About 5 months into dating her last year,she just got her college degree. So she began looking for work. She eventually finds a job literally 3 blocks from my apartment. She looked around for a place to rent,couldnt find anything she could afford. So she brings up the idea of moving in with me till she finds a place. I like her,no major red flags,good company,and the prospect of a warm hole in my bed every night seemed appealing. I agreed

We're living together for 4 months now and it's driving me fukking insane. Cant remember when last i had a good night's rest in my own bed. Dont know how you brahs manage that sh!t.

- She's 5'5 110lb and takes up 70% of the bed
- Always pulling the blankets off me
- Farting in her sleep
- Wants to cuddle all the time when i'm trying to sleep
- She can cook,but i dont like her food. Always bland and tasteless. No spice or flavour
- Hijacked my closet space because she doesnt want her dresses to crease
- Hoards junk. Has over 30 pairs of shoes because some of them match with her outfits. Which she's never worn in years
- Has boxes of old stuff stored in the other bedroom from when she was 10 years old
- Uses my toiletries. Shaving foam and razor to shave her cooch and legs.
- Once whilst she was in the shower she says: "Babe,we're out of shaving foam!" I'm thinking: "Bish that's my shaving foam. Buy your own fukking shaving foam
- Doesnt put the cap back on the toothpaste after she's used it
- Always wasting food. Makes a sandwich,takes a few bites. Leaves the sandwich in the fridge to rot until it has to be thrown away.
- Always rearranging the place because i dont have "Taste and style"
- Always asking me how my day was. Like every single day after work i have to report how my day was. Sh!t's annoying AF

I can write a book on the things that i hate about the setup. I so badly want to tell her to leave,but i know it will turn into a massive fight. My brahs tell me that's completely normal "Living with a female" behaviour and i should learn to adapt if i dont want to die alone. Which i think is insane.

I'm used to my own space. I dont like people moving my stuff.

How do i tell her to GTFO in the nicest way possible?

Don't move in with anybody unless you are ready to sacrifice and share for them.

Which just means that a majority of men will foreveralone.

fuk OP. wish I'd seen this thread earlier, and wish you'd made an advice thread before you let her do it.Would have told you not to do it unless you were planning on proposing to her in the near future.

We broke up 3 weeks after i made this thread. She got engaged to beta brah within a few months of the breakup. Not sure abotu the exact time line,dont care either.....I went back to smashing random STD-infested Tinder cave rats.

Honestly miss the feel of a steady gf. Just not worth the headache as a live-in.



You have to get confrontational with them eventually. I'm not confrontational by nature, unless you really piss me off,then i wont talk, ill just start whippin your ass out of nowhere....Rational conversations dont get very far if she's letting you have 24 hour access to the poon-tang.

I'm really surprised how scared guys are to talk a little chit to their girlfriends. I lived with a girl for 4 years and whipped her into shape within a month. Gotta be cold and not fear a few tears. Women respect you more when you are a crazy psycho anyways lol.

Can't blame men though.

Women nowadays are sloots not worthy of sacrificing everything for.

Women gave up their virtue.

you sound like a d1ck to be honest,what the fuk did you expect when ur moving in 1 a girl..you share life together fgt.. Although i must admit living with a bish thats nagging can be annoying,you want to be left alone sometimes.

So she basically left you for a rich guy damn.

I can write a book on the things that i hate about the setup. I so badly want to tell her to leave,but i know it will turn into a massive fight. My brahs tell me that's completely normal "Living with a female" behaviour and i should learn to adapt if i dont want to die alone. Which i think is insane.



They're brainwashed and were told because some other sucker has to live like this so do you. Show her the door, prepare to also break up.