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01-14-2024, 12:34 PM
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Lmao good stuff
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01-14-2024, 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted By gbullock32⏩
lmao that's gold
Lol. Halloween last year someone found a zombie door sticker that was full sized, and it was wearing a blue shirt and pants (inmate colors). They put it on the inside of the bathroom door so you wouldn't see it until you look in the mirror when washing your hands. SO I piss, go to wash my hands and just kind of notice the person shaped figure in blue out of the corner of my eye, out of habit I whip my baton out and yell "Get the fck down!" loud as hell at 0450 hours, then notice it's a door sticker and just started laughing. Whoever put it up (never found out who) got me damn good.
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01-15-2024, 06:54 AM
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Well, last few days were wild, too much sht but nothing funny…
So something on the more fun side. Working D yard as SPO #4 (I spent 5 years on D yard, so a lot of stories from there) and we had a dog program at the time, basically we got about 8 puppies and the best behaved inmates got to be dog handlers. They trained the dogs to be put up for adoption, this was part of 'rehabilitation.' At first I thought it was dumb, but it really did improve the yard, less incidents and it was just nice to pet a dog when you were having a bad day, it went away for a bit but we just brought it back again; amazing seeing the attitude change in guys when they just get a chance to play fetch with a dog, srs.
Anyways… we are just watching the yard, nothing much going on, the dogs are out running around and we have an alarm in D 1, it's a fight. We all go running, inmates on the yard sit down when Observation uses the PA to put the yard down, during an alarm all inmates are required to sit down, if you don't we assume you are involved or are 'Disobeying an Order' which is a write up. As we go running all the dogs, not knowing better, come chasing us and running with us as the dog handlers are sitting yelling at the dogs to sit and stay, well the dogs ignore them and as we run into the building we have about 8 dogs run in with us. The second we get in the inmates fighting see about 9 cops and 8 dogs run in and they just stop and look at the dogs and us like WTF is going on…
The immediately stop fighting and stand there confused by what they are seeing, this is fcking hilarious; they get down right away, no one wants to be the ******* who fights around the dogs. As they are down we are trying to cuff them up and the dogs are getting in the way, trying to lick the guys we are cuffing, and trying to play with them and us. We keep having to push the dogs off and everyone is laughing so hard at how stupid this whole thing is, even the guys who were fighting are laughing. Killed all the tension and made the whole incident go way better than it could have.
-We liked the dogs so much someone actually made trading cards, like pokemon cards, for each dog and gave them out, gotta collect 'em all! Sometimes work is just fun. Wish I had a picture of one but this was years back, not sure we still have any floating around.
So something on the more fun side. Working D yard as SPO #4 (I spent 5 years on D yard, so a lot of stories from there) and we had a dog program at the time, basically we got about 8 puppies and the best behaved inmates got to be dog handlers. They trained the dogs to be put up for adoption, this was part of 'rehabilitation.' At first I thought it was dumb, but it really did improve the yard, less incidents and it was just nice to pet a dog when you were having a bad day, it went away for a bit but we just brought it back again; amazing seeing the attitude change in guys when they just get a chance to play fetch with a dog, srs.
Anyways… we are just watching the yard, nothing much going on, the dogs are out running around and we have an alarm in D 1, it's a fight. We all go running, inmates on the yard sit down when Observation uses the PA to put the yard down, during an alarm all inmates are required to sit down, if you don't we assume you are involved or are 'Disobeying an Order' which is a write up. As we go running all the dogs, not knowing better, come chasing us and running with us as the dog handlers are sitting yelling at the dogs to sit and stay, well the dogs ignore them and as we run into the building we have about 8 dogs run in with us. The second we get in the inmates fighting see about 9 cops and 8 dogs run in and they just stop and look at the dogs and us like WTF is going on…
The immediately stop fighting and stand there confused by what they are seeing, this is fcking hilarious; they get down right away, no one wants to be the ******* who fights around the dogs. As they are down we are trying to cuff them up and the dogs are getting in the way, trying to lick the guys we are cuffing, and trying to play with them and us. We keep having to push the dogs off and everyone is laughing so hard at how stupid this whole thing is, even the guys who were fighting are laughing. Killed all the tension and made the whole incident go way better than it could have.
