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01-20-2016, 05:45 PM
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Finally 100% done one Rx app. Might apply to Alberta or Dal as well. Probably Alberta tbh, living in Halifax seems lame.
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01-20-2016, 09:05 PM
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Once I pick up some cowboy boots I'll send some more your way.

Me and coworker were flirting around then I wanted to bring her around so I started getting more sexual with it and she was still down. I brought it up during the convo and she said she'd be down to swing by. We already get a bit physical at work so it's not like I'm shooting in the dark. She was answering within like a minute so I just asked her to come around, then she didn't respond for an entire day , but she was like "sure but it needs to be between errands". Was ambiguous so I figured if I dropped a time she would say it won't work, so I'm like nah I made plans, another time because if it was the other way around it would be awkward for me at work. Moral of the story is: don't ask a girl out over text. I know I sound like an egotistical cock but I can't go without income and I don't need no work stress for min. wage.

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I will be waiting for those.

Interesting so you're pretty much done with that? Seems like an odd situation but no need for some bad sh*t to happen later on.

I kinda just figured I put myself in a funny situation. In a few weeks I'm heading to Ohio for some training and a comp and realized that weekend is free so why not go see my friend. Message her and say I'm not far from her and we can spend the day together hanging out, doing stuff, what not. We just want to see each other. Anyways as I'm starting to plan this out cause I want to save money I realize if I go to her place on the weekend we're pretty much spending Valentines together. Luckily we don't care a whole lot about that but I'm sure other people will make a bigger deal about it.
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01-21-2016, 07:21 AM
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I met up with some 5/10 off Tinder last night. I just needed a smash and she seemed down. She was a bit chubby but I thought, what the hell, how bad can it be, I just need to get a nut off. Let me tell you, when I took her clothes off I was like "Is this real life?". Ended up finger blasting and not smashing.

Got back home and I pretty much looked in the mirror like this:



Never again brahz. Seriously feel disgusted with myself.
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01-21-2016, 07:24 AM
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I met up with some 5/10 off Tinder last night. I just needed a smash and she seemed down. She was a bit chubby but I thought, what the hell, how bad can it be, I just need to get a nut off. Let me tell you, when I took her clothes off I was like "Is this real life?". Ended up finger blasting and not smashing.

Got back home and I pretty much looked in the mirror like this:



Never again brahz. Seriously feel disgusted with myself.
If she was a slob guaranteed her pussy was whack and you can still smell her on your finger. ****ing gross. but feels.
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01-21-2016, 07:30 AM
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If she was a slob guaranteed her pussy was whack and you can still smell her on your finger. ****ing gross. but feels.
Let's just say the first thing I did when I got home was wash my hands.
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01-21-2016, 07:30 AM
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Originally Posted By Roasted⏩
I met up with some 5/10 off Tinder last night. I just needed a smash and she seemed down. She was a bit chubby but I thought, what the hell, how bad can it be, I just need to get a nut off. Let me tell you, when I took her clothes off I was like "Is this real life?". Ended up finger blasting and not smashing.

Got back home and I pretty much looked in the mirror like this:



Never again brahz. Seriously feel disgusted with myself.
lol Toronto man. One of the worst places to get laid. Girls act almost worse than NYC.
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01-21-2016, 07:30 AM
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Lol the exact same feels from when I got back from Mexico.
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I met up with some 5/10 off Tinder last night. I just needed a smash and she seemed down. She was a bit chubby but I thought, what the hell, how bad can it be, I just need to get a nut off. Let me tell you, when I took her clothes off I was like "Is this real life?". Ended up finger blasting and not smashing.

Got back home and I pretty much looked in the mirror like this:



Never again brahz. Seriously feel disgusted with myself.
I thought you had a Srs girl dude. I missed the break up?
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01-21-2016, 07:36 AM
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I will be waiting for those.

Interesting so you're pretty much done with that? Seems like an odd situation but no need for some bad sh*t to happen later on.

