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02-08-2024, 06:58 PM
#361
Originally Posted By gbullock32⏩
just the thought of how sweet buzzballs are makes me dizzy
1 BuzzBall is fine, more than that and I'll get sick, too sweet, doesn't help it was tequila. As far as people going to other jobs; some retired and just do other jobs for fun/money, some resigned before getting fired for various reasons, most DUIs, some injury so they go into Admin. It depends on the person.
makes sense people leaving corrections for elsewhere, but do you ever come across people from white collar careers moving into corrections?
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02-09-2024, 05:32 AM
#362
Originally Posted By stegosaurus⏩
Quite a few, especially since 2017 with how much hiring requirements went down; we get a lot just starting at 40-45 years old, the pension and medical is appealing to a lot, also the pay.
just the thought of how sweet buzzballs are makes me dizzy
makes sense people leaving corrections for elsewhere, but do you ever come across people from white collar careers moving into corrections?
makes sense people leaving corrections for elsewhere, but do you ever come across people from white collar careers moving into corrections?
But another story while I'm typing.
Working D 2 on the floor, my partner is this grumpy ass old man who looks like Eustis from Courage the Cowardly Dog, guy did 20 years in the army and has been a C/O for something like 16 or 17 years now; he has no fcks left to give. But we're sitting at the podium watching the dayroom, nothing much going on, it's a quiet day, when we see one guy giving another a back massage. Well, my partner just yells, full on yells "Stop touching each other you fcking h0m0s!" well, great, guess we're getting our asses kicked today! One of the inmates just yells back "Fck you old man!" Well that went better than expected, figured this guy would have taken a lot more offense to that comment. Loved working with that old man, sht like this was daily with him, he'd walk into a riot like nothing was happening, just didn't give a sht anymore.
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02-11-2024, 12:55 PM
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Been busy the last few days, OD and a fight yesterday, likely a lot of drunk/high inmates today for the game… but I'll do a story dump tomorrow.
For your time now, the Union gave me a swag bag, one of the items is a blue tooth speaker that looks like our MK9 OC pepper sprays, pretty cool; I'll take more pics of the other sht later if anyone is interested.
For your time now, the Union gave me a swag bag, one of the items is a blue tooth speaker that looks like our MK9 OC pepper sprays, pretty cool; I'll take more pics of the other sht later if anyone is interested.
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02-12-2024, 02:38 PM
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i legit thought that was an oc spray can with a company coozie on it lol those are sweet
will be hilarious when someone runs into a fight with one of those thinking its the real thing, especially if it can make noise when the trigger is pulled, like that loud porn moaning meme sound
will be hilarious when someone runs into a fight with one of those thinking its the real thing, especially if it can make noise when the trigger is pulled, like that loud porn moaning meme sound
Originally Posted By gbullock32⏩
Been busy the last few days, OD and a fight yesterday, likely a lot of drunk/high inmates today for the game… but I'll do a story dump tomorrow.
For your time now, the Union gave me a swag bag, one of the items is a blue tooth speaker that looks like our MK9 OC pepper sprays, pretty cool; I'll take more pics of the other sht later if anyone is interested.
For your time now, the Union gave me a swag bag, one of the items is a blue tooth speaker that looks like our MK9 OC pepper sprays, pretty cool; I'll take more pics of the other sht later if anyone is interested.
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02-12-2024, 02:45 PM
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Damn BRO i thought that was for the goon squad! you cant carry that too right? you wanted a bottle for your own? thats like $300 spray for riots and chit
02-12-2024, 08:30 PM
#366
Originally Posted By stegosaurus⏩
So tempted to play NWA Fck The Police when I do my night counts.
i legit thought that was an oc spray can with a company coozie on it lol those are sweet
will be hilarious when someone runs into a fight with one of those thinking its the real thing, especially if it can make noise when the trigger is pulled, like that loud porn moaning meme sound
will be hilarious when someone runs into a fight with one of those thinking its the real thing, especially if it can make noise when the trigger is pulled, like that loud porn moaning meme sound
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I want to say it's maybe $60, been awhile since I looked, I wanted to buy some for my niece (only LEO can buy the good stuff in CA) but she wont take it. We carry 1 or 2 of them depending on POST, every cop gets it. MK9 only has maybe 12 seconds of spray in it, riots kill so many cans, hell we've had 1 on 1 fights where we dump 10 cans.