-We liked the dogs so much someone actually made trading cards, like pokemon cards, for each dog and gave them out, gotta collect 'em all! Sometimes work is just fun. Wish I had a picture of one but this was years back, not sure we still have any floating around.
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01-15-2024, 08:07 AM
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Posted the pic in another thread, but how to unwind after… a lot of sht. Haters gonna hate.
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01-15-2024, 07:11 PM
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On the unfun note, how this job, or any first responder job really, can fck with you. Think: EMT, Nurse, Officer, Sheriff, Cop, Corrections, Military… anything like that.
I wanted to visit family for a week, so I hammered out shift swaps for 2 weeks, I worked 96 hours a week for both weeks; I had maybe 2 years in at the time and had not seen family much. I moved 200+ miles for the job so visiting was kind of rare, especially since I was getting used to the job at first.
Anyways… I get a week off, I worked a double shift (16 hours) then drove 4 hours, no sleep just a shower, all the way from Coalinga to Citrus Heights, awake for about 30 hours and I am going to dinner with my whole family. While we are waiting to be seated my sister-in-law thinks it would be funny to mess with me. She thinks trying to sneak my wallet out of my back pocket would be a good joke. No. Just fcking no. I am strung out and there is no reason, ever, that anyone would ever (at work) be that close to me from behind. She gets near me and I sense it, like I just feel it out of habit that someone is behind me, as she went closer to me I spun and almost railed her in the jaw. I would have broken her jaw easily but luckily training kicked in: Look, then hit, I came within inches of busting her sht up, but managed to pull my punch.
I cannot sit near a door with my back to it, I need to see all doors, anyone walking by gets a side eye, not that I am trying to be rude but it's habit…
If I am standing in line at the grocery store I stand back to something so I am sideways, I DO NOT like people behind me, and if you get too close I will ask (once) for you to give me space. I ASK once, after that it goes right to I make you step back, "Hey guy (lady) take a step back you're up in my sht…" Most do it, if you don't then I will make it volumous when I say "Hey, take a step back", it's habit.
I wanted to visit family for a week, so I hammered out shift swaps for 2 weeks, I worked 96 hours a week for both weeks; I had maybe 2 years in at the time and had not seen family much. I moved 200+ miles for the job so visiting was kind of rare, especially since I was getting used to the job at first.
Anyways… I get a week off, I worked a double shift (16 hours) then drove 4 hours, no sleep just a shower, all the way from Coalinga to Citrus Heights, awake for about 30 hours and I am going to dinner with my whole family. While we are waiting to be seated my sister-in-law thinks it would be funny to mess with me. She thinks trying to sneak my wallet out of my back pocket would be a good joke. No. Just fcking no. I am strung out and there is no reason, ever, that anyone would ever (at work) be that close to me from behind. She gets near me and I sense it, like I just feel it out of habit that someone is behind me, as she went closer to me I spun and almost railed her in the jaw. I would have broken her jaw easily but luckily training kicked in: Look, then hit, I came within inches of busting her sht up, but managed to pull my punch.
I cannot sit near a door with my back to it, I need to see all doors, anyone walking by gets a side eye, not that I am trying to be rude but it's habit…
If I am standing in line at the grocery store I stand back to something so I am sideways, I DO NOT like people behind me, and if you get too close I will ask (once) for you to give me space. I ASK once, after that it goes right to I make you step back, "Hey guy (lady) take a step back you're up in my sht…" Most do it, if you don't then I will make it volumous when I say "Hey, take a step back", it's habit.
