  1. weightsb4dates
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  4. Location: California, United States
  5. Posts: 26,563
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"Village Prepper Brahs GTFIH"
Just picked this up from the village, how did i do?




Misc Boots and Tunik Crew
new swag lads, m'lady will definatly be in admiration at the ball this eve




ohh yea, Op liketh to lie with men
post 1504196041 05-10-2017, 11:21 AM
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#266
  1. GarthVader
  2. Ribbed for her pleasure.
  1. GarthVader
  2. Ribbed for her pleasure.
  3. Join Date: Jun 2007
  4. Location: Florida, United States
  5. Posts: 16,637
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Originally Posted By weightsb4dates
"Village Prepper Brahs GTFIH"
Just picked this up from the village, how did i do?




Misc Boots and Tunik Crew
new swag lads, m'lady will definatly be in admiration at the ball this eve




ohh yea, Op liketh to lie with men
Crossbows are so 1000 and late. Lol at you for not getting one of these.

"Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer." - Arnold

USAF
OEF/OIF/OIR

Boston Bruins, New England Patriots, Boston Red Sox, Liverpool FC.

Check out my landscape oil paintings. https://www.happypaintingsbycraig.com
post 1504196341 05-10-2017, 11:23 AM
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#267
  1. IntelExchange
  2. ERA - Ameno
  1. IntelExchange
  2. ERA - Ameno
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  6. Rep Power: 20503
Misc animal intestine broke when rapi... i mean phucking this sloot i met at the market today, wut do
HTC Crew
Armwrestling Crew

"He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at"
Adolf Hitler - 30 April 1945, before pulling the trigger.
post 1504196491 05-10-2017, 11:24 AM
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#268
  1. Sanguivorant
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  1. Sanguivorant
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Originally Posted By GarthVader
Crossbows are so 1000 and late. Lol at you for not getting one of these.
Crossbows and even a well-trained bowman were by far much more dangerous than some ******* holding a rudimentary gunpowder disposal that took five minutes to reload srs.
post 1504197261 05-10-2017, 11:31 AM
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#269
  1. gwem32170191
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  1. gwem32170191
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You walk into a tavern and this guy slaps your wife's ass. Wut do?

It is not so much the major events as the small day-to-day decisions that map the course of our living. . . Our lives are, in reality, the sum total of our seemingly unimportant decisions and of our capacity to live by those decisions. ― Gordon B. Hinckley
post 1504198521 05-10-2017, 11:38 AM
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#270
  1. Jax05
  2. Tuna, No Crust
  1. Jax05
  2. Tuna, No Crust
  3. Join Date: Jan 2011
  4. Posts: 26,055
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"misc noblemen gtfih. peasants stay the fukk out"

"we need better crossbow control, no one needs to openly carry a crossbow"
Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit softly.
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