Damn BRO i thought that was for the goon squad! you cant carry that too right? you wanted a bottle for your own? thats like $300 spray for riots and chit
Anyways I said story dump today but I am shot out. I spent Sunday/Monday dealing with a cell extraction for 10 hours, ~5 of those I was on the cell door talking to the guy, got him to calm down (known him for years) but every fcking time they had someone else come talk to him it made things worse. During a cell extraction usually 2 doctors (one medical and one psych) talk to him, the Sgt, Lt, and the Administrator on Duty (highest rank on duty at any time) need to talk to them. I had 2 partners and myself who could get the guy to chill instead of just screaming he was going to kill us. Every time we got him calm, someone else needed to talk to him and fck me…. back to page fcking 1. In the end we extracted him when he started cutting himself, nothing bad but any self mutilation is a 'we go in now' thing. Then I had to do hours of BS that follows, paperwork, evidence, ect.
Best parts of the day: The inmate told me to stand back when the door was open, he didn't want to hurt me or the 2 who actually just talked to him like a person, and he was sorry it went this way. Then getting handshakes from 3 Lt.'s and 2 Sgt.'s who I have a lot of respect for, that sht is what reminds me of why I do what I do. Not the pay, benefits, none of that. It's the respect my partners give for hard work, being there for people you like (or don't, you always take care of your partners, no matter what), looking out for your partners and knowing they look out for you. You just don't get that from other jobs, I know if I am getting my ass beat I can count on them to be there, regardless of the odds and I'll be there for them. Just don't get that feeling anywhere else.
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02-13-2024, 10:02 AM
#367
Originally Posted By gbullock32⏩
solid on you bro, appreciate your posts for things like this
Best parts of the day: The inmate told me to stand back when the door was open, he didn't want to hurt me or the 2 who actually just talked to him like a person, and he was sorry it went this way. Then getting handshakes from 3 Lt.'s and 2 Sgt.'s who I have a lot of respect for, that sht is what reminds me of why I do what I do. Not the pay, benefits, none of that. It's the respect my partners give for hard work, being there for people you like (or don't, you always take care of your partners, no matter what), looking out for your partners and knowing they look out for you. You just don't get that from other jobs, I
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if I am getting my ass beat I can count on them to be there, regardless of the odds and I'll be there for them. Just don't get that feeling anywhere else.
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02-14-2024, 01:26 PM
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So… this happened to a Sgt who was my friend but….
An inmate on C yard went to medical, guess he had a bindle of drugs in his ass and he couldn't get it out, he's freaking out because if it bursts he's done. They take him to the body scanner, which is like a full x-ray machine that is real time, and they see a bindle that is enormous, like close to the size of a soda can. Our ISU (investigative services unit) is happy as hell, this is a huge bust for them! They send the guy to an outside hospital to remove the bindle, and when it's taken out… it's not drugs. Nope, guess this guy got pranked, no clue why they did this but the inmates told him he was hiding drugs…. nope.
Wait for it… it was a summer sausage, like a whole god damn 5-6 inch long, 2 inch thick summer sausage they had wrapped in plastic wrap. Funny as hell, ISU was all butt hurt (not as much as the inmate) that it wasn't drugs; inmate rolled up to SNY after this, pretty much said fck this.
Gotta love the sense of humor the guys who got him to do this had though.