I kinda just figured I put myself in a funny situation. In a few weeks I'm heading to Ohio for some training and a comp and realized that weekend is free so why not go see my friend. Message her and say I'm not far from her and we can spend the day together hanging out, doing stuff, what not. We just want to see each other. Anyways as I'm starting to plan this out cause I want to save money I realize if I go to her place on the weekend we're pretty much spending Valentines together. Luckily we don't care a whole lot about that but I'm sure other people will make a bigger deal about it.
Not sure. She's a good chick and doesn't come across as just a slampiece or anything, really excitable both in text and person but I made the mistake of asking her out via text rather in person. That was my bad. Anyways, I'll probably pick up where I left off when I see her again and see if I can pick it back up.

Your situation worked out in your favor. If she's free that weekend and you're in, you're in. This the same girl from last year that you were with for that time?
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01-21-2016, 08:25 AM
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Twins?


I thought you had a Srs girl dude. I missed the break up?

Yeah. That happened around end of October beginning of November. We're still talking. Might get back together. I dunno. I'm in a pretty confused state right now and so is she. Funny part is that she's like 9/10 even by Misc standards so I dunno what I'm doing now. Horniness + boredom is a bad combo. I guess this is why I'm a miscer. I will do almost anything for lulz and to have a story to tell. Lol
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01-21-2016, 10:25 AM
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If she was a slob guaranteed her pussy was whack and you can still smell her on your finger. ****ing gross. but feels.
Roasted when he got home



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Not sure. She's a good chick and doesn't come across as just a slampiece or anything, really excitable both in text and person but I made the mistake of asking her out via text rather in person. That was my bad. Anyways, I'll probably pick up where I left off when I see her again and see if I can pick it back up.

Your situation worked out in your favor. If she's free that weekend and you're in, you're in. This the same girl from last year that you were with for that time?
If she seems interested I'm sure if you ask her out in person she'll say yes right away. But seems like you have a good shot and the first one take it as a mulligan.

I just realized that and had no idea because Valentines is stupid. She said she wants to see me again and this is literally the soonest it can happen prior to the other time I'm going down but that's not for a few more month (Can't wait that long). Also yeah if you didn't realize same girl.
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01-21-2016, 10:26 AM
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whatup cuhhhh's
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01-21-2016, 04:28 PM
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Roasted when he got home





If she seems interested I'm sure if you ask her out in person she'll say yes right away. But seems like you have a good shot and the first one take it as a mulligan.

I just realized that and had no idea because Valentines is stupid. She said she wants to see me again and this is literally the soonest it can happen prior to the other time I'm going down but that's not for a few more month (Can't wait that long). Also yeah if you didn't realize same girl.
I think she was down anyways I just didn't want to take a chance and then be awkwarded out this weekend, so I'll ask once I get her talking again. Should see her sometime within the week so if it goes good then my black book is a +1 and if it doesn't, then someone help a bro out and get me a job.

Your situation is already locked.
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01-21-2016, 04:34 PM
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roasted when he got home

lmao
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01-21-2016, 05:33 PM
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Gotta love life in NC where 8 inches of snow warrants a state of emergency. Lol at southerners.
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01-21-2016, 07:43 PM
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I think she was down anyways I just didn't want to take a chance and then be awkwarded out this weekend, so I'll ask once I get her talking again. Should see her sometime within the week so if it goes good then my black book is a +1 and if it doesn't, then someone help a bro out and get me a job.

Your situation is already locked.
Well good luck hopefully it works out.

For me I'm hoping that she's free that day if not then hopefully for a few hours for lunch or something. See what it leads to after that.
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01-22-2016, 05:22 AM
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Valentine's Day is my kids birthday. That's not sexy.
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01-22-2016, 07:21 AM
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Valentine's Day is my kids birthday. That's not sexy.
Is it a boy or a girl? If it's a girl then one day some guy will be lucky to date her since he will have one less date to remember (birthday and valentine's day in one) lol
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01-22-2016, 06:21 PM
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God Dam this sloot took 45 minutes to bring me my first drink then got all insulted when she saw me at the bar buying my own ****. #bodybuildersagainsttipping
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01-22-2016, 08:14 PM
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God Dam this sloot took 45 minutes to bring me my first drink then got all insulted when she saw me at the bar buying my own ****. #bodybuildersagainsttipping
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01-22-2016, 08:39 PM
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The girl before blocked me on iMessage because I told her I couldn't take her out. Another girl coworker legit sacked me and pinched my arm now that there's a welt for flirting with this chick. So I'm like to my bro (another coworker) why'd this chick block me? He's like "because we're lowkey together" and I'm like dude she wanted to make out in the back and wanted me to take her back to my place after I took her out.

