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post 1628108843 01-10-2021, 07:04 AM
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post 1628109433 01-10-2021, 07:15 AM
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for you to be young enough to be her grandson. she has to be 70+ so stop the bull****. cause if shes in her 50s and your saying that enough for you to be her grandson.. you are the smartest 7 year old i know
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post 1628109773 01-10-2021, 07:22 AM
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Originally Posted By Coal
OP

- Nah guys she's sweet and religious and I just wanted to have a good first date with a beautiful women

Also OP

- Carried 3 condoms just in case.



Fuking LMAO. This is baby yoghurt all over again
This. Unreal.
post 1628109823 01-10-2021, 07:23 AM
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Poor op, doesn't have a killer instinct with sloots. He's scared of coming off as a creep, and plays the nice guy role because he wants to be liked.

Sad!
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post 1628110843 01-10-2021, 07:41 AM
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So, op intends to date a 50 year old woman he met on tinder in Vegas.

This will be my first and last post ITT.
Originally Posted By felixthedog
OP goes on date in vegas with 50 year old former call girl
wait a second, is she really a former prostitute?
post 1628111003 01-10-2021, 07:44 AM
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Originally Posted By MirinBra
Lmao this is actually savage.

Srs question for OP: Did she look as good as her pics?
Yes she’s as good looking as her pics
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Originally Posted By ChangeOfStyle
OP goes out with said 50 y/o milf
Milf starts physically nudging OP giving indications of inviting physical touch
OP pretty much ignores the physical touches and starts talking to Milf about other real serious chit as if they're looking for a relationship
Milf then tells OP they're nothing but friends and milf leaves in a lyft instead of letting OP drive her home to get railed by some other dude

That's pretty much the cliffs you need

@OP

Look man, people can bag you out all they want and say what they want but in all honesty, not everyone ITT would've probably acted to the standard of the way they're 'talking' themselves up to. End of the day, you still went out with this chick and who knows, she may reach out. You're fine mate
I know they’re just trolling the fukk out of me lol
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post 1628111503 01-10-2021, 07:54 AM
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Originally Posted By MyBaddBrah



Op, I'll rep your beta ass if you tell me your height, weight, and bench in this pic.
6’1, 175

I was repping 225 for 3 sets of 7 at that time lmao
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post 1628111623 01-10-2021, 07:56 AM
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking
So, op intends to date a 50 year old woman he met on tinder in Vegas.

This will be my first and last post ITT.



wait a second, is she really a former prostitute?
Negative
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post 1628111683 01-10-2021, 07:58 AM
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do you plan on making a move today? touch her at the gym and spot her sexually. your goal is to smash, not to date her. c'mon man
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Originally Posted By CherryPopinski
I know they’re just trolling the fukk out of me lol
there's no trolling. it's all true. she wanted you to fukk her and you messed up, no maybe about that.

i told you to pre-drink mane. it's the only way for a non-charmcel to get laid with a sloot.

autism isn't cute. most sloots hate that. even the good girls get turned off by it. srs.

better to drink all the time. i keep a mickey in my glovebox just in case i ever need it.

even chadagucci predrinks before his dates....wat does that tell you?
post 1628111743 01-10-2021, 07:59 AM
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Originally Posted By homers54321
do you plan on making a move today? touch her at the gym and spot her sexually. your goal is to smash, not to date her. c'mon man
Now that I’ve broken the ice a little I’ll be a bit more straight forward and go for it
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Originally Posted By CherryPopinski
I know they’re just trolling the fukk out of me lol
What?

Do you live in some different kind of world dude? Yes we're laughing but we are all extremely sincere when we're telling you what she wanted and how hard you fell short. Fun and games aside, misc is 100% right on this and you *******s just never listen.

"oh just a buncha trolls trolling me for fun".