An inmate on C yard went to medical, guess he had a bindle of drugs in his ass and he couldn't get it out, he's freaking out because if it bursts he's done. They take him to the body scanner, which is like a full x-ray machine that is real time, and they see a bindle that is enormous, like close to the size of a soda can. Our ISU (investigative services unit) is happy as hell, this is a huge bust for them! They send the guy to an outside hospital to remove the bindle, and when it's taken out… it's not drugs. Nope, guess this guy got pranked, no clue why they did this but the inmates told him he was hiding drugs…. nope.
Wait for it… it was a summer sausage, like a whole god damn 5-6 inch long, 2 inch thick summer sausage they had wrapped in plastic wrap. Funny as hell, ISU was all butt hurt (not as much as the inmate) that it wasn't drugs; inmate rolled up to SNY after this, pretty much said fck this.
Gotta love the sense of humor the guys who got him to do this had though.
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02-14-2024, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted By gbullock32⏩
lmao thats wild as hell
So… this happened to a Sgt who was my friend but….
An inmate on C yard went to medical, guess he had a bindle of drugs in his ass and he couldn't get it out, he's freaking out because if it bursts he's done. They take him to the body scanner, which is like a full x-ray machine that is real time, and they see a bindle that is enormous, like close to the size of a soda can. Our ISU (investigative services unit) is happy as hell, this is a huge bust for them! They send the guy to an outside hospital to remove the bindle, and when it's taken out… it's not drugs. Nope, guess this guy got pranked, no clue why they did this but the inmates told him he was hiding drugs…. nope.
Wait for it… it was a summer sausage, like a whole god damn 5-6 inch long, 2 inch thick summer sausage they had wrapped in plastic wrap. Funny as hell, ISU was all butt hurt (not as much as the inmate) that it wasn't drugs; inmate rolled up to SNY after this, pretty much said fck this.
Gotta love the sense of humor the guys who got him to do this had though.
An inmate on C yard went to medical, guess he had a bindle of drugs in his ass and he couldn't get it out, he's freaking out because if it bursts he's done. They take him to the body scanner, which is like a full x-ray machine that is real time, and they see a bindle that is enormous, like close to the size of a soda can. Our ISU (investigative services unit) is happy as hell, this is a huge bust for them! They send the guy to an outside hospital to remove the bindle, and when it's taken out… it's not drugs. Nope, guess this guy got pranked, no clue why they did this but the inmates told him he was hiding drugs…. nope.
Wait for it… it was a summer sausage, like a whole god damn 5-6 inch long, 2 inch thick summer sausage they had wrapped in plastic wrap. Funny as hell, ISU was all butt hurt (not as much as the inmate) that it wasn't drugs; inmate rolled up to SNY after this, pretty much said fck this.
Gotta love the sense of humor the guys who got him to do this had though.
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02-15-2024, 10:08 AM
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Keeping on with things we found in asses. I walk in at 1330 for my shift and there's a guy in Program (our main office for the yard) in a holding cell, a 2'x2' cell. Great, already off to a bad day if that's the case, and it smells like sht, literal sht as I walk in, just signing in to my POST… well you se what had happened was this guy got popped on that body scanner I mentioned with bindles in him, maybe 9 or so. He's here in this holding cell and decided to sht them out, and go to swallow them. Doesn't matter, do that and go on sht watch. You will poop them out eventually. But nah, guy has a handful of sht covered bindles and the Lt. at the time is just staring at him, he says "Go ahead, swallow them, nasty as hell, they're covered in sht, swallow that bitch, do it. We'll get them on the back end, but you have to taste them now! Or give them to us now, and you don't need to choke that down." Inmate gave it a minute to think, then just gave up the drugs.
lmao thats wild as hell
And that was just the start of my day.