Ayyy retail.
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01-23-2016, 07:37 AM
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The girl before blocked me on iMessage because I told her I couldn't take her out. Another girl coworker legit sacked me and pinched my arm now that there's a welt for flirting with this chick. So I'm like to my bro (another coworker) why'd this chick block me? He's like "because we're lowkey together" and I'm like dude she wanted to make out in the back and wanted me to take her back to my place after I took her out.

Ayyy retail.
That bro isn't a bro if he's not giving you a heads up about that situation?

So what now you pretty much screw for any girl at work?
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01-23-2016, 12:42 PM
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You dodged a bullet anyways. Dating at work is bad news. So tedious to see them all the time when you need time off, its like a fukin marriage
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01-23-2016, 04:42 PM
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That bro isn't a bro if he's not giving you a heads up about that situation?

So what now you pretty much screw for any girl at work?
You're right, never work out plans with him outside work. Not letting me know bit him in the ass anyways. The girl who sacked me is always on/off aka ****ing crazy, so yeah. Like how the hell can you tell someone who you're not with to avoid other chicks? lol.

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You dodged a bullet anyways. Dating at work is bad news. So tedious to see them all the time when you need time off, its like a fukin marriage
Yeah, thought not ****ting where you eat didn't apply to retail, but nah, **** blew up quick. It wasn't even that I wanted a relationship as I just wanted a piece, but both hate each other and I got caught in the center.
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01-23-2016, 05:07 PM
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Thank God I don't work in retail.

The few days that I did was a complete gongshow. Got canned cause this one bitch told the manager I talking sh*t about another stores employees. Even though I'm buds with half the staff there.

Fuk that stuff. Wtf does lowkey together even mean..
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TFW never worked in retail, only in finance office crew.
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01-23-2016, 06:51 PM
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Thank God I don't work in retail.

The few days that I did was a complete gongshow. Got canned cause this one bitch told the manager I talking sh*t about another stores employees. Even though I'm buds with half the staff there.

Fuk that stuff. Wtf does lowkey together even mean..
It's a ****storm…tons of ****heads everywhere. Think you're cool with them then you're snaked and funemployed. Mind you, getting canned is a blessing in disguise IMO because then you're gonna start tossing resumes everywhere, hopefully better places. You're in security now?

Lowkey together sounds like the premise for an episode of Springer.

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TFW never worked in retail, only in finance office crew.
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01-24-2016, 04:57 AM
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What restaurant is it?
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TFW never worked in retail, only in finance office crew.
Tfw BC family day is day after Superbowl. Looking at the calendar like Hnnnng dis gun be good. Then realize markets are open so we gotta be at work but get the following Ontario family day off.

Family day should be moved to the day after the superbowl. And be made national. Lol at Quebec
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01-24-2016, 06:51 PM
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Hardest task every. Trying to shave your back when you're back is massive and shoulder flexibility isn't great.
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01-24-2016, 07:29 PM
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Hardest task every. Trying to shave your back when you're back is massive and shoulder flexibility isn't great.
Luckily for me I've got the body hair of your average Asian. No back hair, shoulder hair, arm hair above elbows, or ass hair save for ass crack. Unluckily for me I've seen 14 year olds with better facial hair than me.
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Luckily for me I've got the body hair of your average Asian. No back hair, shoulder hair, arm hair above elbows, or ass hair save for ass crack. Unluckily for me I've seen 14 year olds with better facial hair than me.
I may or may not be part grizzly bear so quite hairy.
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