Dude, no. You had it in the bag and you goofed. You also goofed in other threads where you showed us your text game, I remember that. Sort yourself out man. Why are you so soft?
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you guys cant blame OP for taking things slow since in this day and age you can get #MeToo'd too easily
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post 1628112083 01-10-2021, 08:06 AM
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Originally Posted By ChangeOfStyle
OP goes out with said 50 y/o milf
Milf starts physically nudging OP giving indications of inviting physical touch
OP pretty much ignores the physical touches and starts talking to Milf about other real serious chit as if they're looking for a relationship
Milf then tells OP they're nothing but friends and milf leaves in a lyft instead of letting OP drive her home to get railed by some other dude

That's pretty much the cliffs you need

@OP

Look man, people can bag you out all they want and say what they want but in all honesty, not everyone ITT would've probably acted to the standard of the way they're 'talking' themselves up to. End of the day, you still went out with this chick and who knows, she may reach out. You're fine mate
Holy fuk glad I didn’t read all 13 pages. Op ****ed up big time.

Jestermaxx boys never learn. Invite her to your house for the first day. If they want a date watch a chit free movie on Netflix then smash when they are bored. If they want to smash skip the movie.


Treat them like dirt and they stick like mud.

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post 1628112163 01-10-2021, 08:07 AM
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Originally Posted By CherryPopinski
Now that I’ve broken the ice a little I’ll be a bit more straight forward and go for it
Bro..stop lying to yourself. If you couldn't do it over dinner on a Saturday night there is no way in hell you're doing it broad day light in a gym with others around.

Im still thinking she gonna postpone your "date" at the gym.
post 1628112193 01-10-2021, 08:07 AM
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Originally Posted By CherryPopinski
Now that I’ve broken the ice a little I’ll be a bit more straight forward and go for it
In b4 she’s busy today and can’t meet up. I hate to say it OP but I think you put off the wrong vibes.
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Originally Posted By MisterJustice
you guys cant blame OP for taking things slow since in this day and age you can get #MeToo'd too easily
She's 50, a Gen Xer, in Vegas and on TINDER...there ain't no me too...she wanted dik period...and OP fuked up bad.
post 1628112623 01-10-2021, 08:14 AM
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Originally Posted By CherryPopinski
It honestly went really well I think yes we hugged I didn’t want to overstep my bounds not sure why you guys are giving me a hard time she said she wants to see me again
Aye OP

We’re giving you a hard time cause what we are saying is based on 90% experience and objectivity sprinkled on top

The misc is pretty much on the money when we said that you friendzoned yourself. Sure we weren’t there to pick up the nuances and analyzing her reactions live. Personally in my experience, when a date is set especially with a milf, if she is on another floor at your work place / you see her at the gym a few times a week, then yeah, a steady but consistent acceleration makes sense

In this case it was a date on a saturday night. The potential to close is at an all-time high. Best to move as fast as possible because: both of you know what you are here for, and the physical interaction afterwards “don’t need to be discussed about”

Kissing in the 1st date is mandatory, Lord knows how many times this has completely flipped the environment and poundtown went from highly likely to GUARANTEED that very evening/night

Now there is a chance, sure, but it has slimmed down pretty seriously. Remember you are competing with the rest of the world out there who will be eager to close in on her


PS: looks like she gave you 1000 signals on some unspoken “i won’t mind if you touch me / kiss me / tease me”

but you didn’t reciprocate the requestshence the general responses here
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post 1628113633 01-10-2021, 08:30 AM
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You can tell by the way OP writes and his attitude that he’s not getting any pussy.

There is absolutely no sign of assertiveness or confidence.