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02-15-2024, 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted By gbullock32⏩
Keeping on with things we found in asses. I walk in at 1330 for my shift and there's a guy in Program (our main office for the yard) in a holding cell, a 2'x2' cell. Great, already off to a bad day if that's the case, and it smells like sht, literal sht as I walk in, just signing in to my POST… well you se what had happened was this guy got popped on that body scanner I mentioned with bindles in him, maybe 9 or so. He's here in this holding cell and decided to sht them out, and go to swallow them. Doesn't matter, do that and go on sht watch. You will poop them out eventually. But nah, guy has a handful of sht covered bindles and the Lt. at the time is just staring at him, he says "Go ahead, swallow them, nasty as hell, they're covered in sht, swallow that bitch, do it. We'll get them on the back end, but you have to taste them now! Or give them to us now, and you don't need to choke that down." Inmate gave it a minute to think, then just gave up the drugs.
And that was just the start of my day.
And that was just the start of my day.
Those are the worst stories….. Potty watch was my least favorite thing to do.
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So the other week, working with a new C/O and she needs to run some paperwork to each building, she goes to walk to the buildings and we tell her to take the golf cart. She says she can't, she doesn't know how to drive a golf cart. At first we thought she was fcking with us, but nope, dead ass serious. We're like, it has forward, reverse, and neutral… how can you drive a car but not a golf cart. We had to show her how to drive it, a grown ass adult, how use use a gas and brake pedals.
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02-19-2024, 06:48 AM
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Been busy but I want to make it up to those who do still enjoy these so I'll try and dump a few today. Just got off back to back doubles, but here we go kids!
On A Yard 1/w (night shift) we make them take down any window coverings on cell doors; it's policy, it obstructs me from having a clear and unobstructed view of the cell, and to be honest, I'm short (5'5", bring it manlet haters) and hate having to stand on my toes to see into a cell. We've been on them for a month with warnings, now write ups start. Most comply, either taking it down when we ask, or just not putting them up, but a few want to fight about it. OK, lets fight. One caveat, they can put a window cover up if they are using the bathroom, but it can only be the size of 2 sheets of toilet paper.
Anyways, doing count last night and one of the holdouts has his window cover up, maybe 2/3ds of the window covered. I tap the window and say to take it down, the inmate says fck off… I pull my baton out and smack the door *BAM* take down the window cover….
He jumps up and pulls his pants down and sits on the toilet "I'm using the bathroom!"
Ok, 2 can play this game my friend. I yell, loud as I can, making sure the cameras will pick up what I say (he spoke too quietly to be picked up) "Hey, what are you doing Inmate *name*, you just exposed your genitals to me, what's wrong with you, pull your pants up!" He says he using the bathroom again, but too quietly, so I yelled again "Man, I don't want to see that, dude, pull your pants up!"
He again says he's using the bathroom, too quietly, so I yell "Your getting a write up for that, Indecent Exposure, dude get it together!" An Indecent Exposure (IEX) write up gets you mandatory time in RHU (the hole) and an 'R on your jacket(registered sex offender)' as we call it (sexual offense) on your record for life, so you're now a sex offender. This never goes away, not over time, if you parole and come back, nah it's for life….
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On A Yard 1/w (night shift) we make them take down any window coverings on cell doors; it's policy, it obstructs me from having a clear and unobstructed view of the cell, and to be honest, I'm short (5'5", bring it manlet haters) and hate having to stand on my toes to see into a cell. We've been on them for a month with warnings, now write ups start. Most comply, either taking it down when we ask, or just not putting them up, but a few want to fight about it. OK, lets fight. One caveat, they can put a window cover up if they are using the bathroom, but it can only be the size of 2 sheets of toilet paper.
Anyways, doing count last night and one of the holdouts has his window cover up, maybe 2/3ds of the window covered. I tap the window and say to take it down, the inmate says fck off… I pull my baton out and smack the door *BAM* take down the window cover….
He jumps up and pulls his pants down and sits on the toilet "I'm using the bathroom!"
Ok, 2 can play this game my friend. I yell, loud as I can, making sure the cameras will pick up what I say (he spoke too quietly to be picked up) "Hey, what are you doing Inmate *name*, you just exposed your genitals to me, what's wrong with you, pull your pants up!" He says he using the bathroom again, but too quietly, so I yelled again "Man, I don't want to see that, dude, pull your pants up!"