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01-15-2024, 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted By gbullock32⏩
the dawg trading cards is enough to bring a tear to the eye
Well, last few days were wild, too much sht but nothing funny…
So something on the more fun side. Working D yard as SPO #4 (I spent 5 years on D yard, so a lot of stories from there) and we had a dog program at the time, basically we got about 8 puppies and the best behaved inmates got to be dog handlers. They trained the dogs to be put up for adoption, this was part of 'rehabilitation.' At first I thought it was dumb, but it really did improve the yard, less incidents and it was just nice to pet a dog when you were having a bad day, it went away for a bit but we just brought it back again; amazing seeing the attitude change in guys when they just get a chance to play fetch with a dog, srs.
Anyways… we are just watching the yard, nothing much going on, the dogs are out running around and we have an alarm in D 1, it's a fight. We all go running, inmates on the yard sit down when Observation uses the PA to put the yard down, during an alarm all inmates are required to sit down, if you don't we assume you are involved or are 'Disobeying an Order' which is a write up. As we go running all the dogs, not knowing better, come chasing us and running with us as the dog handlers are sitting yelling at the dogs to sit and stay, well the dogs ignore them and as we run into the building we have about 8 dogs run in with us. The second we get in the inmates fighting see about 9 cops and 8 dogs run in and they just stop and look at the dogs and us like WTF is going on…
The immediately stop fighting and stand there confused by what they are seeing, this is fcking hilarious; they get down right away, no one wants to be the ******* who fights around the dogs. As they are down we are trying to cuff them up and the dogs are getting in the way, trying to lick the guys we are cuffing, and trying to play with them and us. We keep having to push the dogs off and everyone is laughing so hard at how stupid this whole thing is, even the guys who were fighting are laughing. Killed all the tension and made the whole incident go way better than it could have.
-We liked the dogs so much someone actually made trading cards, like pokemon cards, for each dog and gave them out, gotta collect 'em all! Sometimes work is just fun. Wish I had a picture of one but this was years back, not sure we still have any floating around.
So something on the more fun side. Working D yard as SPO #4 (I spent 5 years on D yard, so a lot of stories from there) and we had a dog program at the time, basically we got about 8 puppies and the best behaved inmates got to be dog handlers. They trained the dogs to be put up for adoption, this was part of 'rehabilitation.' At first I thought it was dumb, but it really did improve the yard, less incidents and it was just nice to pet a dog when you were having a bad day, it went away for a bit but we just brought it back again; amazing seeing the attitude change in guys when they just get a chance to play fetch with a dog, srs.
Anyways… we are just watching the yard, nothing much going on, the dogs are out running around and we have an alarm in D 1, it's a fight. We all go running, inmates on the yard sit down when Observation uses the PA to put the yard down, during an alarm all inmates are required to sit down, if you don't we assume you are involved or are 'Disobeying an Order' which is a write up. As we go running all the dogs, not knowing better, come chasing us and running with us as the dog handlers are sitting yelling at the dogs to sit and stay, well the dogs ignore them and as we run into the building we have about 8 dogs run in with us. The second we get in the inmates fighting see about 9 cops and 8 dogs run in and they just stop and look at the dogs and us like WTF is going on…
The immediately stop fighting and stand there confused by what they are seeing, this is fcking hilarious; they get down right away, no one wants to be the ******* who fights around the dogs. As they are down we are trying to cuff them up and the dogs are getting in the way, trying to lick the guys we are cuffing, and trying to play with them and us. We keep having to push the dogs off and everyone is laughing so hard at how stupid this whole thing is, even the guys who were fighting are laughing. Killed all the tension and made the whole incident go way better than it could have.
-We liked the dogs so much someone actually made trading cards, like pokemon cards, for each dog and gave them out, gotta collect 'em all! Sometimes work is just fun. Wish I had a picture of one but this was years back, not sure we still have any floating around.
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01-16-2024, 02:28 AM
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Originally Posted By stegosaurus⏩
Trying to remember all their names.
the dawg trading cards is enough to bring a tear to the eye
Finn
Nala
Murphey
Kelen
Forgetting the rest, this was back in 2018 or so when they first started it.
Nala was a savage, we had a lot of gophers on the yard and she killed them all, ate them; it was nice because tripping in a gopher hole took out a lot of staff and inmates.
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01-16-2024, 09:12 AM
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Unrelated, this is fcking tasty.