Betas will beta.
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Originally Posted By CherryPopinski
She’s actually quite religious. I definitely respect her for that. I would’ve been offput to be honest she’s very classy
Religious

Classy

On tinder
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"misc is just trolling me huehuehue. I can't believe I got a hug and she smiled when I told her she was beautiful. Can't wait to take things slow and go on more dates where we connect on a deeper level. I am so excited to develop a lasting relationship with this 50 yr old women"

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Originally Posted By Poodleman
Damn I was really pulling for OP, how do you drop the ball so hard. Not even try to kiss her? cmon man.
Originally Posted By Mitchje
Lil bro, I'm getting what you're trying to say. However, you're forgetting 1 crucial (and obvious) part. She's twice your age... You don't want her to be your girlfriend ah? She was there for the taking, just for shts and giggles. That was it, nothing more. No date whatsoever, just plain fun. Take care.
Originally Posted By BraneyGumble
Cherry redefining MILF, apparently it means mother I’d like to friend.
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post 1628116433 01-10-2021, 09:10 AM
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Last checked this thread yesterday on page 5, just read the rest this morning and all I have to say is:
Originally Posted By GlassMoon
Originally Posted By TheNoob7
And
Originally Posted By capowt
In to hear how you screw this up

Please prove me wrong brah
Post #84 may have called it




Originally Posted By Coal
OP

- Nah guys she's sweet and religious and I just wanted to have a good first date with a beautiful women

Also OP

- Carried 3 condoms just in case.



Fuking LMAO. This is baby yoghurt all over again
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OP - I sincerely hope that she still gyms with you tonight and you get a chance to redeem yourself
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This is why misc still hasn't died.

Also, I think OP has mentioned that he's a cop. How tf can you be in that occupation with such a timid demeanor.
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Originally Posted By Coal
What?

Do you live in some different kind of world dude? Yes we're laughing but we are all extremely sincere when we're telling you what she wanted and how hard you fell short. Fun and games aside, misc is 100% right on this and you *******s just never listen.

"oh just a buncha trolls trolling me for fun".

Dude, no. You had it in the bag and you goofed. You also goofed in other threads where you showed us your text game, I remember that. Sort yourself out man. Why are you so soft?
Yes he does. The guy has delusions of grandeur if he thinks he's an 8/10. I've seen his pics, not even a Chad lite. Timothy face with a Brad body.

No homo.
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Originally Posted By Pumpinmirin
Yes he does. The guy has delusions of grandeur if he thinks he's an 8/10. I've seen his pics, not even a Chad lite. Timothy face with a Brad body.

No homo.
Goddamn you ppl are brutal
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Originally Posted By JoeDelts
This is why misc still hasn't died.

Also, I think OP has mentioned that he's a cop. How tf can you be in that occupation with such a timid demeanor.
For real dude.
What happens when he encounters a perp who’s resisting? Let them go?
Originally Posted By Pumpinmirin
Yes he does. The guy has delusions of grandeur if he thinks he's an 8/10. I've seen his pics, not even a Chad lite. Timothy face with a Brad body.

No homo.
Agreed 350%. He’s tall but def not an 8/10 lol
Originally Posted By tinysprinkle
Goddamn you ppl are brutal
Not lying though.
I was pulling for him too.
She wanted to be cuffed and stuffed and instead got a friendly chat with a new gf over a nice meal.
Sloots Gon Sloot.
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Ruby tried to tell yall that OP wasn't a man (no hate OP, she said it). I can see now that his softness and overall passive non assertive traits is likely what made her not even want to have sex with him anymore.

OP, you know my posting style by now, yes I'm being overly dickish, but you need to change. I saw this as a blessing for you, and you fuked it up. Stop being so soft, you have 1 life to live. If you want something, you need to take it. People don't respect fake nice guys. Cut the BS. You brought condoms for a reason *******. Don't be a deer in a world full of lions & lioness
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Originally Posted By drvillain
Ruby tried to tell yall that OP wasn't a man (no hate OP, she said it). I can see now that his softness and overall passive non assertive traits is likely what made her not even want to have sex with him anymore.

OP, you know my posting style by now, yes I'm being overly dickish, but you need to change. I saw this as a blessing for you, and you fuked it up. Stop being so soft, you have 1 life to live. If you want something, you need to take it. People don't respect fake nice guys. Cut the BS. You brought condoms for a reason *******
this is now officially a roast Cherrypopinski thread



It'll be funny if OP comes tomorrow and says they finally had sex on the second meet
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