He again says he's using the bathroom, too quietly, so I yell "Your getting a write up for that, Indecent Exposure, dude get it together!" An Indecent Exposure (IEX) write up gets you mandatory time in RHU (the hole) and an 'R on your jacket(registered sex offender)' as we call it (sexual offense) on your record for life, so you're now a sex offender. This never goes away, not over time, if you parole and come back, nah it's for life….
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02-19-2024, 07:20 AM
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Same double shift as above, but on my first shift, the 3/W (1400-2200) shift in D 5, we got a new guy in that day and he was a spinner, legit crazy and should hve been EOP (Enhanced Outpatient Program) which we are not designsted to house. However some slip through the cracks, and he is one. He spends all day on the dayroom pacing back and forth, yelling, ducking and dodging like he's in a boxing match, and pointing a finger gun at people and shooting at them (bang bang noises and everything). Weird as fck, but whatever, see this often enough so we ignore it.
We do an inline and outline, then my partner and I do a security check (body check, make sure no one is ODing, hanging, whatever, done every hour); as I am walking the top tier near cell 226 he is walking at me, so I tell him "Hey guy, don't be on the top tier, and definitely not when I am not doing a security check!" He just says OK and goes down the stairs, but when my partner and I are at the podium we notice his pacing gets closer and closer, and closer still to us. The he starts trying to go behind us, closer and closer, we always spin in our chairs to keep him in eyesight.
This goes on for maybe an hour, we finally stop him and tell him, "Two choices, lock it up (go into your cell) or handle it now." He looks at us and just turns away and goes to his cell, well fck, no fighting tonight I guess.
We do an inline and outline, then my partner and I do a security check (body check, make sure no one is ODing, hanging, whatever, done every hour); as I am walking the top tier near cell 226 he is walking at me, so I tell him "Hey guy, don't be on the top tier, and definitely not when I am not doing a security check!" He just says OK and goes down the stairs, but when my partner and I are at the podium we notice his pacing gets closer and closer, and closer still to us. The he starts trying to go behind us, closer and closer, we always spin in our chairs to keep him in eyesight.
This goes on for maybe an hour, we finally stop him and tell him, "Two choices, lock it up (go into your cell) or handle it now." He looks at us and just turns away and goes to his cell, well fck, no fighting tonight I guess.
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02-19-2024, 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted By gbullock32⏩
lmao he take it down after that?
Been busy but I want to make it up to those who do still enjoy these so I'll try and dump a few today. Just got off back to back doubles, but here we go kids!
On A Yard 1/w (night shift) we make them take down any window coverings on cell doors; it's policy, it obstructs me from having a clear and unobstructed view of the cell, and to be honest, I'm short (5'5", bring it manlet haters) and hate having to stand on my toes to see into a cell. We've been on them for a month with warnings, now write ups start. Most comply, either taking it down when we ask, or just not putting them up, but a few want to fight about it. OK, lets fight. One caveat, they can put a window cover up if they are using the bathroom, but it can only be the size of 2 sheets of toilet paper.
Anyways, doing count last night and one of the holdouts has his window cover up, maybe 2/3ds of the window covered. I tap the window and say to take it down, the inmate says fck off… I pull my baton out and smack the door *BAM* take down the window cover….
He jumps up and pulls his pants down and sits on the toilet "I'm using the bathroom!"
Ok, 2 can play this game my friend. I yell, loud as I can, making sure the cameras will pick up what I say (he spoke too quietly to be picked up) "Hey, what are you doing Inmate *name*, you just exposed your genitals to me, what's wrong with you, pull your pants up!" He says he using the bathroom again, but too quietly, so I yelled again "Man, I don't want to see that, dude, pull your pants up!"
He again says he's using the bathroom, too quietly, so I yell "Your getting a write up for that, Indecent Exposure, dude get it together!" An Indecent Exposure (IEX) write up gets you mandatory time in RHU (the hole) and an 'R on your jacket(registered sex offender)' as we call it (sexual offense) on your record for life, so you're now a sex offender. This never goes away, not over time, if you parole and come back, nah it's for life….