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01-16-2024, 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted By gbullock32⏩
what's the base is it wine, beer, vodka?
Unrelated, this is fcking tasty.
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01-16-2024, 10:27 PM
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Originally Posted By stegosaurus⏩
Soda, it's damn tasty too, they had this nd pineapple.
what's the base is it wine, beer, vodka?
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01-17-2024, 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted By gbullock32⏩
lol no i meant whats the alcohol base, like four lokos are wine based, etc
Soda, it's damn tasty too, they had this nd pineapple.
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01-17-2024, 01:56 PM
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probably has been asked by is there any gang grouping like in prison scene movies/series like Prison Break
the Nazis/White supremacists, Black gangs, Latino/Mexican mafia, East Euro, Asians?
any stories related to exchanges between gangs
the Nazis/White supremacists, Black gangs, Latino/Mexican mafia, East Euro, Asians?
any stories related to exchanges between gangs
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01-18-2024, 09:07 AM
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01-18-2024, 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted By atgbrahsrs⏩
Mostly on our Sensitive Needs Yards, General Population not as much; you run with who you run with on GP.
probably has been asked by is there any gang grouping like in prison scene movies/series like Prison Break
the Nazis/White supremacists, Black gangs, Latino/Mexican mafia, East Euro, Asians?
any stories related to exchanges between gangs
the Nazis/White supremacists, Black gangs, Latino/Mexican mafia, East Euro, Asians?
any stories related to exchanges between gangs
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01-18-2024, 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted By gbullock32⏩
didn't know they made a hard soda. but if i'm going to drink a soda with alc. I'll just grab a four loko
Unrelated, this is fcking tasty.
01-19-2024, 03:32 PM
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Originally Posted By p7nk⏩
didn't know they made a hard soda. but if i'm going to drink a soda with alc. I'll just grab a four loko
Fck Four Loco this sht is the real deal.
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01-19-2024, 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted By gbullock32⏩
Fck Four Loco this sht is the real deal.
That looks good
Fck Four Loco this sht is the real deal.
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01-19-2024, 10:19 PM
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Fck Four Loco this sht is the real deal.
lmao where do you find this stuff? that looks like it would be 10/10
Fck Four Loco this sht is the real deal.
the coolest new thing i found was hard arizona iced teas and they werent as good as i had hoped
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01-19-2024, 11:57 PM
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lol at calling smirnoff a 10/10. you could literally make 100 different cocktails with the vodka you got. Id even mix the smirnoff with vodka.fuking amateurs.
Got a call from my dad in prison on the 15th. It was my birthday. Hes practically a shotcaller in that pussy min sec prison.Its nice though. He works in the greenhouse and the womans prison is close by so he might see some prime prison pussy once in a while. When i was in Statesville i saw a Amazon CO i wish would frisk me
Got a call from my dad in prison on the 15th. It was my birthday. Hes practically a shotcaller in that pussy min sec prison.Its nice though. He works in the greenhouse and the womans prison is close by so he might see some prime prison pussy once in a while. When i was in Statesville i saw a Amazon CO i wish would frisk me
01-20-2024, 02:25 AM
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Originally Posted By stegosaurus⏩
2 for $7, sht is well worth it, so are the Monster Beats, taste just like Monsters. Save Mart has them.
lmao where do you find this stuff? that looks like it would be 10/10
the coolest new thing i found was hard arizona iced teas and they werent as good as i had hoped
the coolest new thing i found was hard arizona iced teas and they werent as good as i had hoped
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Hey don't you be hatin' on my Smirnoff! j/k, it's cheap and taste like ass but for the price it's just right.
lol at calling smirnoff a 10/10. you could literally make 100 different cocktails with the vodka you got. Id even mix the smirnoff with vodka.fuking amateurs.
Got a call from my dad in prison on the 15th. It was my birthday. Hes practically a shotcaller in that pussy min sec prison.Its nice though. He works in the greenhouse and the womans prison is close by so he might see some prime prison pussy once in a while. When i was in Statesville i saw a Amazon CO i wish would frisk me
Got a call from my dad in prison on the 15th. It was my birthday. Hes practically a shotcaller in that pussy min sec prison.Its nice though. He works in the greenhouse and the womans prison is close by so he might see some prime prison pussy once in a while. When i was in Statesville i saw a Amazon CO i wish would frisk me
Good for your Dad getting a chance to call you, when I was in a booth I'd always let people get a birthday call or let them call family on birthdays, I would look up to see birthdays and let them have an hour from 1800-1900 when we were down after chow. Normally calls are 15 minutes and only when we had dayroom, but hey, birthdays I can make an exception.
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01-21-2024, 12:51 AM
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So, working A Yard, the one week I don't have shift swaps since my swap partner had training, I'd just signed up for overtime because the night shift always gets forced for overtime and if I'm staying I at least want to pick my job.
So anyways I did back to back double shifts, I think I'm good off a hold but fck me, we have a Code 3 medical transport (Code 3 is the highest medical emergency, ambulance rolling lights and sirens). I go to get a State Van, my partner is going in the ambulance, luckily it's my friend so if nothing else I know it will be chill. So I never see the inmate, they give me no info on him, you know like why is going to the ER for example, sht I might like to know. So I get to the ER and this inmate had drank so much they found him non-responsive and cell covered in puke on the first count. So I walk in and the ER nurses are trying to get the guy to say or do something and I notice this guy is a porter for D 2, a guy I knew for years.
I go right up and yell "You? You stupid piece of sht motherfcker!" He just sits up and says "Fcking Bullock, why are you her?"
The nurse just says "Oh, he moved. He's fine."
The only time he'd talk was when I spoke to him, it was funny how nurses had to get me to talk to him for them.
We had to sit there for 14 hours until he was 'sober' enough to be released. He couldn't stop puking the whole drive back, but fck it, medical at the prison cleared him too so my happy ass was good.
Every time the nurses weren't looking we'd try to wake him up, tap his foot or something like that. Hey guy, I got better sht to do than be in the ER on a Saturday.
So anyways I did back to back double shifts, I think I'm good off a hold but fck me, we have a Code 3 medical transport (Code 3 is the highest medical emergency, ambulance rolling lights and sirens). I go to get a State Van, my partner is going in the ambulance, luckily it's my friend so if nothing else I know it will be chill. So I never see the inmate, they give me no info on him, you know like why is going to the ER for example, sht I might like to know. So I get to the ER and this inmate had drank so much they found him non-responsive and cell covered in puke on the first count. So I walk in and the ER nurses are trying to get the guy to say or do something and I notice this guy is a porter for D 2, a guy I knew for years.
I go right up and yell "You? You stupid piece of sht motherfcker!" He just sits up and says "Fcking Bullock, why are you her?"
The nurse just says "Oh, he moved. He's fine."
The only time he'd talk was when I spoke to him, it was funny how nurses had to get me to talk to him for them.
We had to sit there for 14 hours until he was 'sober' enough to be released. He couldn't stop puking the whole drive back, but fck it, medical at the prison cleared him too so my happy ass was good.
Every time the nurses weren't looking we'd try to wake him up, tap his foot or something like that. Hey guy, I got better sht to do than be in the ER on a Saturday.
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01-21-2024, 12:59 AM
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Are you a correctional officer? If so…how dangerous is the job
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01-21-2024, 01:20 AM
#293
Originally Posted By Fang2⏩
Yes, 9 years and going.
Are you a correctional officer? If so…how dangerous is the job
Dangerous depends on a lot of things: which prison, and how you carry yourself are the biggest things I'd say. If you give respect you get respect for example. Were I work a gopher hole takes out more people than inmates, running to an alarm on the yard gets a lot of people.
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01-21-2024, 04:53 AM
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Originally Posted By stegosaurus⏩
Missed this post but not sure, didn't even look. On a guess vodka? Tasted exactly like orange soda though, no alcohol taste at all.
lol no i meant whats the alcohol base, like four lokos are wine based, etc
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01-21-2024, 05:16 AM
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Do you have any other ambitions in life or do you plan on this as your career?