I can play games too *******.
On A Yard 1/w (night shift) we make them take down any window coverings on cell doors; it's policy, it obstructs me from having a clear and unobstructed view of the cell, and to be honest, I'm short (5'5", bring it manlet haters) and hate having to stand on my toes to see into a cell. We've been on them for a month with warnings, now write ups start. Most comply, either taking it down when we ask, or just not putting them up, but a few want to fight about it. OK, lets fight. One caveat, they can put a window cover up if they are using the bathroom, but it can only be the size of 2 sheets of toilet paper.
Anyways, doing count last night and one of the holdouts has his window cover up, maybe 2/3ds of the window covered. I tap the window and say to take it down, the inmate says fck off… I pull my baton out and smack the door *BAM* take down the window cover….
He jumps up and pulls his pants down and sits on the toilet "I'm using the bathroom!"
Ok, 2 can play this game my friend. I yell, loud as I can, making sure the cameras will pick up what I say (he spoke too quietly to be picked up) "Hey, what are you doing Inmate *name*, you just exposed your genitals to me, what's wrong with you, pull your pants up!" He says he using the bathroom again, but too quietly, so I yelled again "Man, I don't want to see that, dude, pull your pants up!"
He again says he's using the bathroom, too quietly, so I yell "Your getting a write up for that, Indecent Exposure, dude get it together!" An Indecent Exposure (IEX) write up gets you mandatory time in RHU (the hole) and an 'R on your jacket(registered sex offender)' as we call it (sexual offense) on your record for life, so you're now a sex offender. This never goes away, not over time, if you parole and come back, nah it's for life….
I can play games too *******.
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02-19-2024, 06:01 PM
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Originally Posted By stegosaurus⏩
Nope, but with that write up he is gonna have a bad time, should be through the whole disciplinary process in a week or 2, then he gets to go to the hole for up to 90 days.
lmao he take it down after that?
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02-19-2024, 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted By gbullock32⏩
hooooory sheeeet - so all that and he's gonna have to go on sex offender registry too? talk about playing stupid games lmao
Nope, but with that write up he is gonna have a bad time, should be through the whole disciplinary process in a week or 2, then he gets to go to the hole for up to 90 days.
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02-19-2024, 10:36 PM
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Well, he did this before, imagine if he did this to a female officer… we don't play games with exposure of genitals. We try to have male officers handle issues, but expose yourself to a female and honestly other inmates might kill you for disrespect. No one, staff or inmate, disrespects a women, we are all on the same page with that. I've seen 4' nothing women simply talk an inmate down, threaten the chackla (sandal) and they don't do anything. Also seen an inmate disrespect female staff, they got beaten damn near to death by the inmates in the building; you respect a women, your parents teach you that.
hooooory sheeeet - so all that and he's gonna have to go on sex offender registry too? talk about playing stupid games lmao
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02-19-2024, 10:53 PM
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Is "dropping the soap" real?
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02-19-2024, 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted By Brommando⏩
No, most showers are like small boxes, you go in and shut the door; unless staff lock it you're alone for the most part. Think of a shower at the gym. You go in but there is a grill gate that separates you from anyone else.
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02-20-2024, 08:51 PM
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02-21-2024, 03:13 AM
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Lol, not often, mostly due to the cameras.
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02-23-2024, 02:11 AM
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This happened to a friend of mine but it was fcking hilarious. We had an inmate in D 3 who was not all there, guy was legit kinda crazy and loved to touch his dick and expose himself to staff; well we frown upon that so they wanted to write him up for indecent exposure but they also didn't want to put a female in that position. So enters my friend. They switch him and the female c/o out for the shift and tell him that if the inmate exposes himself to write him up and be very detailed since they want this to stick; once you get a solid Indecent Exposure write up we can keep you in an Indecent Exposure Suit (IEX) which is pretty much a canvas jumpsuit that we lock from the back with padlocks that keeps you from being able to show your junk, kind of a bitch for us too since we have to ask you every hour if you need to use the bathroom.