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Does it pay well? mirin the stories.
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01-21-2024, 06:01 AM
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Originally Posted By gbullock32⏩
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Unrelated, this is fcking tasty.
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01-21-2024, 06:14 AM
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Originally Posted By bongowongo⏩
I like it, no plans to change career, retirement for pension is 57 years old so probably work until I die. Current I am topped out on pay so $8866/mo pre tax. We get a 3% raise in July. Overtime can be hit or miss sometimes but I can always get 4, OT is ~$700 per shift.
Do you have any other ambitions in life or do you plan on this as your career?
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01-21-2024, 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted By gbullock32⏩
Thats great money.
I like it, no plans to change career, retirement for pension is 57 years old so probably work until I die. Current I am topped out on pay so $8866/mo pre tax. We get a 3% raise in July. Overtime can be hit or miss sometimes but I can always get 4, OT is ~$700 per shift.
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01-22-2024, 03:29 PM
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Another short on but… the top of our grenades can unscrew from the canister and you can dump out the OC blast powder or CN/CS gas, older cans can come loose and leak powder. So we're sitting in the Program Office and all day we've been coughing, just a slight cough all day and we think it's allergies or something. We have an alarm in Medical, probably false since they always hit their alarm on accident but we all go running. As we are running my friend stop and starts yelling "Fck fck fck…" turns out the top on his blast grenade had been loose and fell full off while he was running, his whole right leg is now coated in OC powder and he's dying as he tries to shake it off, ends up making it was worse since now the powder is in the air. He's yelling his balls are on fire and all we do is laugh at him, alarm was false so nothing to do there, my friend just goes to program and cleans off best he can.
Upside is he got to go home early, downside is we called him Powdered Donut or Snowball for months.
Upside is he got to go home early, downside is we called him Powdered Donut or Snowball for months.
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01-22-2024, 03:49 PM
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Another thing we have have to be paranoid about is chair arm rests, the amount of time a can of OC snags and goes off….
I'm working in CTC my partner and I are in an equipment cage and we hand out equipment, escort the nurses when they need it and deal with everything involving the inmates admitted to the back, all are medical or mental health that need hospital level care. Medical guys are pretty easy, just go with the nurse and stand by when they check vitals or hand out meds or dressing changes. The mental health are hit or miss, some chill and others lose their sht at the slightest thing.
At the time nothing is going on so my partner and I are just sitting in the cage, maybe a 10x10 little room, and BSing before the next med pass. He stands up to go to the bathroom and his OC spray snags the chair and gives me a nice 2 second stream right into my arm, luckily missing my head. Motherfcker, I'm hating life as I go to wash it off, not going home over this, fck that. He had to spend about an hour decontaminating the office and to a quick memo as to why CTC stank like OC, no trouble since sht happens but it made the next few hours suck ass for me.
When I finally got home I jumped in the shower and forgot that the OC spray would reactivate again, so I got to feel like my arm was on fire again for an hour or so.
I'm working in CTC my partner and I are in an equipment cage and we hand out equipment, escort the nurses when they need it and deal with everything involving the inmates admitted to the back, all are medical or mental health that need hospital level care. Medical guys are pretty easy, just go with the nurse and stand by when they check vitals or hand out meds or dressing changes. The mental health are hit or miss, some chill and others lose their sht at the slightest thing.
At the time nothing is going on so my partner and I are just sitting in the cage, maybe a 10x10 little room, and BSing before the next med pass. He stands up to go to the bathroom and his OC spray snags the chair and gives me a nice 2 second stream right into my arm, luckily missing my head. Motherfcker, I'm hating life as I go to wash it off, not going home over this, fck that. He had to spend about an hour decontaminating the office and to a quick memo as to why CTC stank like OC, no trouble since sht happens but it made the next few hours suck ass for me.
When I finally got home I jumped in the shower and forgot that the OC spray would reactivate again, so I got to feel like my arm was on fire again for an hour or so.
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