Well they do an outline and my friend is in the control booth, he pops weenie wackers cell door and the guy walks out, fully naked with a raging boner; he then makes eye contact with my friend and does the helicopter with his dick. He does this for a full on minute while my friend tells him over the PA to go back into his cell. The inmate does and as my friend is doing the write up they are fcking with him, the Lt says to specify which direction the guys dick was spinning, how many gyrations he made, ect…. one of the funniest reports I have ever read, they even made him put how the guy maintained eye contact, it almost read like a shtty teen love novel.
Well they do an outline and my friend is in the control booth, he pops weenie wackers cell door and the guy walks out, fully naked with a raging boner; he then makes eye contact with my friend and does the helicopter with his dick. He does this for a full on minute while my friend tells him over the PA to go back into his cell. The inmate does and as my friend is doing the write up they are fcking with him, the Lt says to specify which direction the guys dick was spinning, how many gyrations he made, ect…. one of the funniest reports I have ever read, they even made him put how the guy maintained eye contact, it almost read like a shtty teen love novel.
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02-23-2024, 02:12 AM
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Another IEX story, we had a guy in our on site hospital, also liked touching his dick so we put an IEX suit on him; had to pretty much fight the guy for 20 minutes until we get this suit on him. Didn't help none of us had used on before so we are wrestling a naked guy while at the same time trying to figure out how all the 10 or so locks need to be hooked up, not a fun time. We finally get the suit on the guy, good for us and GTFO the cell. We hear the inmate in the cell and we take a look, he's taking a piss, we fcked up on the suit and it pretty much did nothing; the guy wasn't that smart though and he sat there all pissed off because he thought the suit still meant he couldn't jack off, like it was a time out suit or something. Fck it, got the result we wanted, maybe not how we wanted it though.
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02-23-2024, 03:13 AM
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How strong are inmates? Does everyone in prison know how to fight?
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Originally Posted By Brommando⏩
No weights, we used to have them but they kept using them as weapons; mostly calisthenics and bags full of water or rocks or books. Most on the GP yards are in decent shape, mandatory exercise and all that and they can do 100+ burpees, ect so decently fit. SNY inmates meh, a lot more overweight and out of shape, so it all depends.
How strong are inmates? Does everyone in prison know how to fight?
Most know how to fight, and plenty good at it, but not everyone; keep in mind most of them have been fighting their whole lives and live in a violent environment, so not professional fighters but they can handle themselves fine.
Depends on the person though, someone in for murder, robbery, gang crimes is much more likely to know how to fight than the guy in for fraud or embezzlement as an example. Surprisingly trans inmates are some of the best fighters I have ever seen, people always try to take advantage of them so they know how to handle themselves.
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02-23-2024, 03:56 AM
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Random keychain I got from work, mini version of the Blast grenades we carry. kind of cool, I have a pin from a real one I threw on my keys.
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02-23-2024, 03:59 AM
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Originally Posted By gbullock32⏩
Lmao that's neat. the left chrome part looks like it can double as a bottle opener
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Originally Posted By pyrogen⏩
Lol it does, I have 2 or 3 bottle openers that are from work, they know we drink too much and just run with it I guess.
Lmao that's neat. the left chrome part looks like it can double as a bottle opener
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02-23-2024, 04:26 AM
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Have you ever encountered colleagues of yours who you just know they selected that job because they are psychos who enjoy power trips. Like, getting a kick out of abusing prisoners and seeking out encounters where they can use powers.
Do you think if someone can get away with **** like that by saying "oh he attacked me" and using what I suppose is a bias against those prisoners since they are criminals?
Asking for a friend.
Do you think if someone can get away with **** like that by saying "oh he attacked me" and using what I suppose is a bias against those prisoners since they are criminals?
Asking for a friend.
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